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It's interesting to talk about friends in masks.

Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it. The following is a funny mask about friends circle that I have compiled for you. I hope you like it.

1, whoever delays me for a while, I will let him regret it for the rest of his life.

2, pretending to be forced is only an instant, shameless that is eternal.

3. Women's universities have changed eighteen times, becoming more and more casual.

4. If people don't be mean, I won't be mean. If people are mean, I will be more mean.

5. Men are strong-willed and women are confused.

6. The so-called perfect marriage is that the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.

7. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

8. My three idols when I was a child: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and Zhang Ga. Short for "Lady Gaga".

9. In the afternoon, I asked for a Buddha bead. The young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase goods.

10, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

1 1, some people, death doesn't matter to me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

12. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

13, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

15, as long as you are thin, everything is versatile. If you are fat, everything is useless.