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Ten years ago, I was ten years later.
1. Ten years ago, I rode my bike, whistling happily and walking on my way home. Ten years later, I drove a private car, then kept talking on the phone and walked on the road of entertainment.
Ten years ago, I longed to stay in a five-star hotel. Ten years later, I stayed in a five-star hotel, but I wanted to go home.
3. Ten years ago, I was eager to fly; Ten years later, my biggest fear is flying.
4. 10 years ago, after playing football, I walked through the window of a coffee shop, hoping that the boy opposite the girl was me. Ten years later, I saw the children who had just played football outside the coffee shop. I wish I was one of them.
5, eating Hunan cuisine ten years ago has no taste; Ten years have passed, and I can't taste anything except Hunan cuisine.
6. 10 years ago, I was the main force of the volleyball team with my good waist. Ten years later, I got a lumbar disc herniation.
Ten years ago, we were forced to the desk by our parents and teachers and listened carefully. Ten years later, I want to listen to the lecture again, but I can't find the desk.
Ten years ago, I despised the drunkard in front of the hotel and vowed never to drink. Ten years later, I will be a drunk in front of the hotel.
Ten years ago, I longed to get in my own private car and stop walking. Ten years later, I am eager to walk and stop driving a private car.
10, touched a girl ten years ago and blushed; Ten years later, I was accused of sexual harassment.
1 1. Ten years ago, I didn't know what a lady was. Ten years later, this young lady became the only person I could talk to.
12, ten years ago, I wanted to show maturity; Ten years later, I went to the beauty salon, hoping that my youth would last forever.
13, ten years ago, I wanted to eat meat; Ten years later, I suddenly want to eat vegetables.
14, the only problem we faced ten years ago was the exam; Ten years later, we will have to face all the problems except the exam.
15. Ten years ago, I remember you coming back downstairs smiling. Ten years later, I saw your stern face reprimanding the child downstairs.
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