Short message greeting

1, whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

An angel can fly, because she has wings, and flowers can be fragrant, because she loves sunshine. I often feel sad because you are not around, but I still thank God for keeping you in my heart.

3. Once I had dinner with my friends, everyone was drunk and I was the only one who woke up. It's not my treat, so I have no choice but to pay the bill. Having dinner together again, I became smarter this time. I pretended to be drunk when I had almost eaten. As a result, I was surprised to find that these bitches were picking out Lao Zi's wallet. Damn it, why don't you die!

4. The cucumber was lovelorn and cried, and the eggplant comforted her: Love is not just sweet. Just drunk and heartbroken. And tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

I stand beside you and flap the wings of an angel. When the moonlight turns into your eyes, my heart has already rippled.

6, the temperature drops in late autumn, cold protection and health care, blessings are sent again, and friendship is unforgettable. Put on more clothes when going out, supplement nutrition with three meals, go to bed early and get up early, keep in mind scientific health preservation, and wish health and happiness to accompany you forever.

7. "Why do you like him?" Gao Fushuai lit a cigarette. "Do you need a reason to love someone?" White looked at with disdain. Gao Fushuai stubbed out his cigarette and begged, "Stay with me, and I will be good to you. You dumped that smelly diaosi!" ! I can take you to the Maldives to travel! As long as you can be happy! Go anywhere! Looking at the blue sky of forty-five years old in vain, he said sweetly, "He once saved me regardless of his own life and death." I was a little surprised to find that he couldn't be with Bai. He asked with a little regret, "can you tell me about the incident that he saved you?" Bai said: "At that time, the situation was very dangerous. I'm bleeding, followed by Zhao Xin and Galen covered in blood. ...

8. When I was working in a convenience store, my boss told me not to accept counterfeit money when I checked out, or I would be deducted from my salary in 50 yuan for every counterfeit money I received. I took my boss's words to heart and changed all the hundred-dollar bills in the counter into counterfeit ones that night.

9. Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you!

10, in summer, turn happiness into breeze and blow away the heat for you; Turn happiness into drizzle for you and douse the heat; Turn good luck into nectar and nourish your heat; I wish you good luck and happiness in summer.

1 1, the sunset is like gold, the moon is like silver, life is happy, feasible everywhere, inner peace, people are as flat as a mirror, happiness is not exhausted, still feasible, life is short, youth is coming, life ambition, faith support, pray for you and me, and love each other forever!

12, God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry, so he created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

13, I need your love every day, I have your guess in my mind, and I love you. I just want you to make me wonderful every day and talk about you every day. I believe you are my love, I must love, and my heart is with you.

14, ruyi is in the sleeve; The collar is considerate and the pockets are full of happiness! Let my heart accompany you through the new year!

15, it's late autumn and it's getting cold; In the morning and evening, add clothes; Drink plenty of water and detoxify regularly; Be diligent in exercise and enhance physical fitness; Diet is light, don't make up blindly; Stay up late less and nourish your heart; Laugh and relax; Love yourself and be healthy!

16, I miss you, I miss you, and I can't get it out of my mind; Miss you, dream of you, your breath stays in the dream; I miss you and love you, and my heart is full of you. It's no secret that I like you; Love you, always in my heart.

17, my dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

18, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent!

19, every bit of blessing conveys happiness, and every piece of blessing conveys happiness. With sincerity and sincerity, send happiness and happiness, and send health and peace. I wish you a good life and happiness every day!

20. Life is prosperous because of friends, calm because of career, proud of achievements, warm because of family, happy because of being loved, energetic because of hope, and happy because of health. I wish you all the best!

2 1, looking forward to the clear sky and high water in Wan Li on the day of love, let me hold you in your warm arms and taste the attractive pictures along the way; I look forward to the ups and downs of my mood when you dance lightly, and I will use my life to package my love. I am willing to protect these flowers with my whole life!

22. There was once a fairy tale hidden in my heart. I hope that's her idea of a white horse. Only after the mysterious veil was torn open did I know that I was a frog who found a crystal ball.

23. Diamonds are moved by light; Rainy days are beautiful because of rainbows; Yuanyang is happy because of each other; The world is beautiful because of love; I exist because of you!

24. A warm letter, a bag of sweetness, a bag of happiness, a bucket of health, a box of peace, a basket of happiness, a grain of love, plus my full blessing, I hope you will be healthy, worry-free and happy forever after receiving this short message!

25, you know, so I am free; You don't understand, so I fell down.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

27. When the white clouds pass by, it is the trace of my missing you; When the breeze blows, it's that I miss your tenderness; When it rains, it is proof that I miss you; When the sun is shining, it is my love.

28, happiness does not need a background, leaving only the back of laughter; Happiness does not need status, just live comfortably and happily; Blessing doesn't need flattery, just greeting. Greetings, contact and wish you all the best!

29. The sun is pregnant. Play a song. Hee hee ... (the disaster caused by the moon)! The tiger held the tortoise down and said, sample! I didn't know you were wearing a vest? Seeing the turtle the next day, the tiger smiled: hey hey! How's it going? Did I break your shell?

30, hot summer, send you a short message, write with coolness, send with coolness, with coolness, I would like to let you: happy summer, cool and cool summer, happy summer.

3 1, in the world of love, there is always a "I miss you" that will make you quietly moved; There is always a "I do" that will make you cry with joy; There is always a "it doesn't matter" that will make you sunny; There is always a "fool" who will make you happy. With you in this life, love will never stop; This life is for you, and I love you forever. Forever and ever, I just want to join hands with you for life!

32. It's getting cold in late autumn, my legs and feet are warm and clothed, tremella and lily are wonderful in porridge, nourishing yin and moistening my lungs, plants are dying and autumn worries, picnics and mountaineering are gathering and laughing, sincere friendship surrounds me, and I don't forget my care and blessings. May you be happy and healthy!

33, the difference between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

Never give up, the tide rises and falls, flowers bloom and fall, everything in the world rises and falls, but my love for you never falls.

35. Maybe the years will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. Blessings are like colorful leaves, and true friends will always pay attention to them no matter where they are.

36, autumn is bleak, health first; Dynamic and static combination, freely convergence; Take a breath and sink a breath; Peace of mind and adequate sleep; Mix and match meat and vegetables, do not eat; Limb joints, mainly to keep warm; Self-cultivation, physical and mental health.

37. Knowing how to cherish the present is happiness, and always thinking about what you have will never be happy.

I am not a vain girl. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

39. In late autumn, the autumn rain is cool. Add clothes to keep warm and rest assured, and don't settle accounts after catching a cold. Work hard every day, be busy, combine work and rest, and be in no hurry. No matter how much money you earn, you have to support yourself. Proper heating should be no problem. I wish you happiness and health!

40. A leader said: I am a lout, and your women's director knows best how thick I am. I talked to her all night last night. At first she didn't know my length, and I didn't know her depth.

4 1. Some people say that the widest sky in the world is a person's mind. I'm very sorry, as a man, my heart is very small, because my heart can only hold you!

42. I have thought of this, so I want to show her one of your keepsakes. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on do you have? ...

43. Several of our good partners took their partners to dinner. The second child (tall, with a slightly bigger face) is losing weight and refuses to eat. Boss usually throws diaosi, and directly says to the second child with a northeast accent: "Don't lose weight, sister-in-law, if you lose weight, you will become a big lollipop!" Second brother's face is blue. ...

44, friends, not necessarily reasonable, but must be intimate; Not necessarily inseparable, but we must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in contact, but always in mind!

45, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

46. I like to suck the sweet drizzle with you, walk side by side in the memory of life and accept the baptism of spring; I like to hold hands with you in the bright spring morning and enjoy the delicate new green eyes; I like to share a warm and gorgeous shower with you in a sunny afternoon, and love each other every day!

47. The rap wife said, "You were talking in your sleep again last night."

48. Dreaming of someone means missing her, or hating her, or being afraid. Miss is sweet, hate is angry, and fear is fearful. When I dream of you, my dream is sweet!

49. Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they have not met. In my heart, you are my forever friend! No matter where I am in the world, I will silently wish you a happy life!

50. "The confession of a handsome guy is a confession, and the confession of an ugly man is called X harassment." "Confessing with a beautiful girl is called X harassment. Confessing with you is definitely true love!"

5 1, wear clothes reasonably in winter; Influenza prevention, remember; Drink more hot soup, cold is not suitable; Black food, beneficial to kidney and strong body; Regular daily life, full of energy; Keep your legs and feet warm, and the cold starts from your feet; Follow the advice, be healthy and comfortable!

52, women are pleasing to themselves, men are pleasing to themselves, poor. If both sides want to please each other, it must be a frog with a dinosaur.

53. Give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, luck as the collar, wishful thinking as the sleeve, happiness as the button and warmth in the pocket. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

54. It is the display of your mind that brings me a colorful world. Looking around, there is a feeling of soul-stirring, so that I can annihilate all the depression and fatigue; It was your love that gave me a heart-pounding state and made me realize your unique complex. I am willing to share joys and sorrows with you in Dai Yue!

55, the weather turns cold, pay attention; Cover the quilt, don't freeze; Eat less cold things; Exercise, often do; Carry warm clothes with you; Be happy when you receive information; I don't want anything from you, always smile!

56. I always thought I was the tree that prayed for 500 years before the Buddha, and I stood until the prize money fell, just waiting for you to turn back. But after passing by, I saw a floating life like a dream and residual red as blood.

57. People's ideal goal: I want money, I am happy in my daughter's country, and I am the only person with high status and beauty! …

58. The most beautiful thing is the process, the most difficult thing is to know each other, the most eager thing is the result, the most bitter thing is waiting, the happiest thing is true love, the most fearful thing is ruthlessness, the most regrettable thing is to miss it, and the happiest thing is to have you as a friend! May you always be happy, happy and happy!

59. May all good dreams follow you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth hang over you! Sunrise is expensive, sunset is rich! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace!

60. I am your car and you are my commander. You told me to turn left, and I will never turn right. You told me to go forward and backward. How dare I? I will always be with you. As long as you don't change cars, I will never betray you.

6 1, when winter strikes, pay attention to keep warm, and the coup will help you keep out the cold skillfully. Soaking in hot water will make you sweat, raise your body temperature and warm your body and mind. Boil scallion and brown sugar together, drink it while it is hot to dispel wind and cold, and boil kumquat rock sugar into paste, and the sore throat and cough will disappear. I wish you a healthy partner!

62. I was digging a hole in the backyard when my friend came to ask me what I was doing. "Hey, my dog died, so I dug a hole for it and buried it." "So," he asked, "who dug these three holes next to them?" I said, "It's all for my dog, but it's not big enough. I'll dig a new one."

Happy new year! Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is like a dime a dozen!

64. In late autumn, a cool breeze blows gently, so keep warm. Note: wear navel and keep your abdomen warm; Cover tightly at night, don't have a cold attack; The diet is warm and soft, so it is advisable to eat less and eat more meals; Intimate reminder, may you always remember. I wish you all the best in autumn!

65. Poultry supplement in late autumn: chicken is warm and nourishing, and angelica is stewed; Goose can tonify deficiency and strengthen stomach, and Radix Astragali and Radix Codonopsis are cooked together; Duck meat diuresis detumescence, japonica rice porridge is the best; Dove meat dispels wind and detoxifies, and yam and jade bamboo are steamed. May you be healthy!

66. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh-Xin Huan, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

67. Happiness is happiness. Making others happy is also happiness. Happiness is rich and colorful. Only when you feel it with your heart can you feel happiness!

68. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

69. The students are going to open a braised chicken shop and are very worried about the name of the shop. Monochrome woman suggested that there are Internet cafes, bars and bars now, so this shop should be called "Chicken Bar". It was a MM who went to the industrial and commercial bureau to register us. She asked, "Which one of you is the boss?" "We are all leaders." "I can't believe that such a small chicken has two heads!

70. Going home at six is a poor man, going home at nine is an alcoholic, going home at midnight is a goat, and going home at dawn is a gambler.

7 1, policeman: "What did you do at that time? Honest account! " Me: "At that time, I went to Ms. Huang's company to see if there were any specific cooperation intentions. As a result, she said that she was too busy to talk to me, so I patted my ass and left. " Policeman: "the question is, why the fuck are you patting Ms. Huang's ass?"

72. The wind blew away the vicissitudes of life; Rain, taking away the confusion; This world, with you, has a dream, and when I see you, I see the direction of progress; Love you is not negotiable!

73. Happy birthday from summer solstice. On the same day, while wishing my father well, I also warmly reminded him that the weather is hot, take care of yourself, don't work too hard, eat well and sleep well. I wish my father a good mood every day and a happy birthday!

74. The moon is round and the flowers are fragrant. Wish you good health. Fish are swimming, birds are singing, I wish you ha ha laugh every day; There is a cigarette in your hand and wine in your cup. Good luck every day. Happiness is more than sadness. May your tomorrow be better.

75. "yes! Yes! " "Give me down! No rules! " It is false to see my friend slap three-year-old Xiong Haizi and say that I am not Japanese, but I really don't want the atmosphere to continue to be ugly, let alone an old friend for more than ten years! So I forced a smile and said that the children really liked it as a New Year gift! "no! I don't care when I grow up! " My friend broke the child's hand with a blue face, and my energetic doll was finally saved …

You heartless, to be honest, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room last night? She told me that the number you dialed is busy, please redial later.

77. You are the kind of longing deeply hidden in my heart, just like the flower fragrance I expect from spring to autumn. It takes countless storms to bloom a charming face. I know that many people who love flowers will appreciate you, but I know that for our lifelong dream, you will always bloom for me. I want to sincerely thank you for your love for me!

78. Only when you are free can you get happiness. The most fundamental point of freedom is the right to choose. No matter how bad the situation is, you still have the right to choose how to face it. Others can be angry with you, but it's up to you to be angry with others or not.

79, late autumn, busy with health, drinking tea; Dry mouth, drink oolong tea, moisten throat treasure; Depression, scented tea, boring running; Love fire, green tea, good heat; Anti-cold, black tea is beautiful and warms the body and mind. Tips to send, I wish you well!

80, pepper spicy mouth, love you without regrets; Apple is sweet and will love you forever; Eggplant is red and purple, I love you to death; The sea is deep, and I love you dizzy; The sky is blue, it's really hard to love you.