Classic sentences of 2022 students' involution motto

1. Roommate is playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.

Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job. In fact, I am preparing for the exam full-time, and I will kill them when I pass the exam.

6. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

7. I have already started my own mental internal friction before I have time to intervene.

8. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.

10. Everyone else is brushing dy. I secretly watched the Peking University Science Forum and sprinted for the college entrance examination. I want to go to Tsinghua Peking University and crush them.

1 1. In fact, we were in love.

12. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

13. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

14. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

15. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

16. Don't please anyone, please anyone and you will get stuck, only please yourself.

17. You can go up. I want to lie down.

18. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

19. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

20. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

The most attractive internal copy in 2022

1. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

2. involution is a systematic mistake, and effort is an individual choice.

My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.

6. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

7. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

8. My roommate stayed up all night. I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and curled it to death.

From now on, I will eat grapes every day. In the future, my children will have bigger eyes than them. Fuck them.

10. I'm a cabbage, killing other people's hearts, but I'm a cabbage.

1 1. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

12. You can go up, I want to lie down.

13. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

14. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

15. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

16. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

17. Don't please anyone, please anyone and you will get stuck, only please yourself.

18. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, and I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

19. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

20. In the future, you will appreciate yourself now.

2022 recent hot copy sharing.

1. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die early. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

2. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

3. Pretend to sleep in class, secretly attend classes, and roll to death.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and roll them to death.

I will eat grapes every day from now on. Children's eyes will be bigger than others' and will crush them.

I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

7. I am proud of my paper today, and I am proud of my paper tomorrow!

8. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

9. This is not an involution, this is a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!

10. Reverse involution, bid farewell to involution, and live a lifetime.

1 1. Everyone else is brushing dy. I secretly watched the Peking University Science Forum and sprinted for the college entrance examination. I'm going to Tsinghua Peking University and roll them to death.

12. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

13. A person is a master only if he rolls in the middle.

14. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the small one.

15. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

16. It's not that I didn't participate. I really don't want to learn.

17. Not fighting myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

18. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

19. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

20. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

2022 satirizes the sentences in the 20-sentence collection of work volume and friends circle.

1. No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

2. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

3. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

6. When everyone is involved in the exam, I will eat and sleep on time, do more exercise, keep healthy and kill them!

7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

8. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

9. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.

10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

1 1. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. It curled more than them.

12. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

13. Did you write today?

14. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

15. May every self with firm goals be fearless and confident in the future!

16. Not fighting myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

17. In fact, we even participated in love.

18. There is no hurdle in life. If you can't get through, try to lie down!

19. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

20. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

Humor of 2022 College Students' Military Training

Humor in military training for college students in 2022-1. Students, be careful. I don't shoot easily. If I shoot, I will hurt someone. If I hurt someone, I will see blood. If I see blood, I will die!

2.？ Being with you is really worrying about my teenage head!

3.？ Drop your feet on the ground!

4.？ The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use?

5.？ I want to know why there is less and less spatial dynamics. It took me a long time to understand. It turns out that I went to military training with a crazy brush the other day.

6.？ Military training is a process that each of us has experienced. Military training is how many male gods become diaosi.

7.？ See what I'm doing? There are no flowers on my face, only pimples …

8.？ There was a mosquito flying in front of a girl, and the girl ducked slightly. The instructor looked at it and said, freeze! Wait until it bites you!

9.？ Instructor: You! Come here! Yes, only you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's no use! Suddenly I sneezed twice, so I suddenly said to the whole class, damn it, who is scolding me? !

10.？ I will kick you to death!

1 1.？ Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you tan your teeth in the sun!

12.？ After military training, I successfully advanced to Black Egg.

13.？ Military training is actually a process from Gao Fushuai to poverty.

14.？ Military training is a place for black and white people.

15.？ There are a large number of "Bao Qingtian" ready to enter the middle school gate.

16.？ Move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

17.？ Let me shout here: instructor, we miss you!

18.？ Believe it or not, I will push you out with one foot!

19.？ Abdomen in! Not pregnant yet! What a big belly!

20.？ The school gave Sun a nice name called military training.

Humor in college students' military training in 2022 II 1. A group of girls went to the toilet and were seen by the instructor. They snapped: going to the toilet is a very serious matter. Get in line! Come out of the toilet in high spirits and hold your head high!

2.？ Who told you to transfer! Automatic navigation? !

3.？ Do you want to remove your head ... put a wax gourd on it ... wax gourd is smarter than you!

4.？ Don't be whiter than anyone's skin during military training, because we are all tanned like loaches!

5.？ Instructor: Don't talk, or you will get angry with me and kill you physically.

6.？ During military training, I envy a short classmate because a tall classmate helps them keep out the sun.

7.？ Abdomen in! Not pregnant yet! What is your stomach?

8.？ Look at your kick. Do you want to fly?

9.？ Let the military training sun come more fiercely and make the military training hotter.

10.？ Flowers in the greenhouse, put on your green hats.

1 1.？ Don't look at me. Look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't even know to look in front of you, a group of stupid children!

12.？ Student: Mr Heidi, why are your teeth so white? The instructor smiled, his teeth flashing white: I'll tell you another secret. (lowering his voice to be mysterious) I never brush my teeth! The whole class fell!

13.？ Talent! Talents in the new century! !

14.？ Be sure to take photos of yourself before military training, because you won't recognize yourself after military training.

15.？ Classmate: Instructor, what's your mobile phone number? ——; Classmate: Instructor, what's your QQ number? ——; Classmate: Instructor, did you cheat a three-year-old child? -Military secrets!

16.？ For their dreams, to fight, to fight! There is a saying in the sky that military training is not a problem!

17.？ I would rather be in the rain for military training than accept a gift from Father Sun.

18.？ Laugh again and your teeth will explode!

19.？ Where there is military training, there will be sunny days. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

20.？ During military training, the instructor in the next class corrected a girl's military posture. Hold your head up! Chest out! Breast! Breast! Think about how sad and angry that girl's expression is.

Humor in military training for college students 2022 (3) 1. What are you laughing at? Laugh like a fart!

2.？ Instructor: Get your feet on the ground!

3.？ What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. I want to drink porridge tonight!

4.？ Instructor to a student: Come here! The student walked away with a smile, and the instructor said, I'm so fucking at a loss when you come here with a smile like that!

5.？ What are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. Do you want to drink porridge tonight?

6.？ Coach: Do you have MP? Some people listen to me, some people sleep.

7.？ I finally understand why military training has to be turned around, so as to get a more even grandson.

8.？ Let's go, let's go. I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later!

9.？ Pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes next time you move!

10.？ Seek sunny days, high temperatures, 40 degrees, exposure and no wind. It doesn't matter how hard we are. We must let the seniors in Grade One have a good military training environment.

1 1.？ Chest out! Abdomen in! Lift the anus!

12.？ Military training made me understand what is the temptation to go home.

13.？ The student expressed concern: "Instructor, you are tanned." Instructor: "Black? I haven't been white since I got a tan last year! "

14.？ Rehearse the military songs in the morning, and hear the instructor next door heckling the students during the rehearsal. Sing: "All our soldiers are pigs"!

15.？ I sank again and suddenly remembered home-you are all homesick! Look up at the sun! ! !

16.？ Are you waiting in line? ! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me? !

17.？ I am a child who raises pigs, and I drive you around all day (OHMYGOD! So everyone is a pig)

18.？ Let the sun come more violently ... military training is wonderful!

19.？ How many African compatriots have been trained by military training?

20.？ Students, what is an urgent March? On the basis of your shopping, take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste" (well explained)