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What kind of weird experiences have you had at the gym?

There is someone in our gym who is the weirdest. She is a very fashionable and even cool aunt. He had a huge haircut and was very fat, like a Japanese sumo wrestler. He wore black, loose and gauze fabrics, and sometimes even tied a sky-high braid on his head. He had a very loud voice and was very confident. She came to the gym not to work out, but to give a speech. Often when everyone was working hard in silence, she would scream loudly, which was so shocking that the members who had seen her for the first time stopped exercising with shock on their faces to listen to her speech. Most of the content is all kinds of chicken soup for the soul and some crazy words. After listening to a few sentences, you will know that it is a brainless person, so everyone should just go numb. Because her loud voice affected her class, and she was a VIP, the gym sent a fitness consultant to chat with her.

I also often go to the gym to work out. Let me talk about my strange experience in the gym.

After get off work, I took my usual fitness clothes to the gym. The gym is downstairs from our house. I changed into clothes as usual, did some warm-up exercises, got on the treadmill and started running. At the meeting, a man came next to me and was about to run, but his treadmill was broken and he couldn’t fix it even if he asked someone to repair it. Then he looked at me (there were only a few treadmills and everyone else was occupied) and asked me, can we We couldn't run together. I was shocked at that time. I thought to myself how could two people run on a treadmill, so I had an idea and answered him. Sorry, there was already someone else. He went to the toilet for a while and then came back. Then he was silent. 's left.

What kind of weird experiences have you had at the gym?

I am Shaanxi Bage, let me answer!

There are really many weird things in the gym, so I will briefly summarize them!

The first color

The second hoarder

He always occupies the fitness equipment in the gym or not!

The third body smelly pig

You have to sweat in the gym, and when you add people with body odor, the sourness is really unimaginable. Passing by you is truly breathtaking!

The fourth selfie expert

He doesn’t even exercise in front of various equipment, he just takes selfies. Click, click, click, one gesture after another!

I hope my answer can help you!

There is a little girl who has hired a personal trainer in the gym where I work. She is not tall, but she is fair-skinned and beautiful, a little chubby, and she dresses very thoughtfully. Because the strength area (I have been in the strength area for many years) is next to the private training area, with only a glass wall between them, I often hear the little girl and her coach yelling inside, which often attracts people's attention.

What is the yelling about? Then I will teach you something. The scene is like this. The little girl is doing plank support on the yoga mat. Her legs are shaking a little. The coach is squatting aside and watching, and then the coach shouts: Who is the little fat guy! Little girl: I am a little fat boy! Coach: What is the little fat guy doing? Little girl: Little Fatty... is losing weight... Coach: Little Fatty, are you tired? Little girl: ...Coach: Do you still want to become a little fairy? Little girl: The little fairy can persevere! I don’t know if anyone wants to go with me. If I change some of the words they said, the scene... Anyway, the coach shouted with a red face. According to the personal trainer, she requested it herself. This little girl doesn't look like an ordinary person at first glance, but she's quite cute.

There is another one. The uncle’s behavior made me so embarrassed that I got cancer. At that time, I was practicing biceps next to the pull-up rack. He might have gotten off the treadmill and was sweating profusely. He has the appearance of an ordinary middle-aged man with a bit of hair loss. Facing the mirror from a distance, I could feel his aura. He walked towards me, stepped on the dumbbells and got on the pull-up rack. However, He did not do pull-ups, but swung back and forth, with the amplitude deliberately increasing from small to large. I immediately understood that this was another weird thing.

Normally this wouldn't be embarrassing, but he didn't stop for 10 minutes after he got up, and he was swinging back and forth more and more, yes, just like a gorilla. When the body was parallel to the ground, a short and powerful "squeak" came out of his mouth. Everyone in the group was stunned, so much so that the shelf even made a sound to protest. I stood next to him and felt embarrassed for him. I didn’t find it funny at all. He was also very helpless, but after he came down, he seemed to be arrogant and arrogant.

There are also those extremely annoying weirdos. for example! Put your personal belongings on the equipment, such as mobile phones, gloves, and water bottles. They will put them on a straight stool or a straight stool, not to occupy it, but just to put those things. This kind of thing is extremely annoying, and you don't need to do it. , it’s not easy for others to take it out directly if they want to use it, it’s very embarrassing, okay? There are those who are sweating all over, lying down here to do bench press, sitting there to do press, and their sweat is everywhere, it is all in puddles, it is very disgusting, okay? Also, when I was taking a sip of water, I walked in front of me not far away. When I turned around, I found that the short barbell I had just used for biceps training had been lifted away by a young man. He was unqualified and overestimated his ability. He only used 30kg on that arm? Save it. In fact, I list it like this just to make everyone happy. Although sometimes I feel really uncomfortable, there is no need to take it seriously.

Some people are mysophobic and put the prepared bath towel on them before exercising. Everyone calls them "geophobic experts"

There are also people who are "playing cool", which is the dialect of "showing off". Originally, I was practicing the bench press with both hands. When I saw the beauty coming, I deliberately made my voice louder and practiced it with one hand. I want to say, why bother?

There is also something with a smell (not a perfume smell). I believe you all know what it is, which is body odor. It's okay for him to make a gesture, but never raise your arms. If you do, others will know your shortcomings.

Are there any of these weird people in your gym?

I am a yoga teacher and have never been to a gym, but I often encounter strange people and things in yoga studios.

The strangest thing is that yoga studios now offer teaching and training classes , take a class, get a certificate, pose and take a photo, perfect, you can start teaching!

What is the result? These people are just like those who sell health care products. They don’t know a few characters and just tell people how to maintain health through traditional Chinese medicine.

I just thought, haha!

The gym is really a mixed bag, with people from all walks of life, students, teachers, engineers, accountants, big bosses, housewives, programmers, salespeople; there are also naughty uncles who like to observe handsome coaches. There are old aunts, heterosexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, sweaty big-muscled tyrants, graceful Chunli, reasonable ones, unreasonable ones, and the weirdest thing for me, I felt like I had lost three pairs of underwear.

In the gym, there are often some beautiful girls.

Once, I was exercising in the equipment area and saw a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance, fair skin and graceful figure passing by.

Just then, there was a buddy next to him. He was so excited that his little hands shook so hard that he strained his muscles and screamed like a pig on the spot.