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What are the advantages and disadvantages of Harley 750?

Advantages: loud voice. Everyone near where you park will know you. Everyone will leave beautiful works on your car with hard objects in a friendly way. The vibration is huge, and the soles of your feet are numb after riding for about two minutes, and your hands are numb after riding for ten minutes. Bring your own massage effect. If you put your mobile phone on the shelf again, congratulations. The camera of your mobile phone will be broken in a few days. You can change your mobile phone with your wife.

The fuel tank is very small. If you bought 750 or 883, congratulations! You can get the title of "Running Mountain Gas Station Inspection Team". As long as you go out to run the mountains, almost every gas station can go in and stroll. By the way, I always go to the toilet to lose weight. The top speed is very low. When you ride with your friends on the loop or highway, the cruising speed of others may be around 140 (of course, your eyes are shaking at this time). At this time, someone else's voice came from the earphone. "There is no car ahead, take the straight road!" . Looking at other people's taillights, you can proudly say "safety first!" Do not exceed 150! "Maintenance is very cheap.

Is a domestic car with tens of dollars a barrel also called engine oil? Anyway, I have to go to the designated store in HOG to change some imported engine oil! (Speaking of which, I think of a story. A friend of mine riding 883 felt abnormal noise when riding a bike a few months ago, and just ran across the mountain road and passed the Harley-Davidson big cat shop in Beijing. The technician looked at it a few times and vowed, "It's okay to change the oil here." Brother BMW, who was in the same trade, was sharp-eyed and said when he saw the tail gas of 883 hanging on the ground. The technician said shyly, "Oh, the exhaust screw was knocked out." ) exquisite equipment. After talking about maintenance, I just want to talk about equipment. Harley! Doraemon's equipment. Who's wearing a cycling suit? It's ugly! Harley's leather coat? Buy! Gloves? Buy! Helmet? Buy! Whether you use it or not, I'm expensive anyway! Buying it is a status symbol. What agv should I wear when riding Harley? We're all half helmets, okay? Drinking wind in winter and eating soil in summer are the culture we pursue.