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When did my head and my regiment fight? What story?

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1942, in a place called Changda, not far from the border between China and Myanmar, a group of defeated soldiers from all corners of the country gathered in the reception center: Beiping, Hao Veterinary, Hunan Bingbula, Northeast Dragon, Bean Cake, Snake Donkey, Kangya ... They hated each other and lived together. Their highest goal of daily survival was either starvation or death. Yu Xiaoqing brought the main elite troops to Changda, reorganized a Sichuan Legion that had fallen in the bomb shelter with the stragglers, and dropped it to Myanmar to participate in the first Burma War. But the reality is that the Sichuan Legion, which just landed, just happened to catch up with Myanmar's rout, and the only American pilot who knew the location died. One hundred people, naked and unarmed, were surrounded by the Japanese army in the burning warehouse, like lambs to be slaughtered, and suddenly broke into a person in the smoke. The untrusted Long Wen led the crowd streaking in the jungle and entered the unsuspecting Japanese position. The Japanese army is torturing the Chinese and British troops surrounded by them. The nigger-like Sichuan Army is regarded as a ghost by the Japanese army, and the Sichuan Army won easily! ... the Sichuan Legion continued to haunt like ghosts, gathering defeated troops from all walks of life and clearing the British airport surrounded by Japanese troops. Unexpectedly, the British army refused to provide support for the Sichuan Legion, on the grounds that the real Sichuan Legion led by its head Yu Xiaoqing had arrived at the China-Myanmar border. Long Wenzhong decided to lead everyone home and follow Yu Xiaoqing. Everyone crossed the China-Myanmar border on foot, and Changda was separated only by a mountain called Nantianmen and a Nujiang River. The Nujiang River in Tiandu was crowded, and Long Wenzhong commanded the people to pull the raft by hand and built a cable crossing. When the Japanese pursued, Long Wenzhong burned his bridges, cut off the cable crossing the river, and took everyone to the Nantianmen to meet the chasing Japanese army! Due to the tenacious containment of the Sichuan Legion, the defense line on the east bank of the Nujiang River was rebuilt in time, subverting the possibility that the Japanese army swept Jiangdong at a high position and then went straight to Chongqing. After the bitter battle, Long Zhangwen led a raft to cross the Nujiang River under the cover of artillery fire in the east, and only 22 of the 1,000 troops "went home". Changda has no hero to welcome victory. Long Zhangwen was arrested by the military police. It turned out that he was not a colonel, but a lieutenant. After his death, he took the rank of deputy regiment commander. Others are being held in shelters. Just when people speculated that Dragon, whose life experience was extremely rough, had been shot, news came that the new teacher officially appointed Long as the head of Sichuan Legion ... Long kept Sichuan Legion in a sinister environment by the worst means of abuse. In fact, they call themselves cannon fodder. The Japanese army finally launched an offensive to cross the river, and the main regiment was defeated. Long Wenzhong rushed to the river with the cannon fodder regiment that had not finished preparation and practice ... Fortunately, the Japanese army was defeated by the torrent of the Nujiang River, and the main regiment made meritorious deeds, but the cannon fodder regiment got more offended people. Long Wenzhong drove a small group of Japanese troops into the east coast position, and Yu Xiaoqing flew into a rage. However, the unexpected gain was that the Zen master never dared to sing and dance again ... Yu Xiaoqing tried his best to reorganize his two major groups, but the cannon fodder group was excluded. The war is going on. Long Zhangwen met an innocent student with a red tendency, who was flushed in the debate between ideal and soul ... Finally, Long Zhangwen said meaningfully: We are too old, they are too young ... Long Zhangwen pulled out a commando team of 13 people and rescued Meng Fanle's parents from a Gulf Stream, which the red shirt students said was the Nujiang River that the Japanese army had not monitored. The devastation in the Japanese occupation area made people feel guilty. Long Zhangwen turned the so-called rescue into a reconnaissance crossing the river. During this period, he met a guerrilla of the * * * production party. The red student who once argued with the dragon is already a * * producer in party member ... The commandos successfully evacuated to the east coast, and in order not to let the Japanese find the crossing channel, they eliminated the * * * producer guerrillas ... Yu Xiaoqing is preparing for a large-scale crossing offensive. Long Zhang resisted, and Yu Xiaoqing gave him half a month to find evidence to give up the attack. Long Wenzhong and Meng Fanle were forced to haunt the West Bank and drew a map of the Nantianmen fortress under the eyes of the Japanese army. Long Wen also found a way to capture the Nantianmen alive when he was collecting invincible evidence, but he couldn't say "that extremely tragic method" because he cherished the life of the cannon fodder regiment, and he knew in his heart what "that extremely tragic method" would mean ... "That extremely tragic method" still happened inevitably. It was a war, an earth-shattering, weeping war, which has branded the cannon fodder regiment on the long axis of history since then.