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Wife: Honey, how would you feel if you lost me 1 day? Me: Well, it's like cooking without salt! Wife: You mean life would be boring without me? Me: Idiot, I mean I'll buy another 1 set meal! Wife: ...

2. A man has secretly loved a woman for many years and finally confessed. Man: "In order to like you all the time, I changed my wish when I took the college entrance examination." Woman: "Bullshit, I haven't seen you in school for four years." Man: "I didn't get in."

I just saw a handsome guy riding a motorcycle, with a loud voice, long hair and big sunglasses, shuttling through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. So fast, so handsome! . It's just a little ugly when you get in the ambulance.

My wife gave my son a beating for failing in the exam. Then I went to comfort him: "study hard and grow up better than dad." The son gritted his teeth and said, "I can't promise anything else, but the wife I'm looking for must be better than yours!" " "

My son was brought back by the property manager. The property manager said, "Your son is too naughty to change the bulletin board, which seriously hinders our work." I scolded my son, "What have you changed?" The property manager said, "The bulletin board says snow sweeping notice, but he changed it to mine sweeping notice."

A man and a woman were late for work on Monday. As a result, the man was deducted from the bonus, but the woman was safe and sound. The male staff was not convinced and ran to ask the female staff: "I was punished for being late for oversleeping. You are late, too. Why haven't you been punished? " "I slept with my boss." The female staff member replied.

7. My girlfriend and I broke up. But she promised to watch the last movie with me. I have prepared for this for a long time, and even watched the movie myself first, in order to spoil it while watching it!

My niece is very headstrong, and my sister always dotes on her! Once my niece was disobedient and my sister ignored her. I shouted angrily, if this was my child, I would have beaten it! My sister rolled her eyes and said simply, if it weren't for my child, I would have called!

9. Wedding anniversary. I bought a diamond ring without telling my wife. I bought a small size, but I can't wear it. She scolded me angrily: you didn't even take me to try something so expensive before buying it. What a loser! The son sitting by quickly put the ring back in the jewelry box: Mom, it doesn't matter. If you can't wear it, keep it for my wife!

Xiao Ming said to his deskmate, "I made only one mistake in my composition yesterday, and my father gave me a good beating!" " "The deskmate asked in surprise," Which word? " Xiao Ming said, "Isn't it just writing ancestors as inferior ancestors? "

1 1. "Husband, I'm sorry, let's get a divorce." "Why, wife, did I do something wrong?" "No, dear, you are very kind to me. I like the brocade clothes you gave me. I am also very happy that you take care of me in the game, but my real daughter-in-law is going to have a baby, and I am going to take care of the baby. "

12. On the plane, a 30-year-old father couldn't help looking at the stewardess more. Only his six-year-old daughter asked, "What are you looking at? Do you find it interesting? Why did you do this when my mother was away? " Father blushed: "eat quickly and cut the crap, or I won't take you out in the future!" " "My daughter murmured," I don't understand, my daughter was my father's lover in a previous life. How did I fall in love with you in my last life? "

Thirteen. Two days ago, on my mother-in-law's birthday, I asked my wife if she wanted to buy an expensive gift. The wife said, "Don't buy anything too expensive. She is old, just buy something practical. " So, I bought an urn.

Fourteen. "Dad, I answered the question asked by the teacher wrong today!" "What's the problem?" "Ask is how many women are there in your family? Let me answer one. " "Yes, your mother is the only woman in our family!" "But, mom always said that you don't look like a man!"

15. My cousin wears a delicate scarf at every dinner party. This time I sat at the same table with her: "Sister, why do you always wear the same scarf?" Cousin spread out the scarf, put the most beautiful dish on the table and took a picture on it. She said, "It looks like a scarf, but it's actually a tablecloth. Every time I eat a big meal, I collect photos of delicious dishes. When I have collected enough, I will send a circle of friends and force the grid to be high. This tablecloth can keep the background of the dishes I take consistent every time. " I ...

16. A friend of mine went to the women's ticket room for the first time and bought a cigarette for the prospective father-in-law as a meeting gift. After dinner, his father-in-law said, "Go to the smoking room and have a cigarette." My friend was overjoyed and thought that her home was so big? And the smoking room! The father-in-law took him into the kitchen, turned on the range hood and said, "Come on, light it!" "

Seventeen. When I was at school, I called my dad and asked him if he had paid his living expenses this month. My dad said, "Yes, 10,000!" "Go to the ATM and check. Hey, there's only 500 yuan, so I called again and asked," I'm busy, Hong Zhong. "

Eighteen. After many years of marriage, my husband suddenly turned and hugged his wife in the middle of the night and said: This life is too short. The wife was moved to tears after listening to her husband's words. My husband went on to say: I can't even cover my feet.

19. I suddenly want to fart in class. At that time, in order not to let the people around me hear, the class was very chaotic, so I asked my deskmate to make some noise, and my deskmate readily agreed. He gave a roar, and the whole class suddenly became quiet, and then ... and then ... my fart rang out.

20. The old man accidentally bumped into a BMW parked on the side of the road. After the crash, he rode away. When the BMW driver got off the bus, he scolded: old thing, you are blind. Why did you run after hitting me? The old man turned his head and said, young man, if you say so, I will lie down! The BMW driver said, Uncle, I'm just kidding you. Take your time.

Twenty one. I went to eat a bowl of beef noodles for eighteen yuan last night. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and ordered a bowl. The "generous" boss pinched two small pieces of beef for me. I said a sad sentence: "Boss, put less beef next time, I can't finish it." See the eyes of customers around you and kill the boss together.

Twenty-two In the evening, after taking a shower, I lie in bed and watch the animal world with my husband. The lion in it is very animal-like. After reading it, I said to him bitterly, "Husband, where is your animal nature?" Husband: "Meow".

23. My son doesn't want to go to kindergarten and act like a spoiled brat. In a hurry, the father threw his son to the teacher and took his wife's hand and turned away. The son was also anxious and cursed: "You dogs and men."

Twenty-four At a meeting, the headmaster suddenly farted, smelly and loud. To avoid embarrassment, he whispered to the dean next to him, "Help me." The director's face showed reluctance. However, due to arrogance, I closed my eyes, crouched down and hit the headmaster's ass with my head.