What are some humorous sentences that describe singing badly?

1. If others sing, I have to pay the copyright fee. If you sing, please pay the medical bill.

If I have to comment on your singing skills, I can only say: the shoes you are wearing today are good. ''

3. In the time that you finished singing this song, your music has run back and forth three times around the Milky Way.

Next time you sing, please ask the audience if they have heart disease.

This song is a little difficult for you. You can start with some simple songs, such as two tigers.

I suggest that you don't sing in crowded places. Very dangerous!