Humorous talk about the mid-term exam! !

On Humor Classics in Mid-term Examination

1. Don't tell me how the exam went. I can only say that I copied the answers all over the paper.

Second, the examination room. Meet your classmates. * * * sad. I still have the face to meet my parents with such achievements. Until the performance release day, on the roof, Foxconn.

Third, cheating in the exam, Qi Xin to work together. Plagiarism is the main thing, cheating is the disadvantage. Who dares to report violence after class if it is protected by copying?

Fourth, the whole semester is completely abandoned, and the exam is approaching, which hurts me. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I always lay on my back. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper. I didn't take the exam, and I don't know anything.

Fifth, you can't study, you can't play, you can't sleep well, and you eat too much-exams.

I failed the exam because. I keep a low profile.

I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but suddenly I found it was too deep.

Eight, the courage to cheat in the exam should be bigger, dare to cheat, don't be like a little woman.

Nine, there is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all, there is a kind of multiple-choice question called looking right, there is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, there is an application question called falling apart, and there is a failing subject called it doesn't matter!

10. Whenever there is an exam, the teacher says, Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium. ..

Eleven, two weeks before the exam; Everything depends on human effort, two days before the exam: everything follows fate, after the exam: the important thing is to participate.

Twelve, after the mid-term exam, fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned; Physics, glorious sacrifice!

Thirteen, cheating in the exam, wrong, that is not cheating, that is called reference.

Fourteen, don't fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

Fifteen, the most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming of the exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

Sixteen, look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much.

Seventeen, first the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then the Singles' Day, which is called the total collapse of career, affection and love.

People say that a life without failure is an incomplete life. So now, I am weakly excited: my life is complete.

Nineteen, in fact, you should pay the tuition with Alipay, and then confirm the payment after the results come out. Depending on the mood, there are good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail, apply for a refund.

Twenty, reading is for exams, exams are for scores, and scores are for showing off.