A collection of funny jokes about summer vacation

1. Principal, can you come back for another month during the summer vacation? 2. Summer vacation is over, is winter vacation still far away? 3. Summer vacation is just a word for homework, the so-called borrowing a knife to kill someone. 4. A tragic news: your summer vacation balance is less than 10 days! ! ! ! 5. Summer vacation is here, happiness will come around, study will be suspended, don’t be too lazy, study mentality, can’t be too indifferent, kick away worries, put aside stress, stay happy, be happy every day, wish friends, good luck will come, happiness will accompany you, Happy holidays, the sky’s the limit! 6. Are you happy during the summer vacation? -Only fast. No joy. . . 7. You shouldn’t shout while eating and stay up at night. ￣ 8. Summer vacation means days, weeks, hours, minutes and seconds. I can’t see you. 9. No precautions or worries. You started school like this and brought me tragedy during my summer vacation. 10. This winter vacation has exceeded the temperature of summer vacation, but it has not been as long as summer vacation. 11. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation, and I’m feeling emotional. Why don’t we just hand it in? 12. Summer vacation is coming, I invite you to travel, you pay for it; watch a movie together, you buy a ticket; buy a gift, you give it to me, what should I give you? Let me write you a text message, wishing you to spend every day of your summer vacation happily and smile often, I just want to make you laugh. 13. Please click when you have finished your summer homework, click when you have finished half of it, click when you have written a little bit, and click when you have not written anything. 14. Classmates, are you having a happy summer vacation? There is only pleasure, no fun. 15. It’s finally summer vacation, and I can’t sleep in the morning. 16. After being awake for twenty-eight hours, summer vacation is finally here. 17. Summer vacation at home: Silence is like paralysis and movement is like epilepsy. 18. The joyful summer vacation is here again, and I would like to say hello to you. Drink a cup of heat-relieving and cooling tea to relieve the heat and discomfort. Relax appropriately to relax and laugh happily. May you have a happy summer vacation without any worries, feel free and carefree! 19. Let me tell you the news that was struck by lightning. Your summer vacation balance is less than one month. 20. Summer vacation is here, and the food plates prepared for the little relatives are here! 21. I broke up with Summer Vacation because of that bitch at the beginning of school. 22. The boring summer vacation is just to kill time. 23. Children's shoes. Happy summer vacation? There is only pleasure, no joy. 24. When the summer vacation comes, the fatigue of studying is hidden, and the relaxed days are so comfortable; when the summer vacation comes, the happy songs are sung, and the free mood is so joyful; when the summer vacation comes, the happy laughter rises, and the humorous and witty dialogues are good! May you put down the pressure of studying and welcome the arrival of summer vacation with laughter and joy! 25. Job loading: %?%?%?%?%?%?%?Loading failed! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume summer vacation! 26. Let the stars turn into my eyes, falling in your heart every night, giving you warmth; let the breeze turn into my care, accompanying you every minute and giving you encouragement. May you have a happy summer vacation. 27. Don’t be afraid that there will still be someone who will love you on my behalf. 28. Related readings: Classics say farewell to the year and welcome the New Year. Classics say farewell to the year. Goodbye to the whole year. Classics say goodbye. Hello. Classics say sentences. Summary. Classics say about looking forward to the new year. 29. Summer vacation is coming, Put happiness into the sunshine, shine happiness to you, put happiness into the breeze, blow out wishes to you, put auspiciousness into text messages, send blessings to you, summer vacation is here, I wish you a happy holiday and coolness to accompany you. 30. Don’t blame us for not wanting to do homework. We should blame people for taking summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest seasons.

31. What’s the code word for being lazy this time? congratulations! The answer is correct, the code word is: Happy summer vacation! 32. Go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, exercise more; do homework, practice calligraphy and painting, take time to learn other things; gain knowledge, learn culture, become more knowledgeable, and increase your talents. I wish you: a good mood, everything goes smoothly, peace and happiness, and happiness. 33. The weather is hot during summer vacation. Please do your best to prevent heatstroke. Bitter melon has a good heat-clearing effect. Try it on weekdays to prevent heatstroke. Mung bean soup is a good medicine and is an indispensable food to relieve heatstroke. Eat a balanced and thoughtful diet. I wish you good health, health and happiness during the summer vacation! 34. Summer vacation is here, long vacation, clever arrangements, clever plans: go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, exercise more; do homework, practice calligraphy and painting, take time to learn other things; gain knowledge, learn culture, gain more knowledge, and increase talents. I wish you: a good mood, everything goes smoothly, peace and happiness, and happiness. 35. Studying is like a heavy weight, and exams are like a weight of ten thousand pounds. Summer is here, let go of your heavy burdens and packages, straighten your back, live out yourself, stand upright, and be happy and joyful. If God blocks the way, God will be killed, and if Buddha blocks Buddha, he will kill Buddha. Indulge yourself and be happy. 36. Whether you have a good summer vacation depends purely on whether your grades are good or not. 37. A summer vacation has passed, and nothing has changed for me. The legs are actually thicker. 38. Summer vacation is coming, students are smiling happily, put aside the pressure of study for a while, clean up their mood and relax their body; adjust their mood and be happy. I send you endless blessings during the summer vacation: I wish you happiness and a happy mood during the summer vacation! 39. Mr. Xia Xia, will you marry me? This way, you won't leave me. 40. Mr. Summer vacation, I was wrong. Let’s not break up. Let’s start over. 41. Why does the holiday go by so fast? ?Because there is no morning! 42. My concept of vacation is: my charger is never idle. 43. Summer vacation is a holiday for us, not a lot of homework. 44. You always say that summer vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye. 45. The long hair that has been growing for several years can be cut in five minutes, and the knowledge that has been learned for several years can be forgotten as soon as the vacation is over. 46. ??The thought of not having to go to school for two months is simply the most wonderful time of the year. 47. My Fair Princess is on the air again, but it’s no longer summer vacation. 48. When I wake up, I eat online and shout that I shouldn’t stay up at night. 49. Summer vacation has passed quietly, and we are about to start school. Don’t want to go to school, don’t want to go to school, don’t want to go to school. 50. Mr. Zuoye, I know you love me very much and want me to stay with you, but I love Mr. Winter Holiday, please let us go.