What is it like to have a funny boyfriend?

Life with a funny boyfriend will be a lot of fun. There are living treasures at home, and my stomach will be full every day. I want to popularize to everyone how important it is to find a funny boyfriend.

1. He obviously has a serious old face, but he has a cute and innocent expression. I shot him eight times in a row on different occasions. I really want to post the photos. It is definitely a magic tool for waking up people from drowsiness. He laughed like crazy.

2. Back then, many of my friends said they liked me, and their eyes were full of love when they looked at me, so I decided to confess my love. There was a bloody scene where the two of them broke off their friendship in a heavy rain. In the end, he said he treated me like his own sister. I was speechless.

3. After my confession was ruthlessly rejected, when I was about to cry my eyes out, he ran downstairs to the dormitory in the middle of the night. I thought he was going to leave me, so I ran downstairs full of joy, and the first thing he said was: One sentence is: "Tomorrow, there will be a part-time job in Zhongzhong. You can earn 400 a day. Will you go?". I really wanted to slap him in the face.

4. Since I am the kind of person who likes a person’s personality, she must get it. The day after being rejected, she squatted downstairs in his dormitory and successfully intercepted him. After walking around the university town for several reincarnations, um, he gave his first kiss, which scared the baby to death. Happiness came too suddenly, okay? As for my biological sister, the promised friendship has been severed, and my moral integrity has been shattered into glass shards.

5. One night during the love stage, when I was preparing for a goodbye kiss downstairs in my dormitory, a row of bicycles fell over with a loud bang, which shocked the dormitory aunt and scolded me for three minutes.

6. One day, I was riding by Sanchun Lake, and I broke off his head and prepared to kiss him forcefully. He refused to obey, and the two sides were evenly matched and were in a stalemate. At this time, the school bus drove over, and it was full of people. Just watching me forcefully kiss a male classmate, this scene happened when there were so few men in our normal school, so many women couldn't bear it. It's so embarrassing, I need to calm down.

7. In the past, when I was so ugly that I couldn't bear it, he nagged in my ear one day: "You are so beautiful", which made me doubt his aesthetic sense. Now, after I changed from a rough man to a little swan, he yelled one day: Your legs are as thick as your waist, your left cheek and right cheek are asymmetrical, your forehead should not be exposed, and your nose is naturally flat. Isn’t it strange? You, your lips are too thick, etc.

This only proves that after staying around a woman with a vicious tongue for a long time, a man like him who can’t speak clearly can be so critical. It’s time to let him go. I can’t harm this simple man.

8. One day, Jun Jun'er and I went to a shoe store to buy shoes. We tried on a pair and asked him for his opinion. He said, "You don't look good in anything with small feet. Women have big feet." beautiful". I couldn't bear it anymore, but fortunately my boss said, "A woman should have small feet to look good." Unwilling to give up, he stretched out his long feet and said, "My feet are very long and I think they look good." He was so embarrassed.

9. At the last advanced performance report meeting, I was speaking intoxicatedly on the stage, but he was kind enough to rush up and offer four roses. Oh my god, it was such a formal occasion, and there were several rows of big leaders sitting in the audience, and these capitalist tricks were not allowed. He actually rushed up like that, causing the elementary school girls in the audience to become restless. Then I forgot the words and I don’t know how I walked off the stage. In the end, I just scolded him: You dare to go on stage without a bouquet of roses, you are stupid.

10. One day, he and I were walking on the football field and saw a sign on the railing stating that walking dogs is prohibited, so I patted him and said, "Lao Qiu, did you see it? Dog walking is prohibited. You can't come in." He replied, "I'm walking my dog." I went and was bitten back by him again.