Humorous sentences of fat people

1, you can't lose weight until you are full. Oh, it seems that the pressure of fat people can only be understood by chairs.

2. Life is on the road of gain and loss.

3, the biggest stumbling block on the road to weight loss, don't look, it is the one around you!

I'm not fat, I'm cute and swollen.

5, if I want to be fat, I have to be fat, and I can't forget to eat meat.

6. Take care of yourself for many years. I haven't lost weight.

7. You are as sweet as jiaozi, and I am as round as jiaozi.

8. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

9. So far, the most successful meat I have raised is myself.

10, dare to love and hate, dare to do and dare to do, but dare not say.

1 1, poverty limits everything, why not limit my weight?

12, originally a flower of the motherland, accidentally grew into fleshy.

13, living the life of Bajie every day, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

14, I'm not really fat, but Nuwa put a little more mud when she pinched me.

15, fat is a gesture, fat is a kind of cuteness, fat is outspoken, and fat represents style.

16 I finally found a perfect word to describe my figure-fat but not greasy.

17, lose weight like playing pipa, pay attention to rebound!

18, only when you are full can you lose weight, otherwise you will only get fatter and fatter!

19, sometimes you have to be thin in life and always fat in life.

20. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.