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What the first-grade pupils said.

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Although I am only a first-grade pupil, I only go to school with my schoolbag on my back all day, but I also have many ideas!

Mom! You've been looking for a remedial class for me all day, but, you know? I like to play with my friends after finishing my homework, and play hide-and-seek and hopscotch with them. But whenever I have a little time to play, the remedial class rushes up and takes away my time to play with my friends.

Dad! You always say: It is right to expect a girl to become a phoenix. But, you know what? You praised me all day, saying that everything I did was right. Is there no such thing as "son, you can't do this" from your mouth? I know it's right to praise children more, but don't praise them too much!

Teacher! I also have something from the heart to say to you! You always thought I was a good student, but recently, I failed to live up to my expectations, and even got more than 80 points in several papers! I was wrong, because I was too proud to make small moves in class and didn't finish my homework seriously. Teacher! I regret it! Please don't take it personally, okay?

Dad, mom, teacher, can you hear what I said today?

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Saturday morning. The teacher smiled and asked, "What festival is it today?" The students said in unison, "March 8 Women's Day." The teacher asked mysteriously, "What gift does the teacher want most?"

After a silence for a while, there was a saying: "The teacher wants a flower." The teacher just smiled and didn't answer. Xiaohong said, "It's heartless." The student said, "Then tell me!" But Xiaohong couldn't say it.

The teacher said slowly, "The gift I want is from your heart." The students are all eager to try. Raise your hand and answer. "I wish the teacher all the best." "I wish the teacher a successful career." "I wish the teacher a smooth job. ...

It turns out that our gifts are not expensive. But a blessing.