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We're not on the same team. Tell me about it.

Angry emotions. Say the first sentence:

1, like China football for how long.

2, this season, the subtext of girls asking if you are cold is that if you are a little bitch, you can be coquettish and freeze to death sooner or later.

I tried to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.

4. It turns out that our rotten shoes have been made into capsules?

5, people who want to go, please run away from you without a dog ~

6. Watermelon skin classmate's broken head means that a head is better than no head.

7. We are different because you don't deserve it.

8. The sun is your mother's immortal board.

9. Which damned human invented this thing called going to school!

10, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

1 1, self-knowledge is more valuable. Nowadays, men are more ashamed to say that they are indomitable men than blockhouses.

You make me sick!

13, do you think you are like me? Everybody likes you? Do you think you are cute too?

14, are you the man I loved with my life!

15, you are my protein.

16, what are you? Labor and management see you to the end.

17, just tell him that you are a test-tube baby.

18, if you betray me, don't expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being!

19, your mind is only suitable for showing off in front of others. I do. It's safe to shut up

20. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.

2 1, you have been parasitized by sparganum.

22. Man, you are hungry. Listen: Hungry Ni and hungry Li Ni disagree.

23, cold-blooded! Ruthless! They are all raised by people! ↘ The night is so bleak.

24. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

25. Dogs are restless and dig their brains, old B = = =

26. A madman and a fool are a perfect match. Why would a madman come in?

27. Don't make a promise when you are happy. Don't answer when you are angry.

28. Don't think that nothing happened when I smiled at you. If you have a damn date, your mother will be great. You think your date is a fart! Don't fucking pretend in front of me

29. Don't treat yourself like an onion, no one will dip you in the sauce.

30, fucked by a bitch, loved by a bitch, played by a gangster, you are fucking happy.

3 1, ... Your whole family are torchbearers ~

Angry emotions. Say the second sentence:

1, Sunshine City, looking for your shadow in the rebellious light.

2. Youth is precious, so give yourself a deadline.

Standing in the clouds with your back to the sun, you are beautiful and delicate, and you are obscure and empty.

When the sun shines on you, you won't feel any warmth.

In that prosperous era, we were hurt beyond recognition by loneliness.

6. Reach out and touch the unreachable sunshine.

7. The sun shines through the window and plays safely.

8. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, but chasing each other is always separated by a sad distance.

9. You should know that the Tao is facing the sunflower. Until the day you die, it will only face the sun.

10, your smile, the beautiful bunch of purple-blue lavender.

1 1, I can't remember the past today, and a pair of eyes that only know how to cry are crying again.

12, like a gorgeous butterfly, lost its former glory and became a dead leaf. Spin, fly, and finally, sink into the dirty swamp.

13, you drew a big peach heart in red in the sky of Russia.

14, it is raining. I stood at the window, watching the rain. It hurts.

15, a meteor that has no time to make a wish, is just futile in the United States.

16, you are as confusing as a bright neon light.

17, now can't cover up all the future tragedies,,,,

18, night. It's beautiful. That corner belongs to me.

19, listening to the rain. It's cold.

20. Think about the past memories, savor the present sadness, and think about the future frustrations.

Not the same person, so they ran counter to each other from the beginning.

Then you became addicted to staying up late.

I'm used to it. Nobody cares.

Not passers-by

So I ran counter to it from the beginning.

I see spring and autumn in your eyes.

Better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen.

I'm always careful

Always under control.

Always asking if it's okay.

Afraid of accidentally hurting others.

Worried that I didn't handle it properly enough

I don't want to disappoint others either.

But no one asked me if I was happy?

Written in the book of smoke.

I've always longed for someone, too

I can hold me for years.

Don't let me fall, don't let me sink

Don't let me drift, don't let me sleep here.

Nothing grows in this place.

You have grown miraculously since you came.

This is mine.

How I want to hug you.

Unfortunately, in time, the mountains are south and the water is north.

It is a pity that people come and go between you and me.

For people who still love each other after separation

Even though he has been blacklisted countless times in your heart.

Finally, as long as he has an unintentional greeting.

You will not hesitate to disintegrate everything.

I'm the kind of person who keeps everything inside.

Don't talk and lose your temper until you are disappointed.

Someone who just said goodbye when it was about to explode.

Excerpts from 50 non-contradictory sentences

A true friend will be really happy for you and won't say you are showing off.

2. Different roads lead to different markets.

The best way to live is not to wake up naturally in bed, nor to sit at home and do nothing. But with a group of like-minded people full of positive energy, running on the ideal road together.

4. Meet in a hurry and end hastily, and the first blind date will be over. Although the other party surprised me, it was not the same person after all.

I like the sea, and you like the waves, which shows that you and I are different.

6. The husband's ice and charcoal are different for a long time, and the cold and summer are different at the same time.

7. I went to the furniture city to buy tables, chairs and kitchen utensils, and everything was done.

8. When can I find a like-minded confidant? It seems to be dawn.

9. Life is always tempering people, and so is marriage. I feel tired together. That's because there is something wrong with marriage. If two people don't communicate, it is the grave of marriage. I feel that my marriage is like a cage, more like an end! Can't communicate, can't communicate. Every time I arouse myself, I burst into tears. I want to give up now.

10. Scholars talk about books, butchers talk about pigs in different ways, and there is no common goal.

1 1. Diligent housekeeping, equal pay for equal work; Like-minded, respect for the old and love for the young, bow three times, unite as one!

12. Lovers should not only love each other, but also share the same interests, so that love can last.

13. I always feel that you are just a shadow around me, so ethereal and so cold.

14. You never need to explain yourself to others, because people who like you don't need it, people who don't like you won't believe it, and people who are never the same person don't have to be strong.

15. But you have to tell them, Oh, well, have a nice day. You and I are not on the same side. I will find someone who is interested in it.

16. After all, we are not the same, and we are doomed to leave soon. I will live in peace for the rest of my life.

17. It is best not to be friends with wine and meat. I just want to make a friend who can open his heart and share the same interests. You are good to her and she is good to you. It's a pity that my good friends are not around, so I can stand loneliness.

Sentence (Part II) 18. If you are not a passer-by, you will not be in a language system. If you are not in a language system, you are not in the same world. If you are close, you don't have to tell people you don't know. If you don't understand, that's second. What you fear most is that you despise it. Ignorance is harm, disdain is blasphemy.

19. There are always some people who don't like you, but you see people's hearts clearly, which are true friends and which are just passers-by.

20. Mayflies don't know day and night, and Xia Chan doesn't know spring and autumn.

2 1. I still have a lot of feelings when I open the photos she gave me occasionally. Thank you very much. I will continue to smile and live with gratitude.

22. If two people are not like-minded, they will part ways sooner or later.

He timidly took out a trophy from his pocket-a black wallet.

24. Get one person, be like-minded, know the inside story, share joys and sorrows, and never forget the original intention.

25. The greatest luck in life is to find a group of like-minded partners and do the same thing together!

26. Three views of disagreement are two intersecting lines, which finally run counter to each other and gradually drift away.

27. Although I was optimistic in the end, I was scared out in a cold sweat ~ The baby is too red recently, blocking your eyes and blocking your way! We are not on the same side, we are not going the same way! Can you forget each other in the Jianghu? What a nuisance!

28. I am a flower that gives up halfway, and I am still waiting to open after despair. Two people can also be lonely: loneliness and loneliness are two different things. If you enjoy it when you can't communicate: enjoy peace and solitude.

29. There are not many friends, but can they be the same and intimate? Peer friends can * * *, and intimate friends can trust each other.

30. Don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone, try to make everyone happy. You will forget how to laugh.

3 1. As the saying goes, "No common cause, no common goal", I won't talk to you.

32. Don't stand out, don't make noise, and don't force yourself. Be an outdated person and stare at people's hearts.

33. In love, you are not wrong, and she is not wrong, but the biggest mistake of the two of them together is that they can't last long without a relationship. The longer two people get along, the more they will find that many problems cannot be communicated and reconciled.

34. If your every step is the result of weighing, then I think we are different. I just want to follow my heart.

It's not a disharmonious sentence (article 3) 35. Ordinary people can't talk.

36. There was no communication since then. I can only complain, because space and friends circle will see it, and then make a fuss on the surface. Let's just say that not all people don't go through a door.

Father blushed with enthusiasm, but he didn't feel tired at all.

How lucky it is to have a few like-minded friends around.

To my own surprise, like-minded people are really important to me.

40. The essence of human beings is actually a sharing animal, and they always hope that what they like can be recognized by others. So when they meet like-minded people, it is inevitable that they will have a good impression.

4 1.3 None of us is wrong, but you can't understand my feelings and don't know what I'm insisting on.

42. A person always needs like-minded friends to encourage each other.

43. Swallows know the ambition of swans.

44. If we are not the same passerby, we will never be together. We were so tired that we gave up!

45. You and I are different. A complete end is a new relief.

46. Your forbidden area is his smooth road; What you are afraid of is that he doesn't care. We were not passers-by, but we met on a road.

47. Meet a like-minded person, become friends, keep in touch, get together once or twice a year, and talk to each other when you are old.

48. The longer we spend together, the less we can communicate. Why do some people always leave the worst to their families? You are too bad.

If you don't agree, you really can't be friends. I am not an optimistic person, but if my optimism can't affect you, please stay away. I don't want my only optimism to be negatively affected by you.

50. The relationship between friends is too hard to say. If you think you can be a passer-by, you will continue to develop, otherwise you will go further and further. If you are always picky, I'm sorry, it's better to be alone.

It's no use cutting corners if you're not in the same team.

1. There are so many idle people in the world, but you fell into my eyes.

Because I love you, I lost the ability to love others.

If one day I change, please remember that I owe you a sentence.

The person who can make me sink again and again in this world is nothing more than the person who cured me, but backhand makes me the most ill.

Sometimes, when someone makes a comment, it becomes very sour.

6. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

7. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.

8. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.

9. You are the person I can say I like without blinking, and I am the person you can let go without looking up.

10. Life is not a one-way street, one road is blocked, you can turn.

1 1. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

12. Don't give me a chance to understand, then I will let you know that you will never have another chance.

13. I think that if you treat others sincerely, you can also let others treat you sincerely. I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that I was injured.

14. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory.

15. Perhaps, the smiling person is suffering in the most beautiful way.