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Shameless and funny personality. Say 40 sentences.

1, that's what I do, I want everything, I'm shameless, I eat everything, I just don't suffer.

2. Feel that knowledge is like underwear. Although I can't see it outside, I am very nervous.

Maybe, the present earth is really not suitable for me. I think I'd better go back to Mars.

I am unknown in the world every day, but you are upside down in the vegetable market.

I think cheating is actually playing with your lover and playing with other people's lover.

I know that even the largest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

7. Be a man with size, and be a dog, too. Don't be shameless.

There are always many people jumping off buildings recently, so be careful not to be caught.

9. You made me forget that time is still circulating, but I always feel that you are by my side.

10. Although the summer vacation is not over yet, I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

1 1, I think the most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

12, if I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

13. If I really go down one day, remember, I will definitely come up for you.

14, sometimes I take a closer look at my slap and it really suits your face.

15, I failed English at school, which shows that I am patriotic. I am a patriot.

16, Chopin of Niu B, if my sadness pops up, I'll give you a dollar.

17, because I have never been able to learn your free and easy, so I can't escape the pain you gave me after all.

18, now I am not only talented, but also fat.

19 I think the most terrible time for a woman is not to show off her strength, but after removing makeup.

20. That teacher, you must be dead, because poor monks love Taoists.

2 1. I look forward to touching my life again and again every day, and I will always be cheated.

22. If falling in love is just falling in love, isn't that hooliganism?

I'm sorry, I forgot now. You don't need me at all. I've been bothering you.

24, abnormal condition should be early, because if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

25. The serious expression on your face. It seems that you really understand people.

26. Never love another person when you meet one person, because if you love too much, love will depreciate.

27. Now all I can do is hold the air and giggle.

28. You asked me why I often have tears in my eyes, because I ordered eye drops.

29. In winter without snow, will we regard it as spring?

30. In reality, we always tell lies with our real names and tell the truth with pseudonyms online.

3 1, if you want to find a wife, you can find a serious one, and if you want a lover, you can find a punctual one.

32. Women in men's shows are really scary. Use at least one box of Yan Fujie every day.

Those women who don't take a shower all day will not smell good no matter how much perfume they wear.

34. I only know that people who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

35. I thought I studied the worst. After seeing you, I knew I was wrong.

36. I always feel that there are too many regrets in life. The older people get, the more lonely they will feel.

37, shameless to a certain extent, will be called excellent psychological quality.

38. If it's all water, why do you need alcohol? If they are all perverts, why pretend to be sheep!

39. I am invisible, not because I am afraid of being disturbed, but because I give myself an excuse. No one has ever been disturbed.

40. That day, after calculating the salary increase, I counted the pork. I found that I was worse than a pig! 1. People are shameless and invincible in the world. 2. classic mature emotions: nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are shameless.