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What is the line of Murong Zi's interview with Lv Xiucai in the 49th episode of Legend of Wulin?

Interview with Lv Qinghou, the Great Warrior of Guanzhong.

Mr. Murong: What's your relationship with Master Lu?

Mouth: Then forget our friendship. ... not so good, not at all.

Mr. Murong: a hero who is out of tune with the world, a mysterious person, a lonely and affectionate passer-by ...

Mouth: Why are you making out again?

Murong: Loneliness needs affection. This is the rule.

Mouth: He is very stingy. That guy is stingy. He doesn't even want to light a lamp when reading at night. He slipped into the kitchen and looked at it by the fire.

Murong: A madman who treats glory like dirt-

Mouth: He's crazy. That guy bragged that he just didn't want to take the exam. He would have taken it.

Murong: a wise man who knows how to enjoy life, a real living person. ...

Mouth: Who doesn't live? I am still alive.

Mr. Murong: That's him, a hero of the world who was born in Jianghu and was famous in the imperial court-what's his name again?

Mouth: Lv Qinghou.

Mr. Murong: Jin Baiyu buys a song and laughs, and when he gets drunk, he looks down on the prince-what a poetic name!

Mouth: No, we usually call him a monkey. Anyway, every time we call him, he is in a hurry with us. Hey hey. ...

Mr. Murong: In the face of setbacks and unreasonable accusations in life, Master Lu's choice is like the song "You hurt me and I laughed it off."

Big mouth: big sister ~ ~ you still have no idea.

Mr. Murong: Master Lu, is there anything else that particularly moved you?

Mouth: No, definitely not. I shared a room with him for three years, and he did nothing.

Mr. Murong: With such a broad mind, it gives people goodwill without showing any emotion, and turns all gratitude into invisibility. How can it not be admirable? Looking at Guo Jing and Yang Guo, I can't get a gift; Duan Yu, Qiao Feng, a little old-fashioned; Master Dong Fangbubai only knows boudoir embroidered birds!

Murong: Is Master Lu your best friend?

Shopkeeper: Speaking of business ... he is useless. He can do nothing but talk. Write it.

Murong: No matter how difficult the problem is, no matter how big the crisis is, as long as it can be solved with wisdom, he will never resort to force.

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Mr. Murong: Last question, Mr. Tong. Do you think Master Lu is your best friend? I want the truth.

Shopkeeper: Scholar, it's a good financial office. He is serious and responsible. He has never missed an account. Write it.

Murong: "People don't waste their youth". By Master Lu's side, you can see hot and expectant eyes everywhere, and even handsome widows with lingering charm. ...

Shopkeeper: Oh, you can kill me! ! !

Murong: The widow even gave her life. In this case, Master Lu has only one answer-please respect yourself!

Murong: Who do you think is more famous, Master Lu or you?

Beckham: It must be me. I am the head of Hengshan Mountain and the head of the five mountains. He is a little man. What do you compare with me?

Mr. Murong: A person who keeps a low profile once is putting on airs, but keeping a low profile all his life is noble and doesn't go with the flow. ...

Beckham: Why don't you say he's out of the mud and not stained?

Mr. Murong: The dog's tail grass, which was originally neglected, has grown into a lotus with mud and no stains through its own efforts!

Beckham: Sister Murong, you are the best flatterer I have ever seen.

Mr. Murong: Thanks ... Do you think Master Lu is easy to get along with?

Beckham: Not easy to get along with. He was so special that he didn't like to hear a word, so he turned and left.

Murong: How did I hear that he often helps you with your homework?

Beckham: Is there? Where is it? Show me the evidence, or I'll sue you for slander.

Mr. Murong: In order to save those hopeless girls who lost their footing, Master Lu endured the worldly incomprehension and the helplessness of being poked in the spine, and extended warm and powerful help again and again. ...

Mr. Murong: Tell me about your family's good conditions and coming here to suffer.

Guo: It's all because of him.

Murong: A spoiled rich girl came all the way to see Master Lu. It's really charming. ...

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Murong: What do you like about him?

Guo: Let's change the question from like to hate.

Mr. Murong: Then what do you hate about him?

Guo: Self-pity and self-pity, selfishness, and no one else in my heart. For example, I asked him what he would do with the twenty-five taels of silver that fell from the sky. He actually wants to renovate Baima Academy from the inside out.

Murong: "No matter how hard you suffer, you can't suffer children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't afford education." These two simple and powerful words have been echoing in the hearts of Master Lu who cares about the country and the people.

Guo: I asked him: If it is 250 taels, how will he spend it? He wants to renovate the embankment of Xiliang River from the inside out.

Mr. Murong: For the people to live and work in peace and contentment, and for the businessmen to work happily, he is also willing to lose everything.

Guo: I asked him: If it is 20 million taels of silver, how will he spend it? -turned over to the state treasury.

Mr. Murong: ... To be honest, I don't know how to write it. His sublimity is beyond my ability. I can't describe his broad mind. ... I'm serious. Everyone daydreams and everyone wants to click. One day, a huge fortune will hit you, and then you will get drunk. Then tell me, who is as selfless as him?

Guo: Well, he thought of everyone. Even the little beggar at the door has a pair of silver chopsticks, but I have nothing.

Mr. Murong: This can prove his selflessness! Put yourself before others, put business before private affairs, and put your own needs and interests last. Tell me, if such a man is not a soldier, who else is?