Positive energy copywriting

Positive copywriting (selected 98 sentences) 1. I don’t understand men, but women do. Women are greedy creatures. She wants you to be as rich as Li Ka-shing, she wants you to have a body like Cristiano Ronaldo, and then she wants you to look like Brad Pitt, and then she wants you to be the arrogant outside, and when you come home, you have to make her happy every day. . 2. You are not a palette, show me less colors! 3. If you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be human, and if you are a second-rate person, don’t pretend to be pure. 4. So from now on, please roll yourself into a ball and roll out of my eyes in a round way. 5. Never laugh at a man who loves you. If one day he stops loving you, he will be more mature than your father. 6. The funniest thing in the world is probably that you joked about loving me, but I didn’t take it as a joke and kept doing what you thought was funny. 7. You and she are very close on the surface, but you and he speak ill of her behind her back; he and she are very close on the surface, but he and you speak ill of her behind your back; he and you are very close on the surface, but he and she She talks bad about you behind your back. Don't think that whoever is with whom every day means they have a good relationship. You never know how funny it is when they throw dirty water at each other behind their backs. 8. How can a woman be as beautiful as a flower if she is not a flower? If men are not bad, how can we have descendants? 9. I didn’t lie, I just twisted the facts to fit the contradictory reality. 10. One day the teacher asked the students to write a composition titled "My Ideal". Xiao Ming wrote in his composition: When I grow up, I will rob banks and then distribute the money to poor people. The teacher finished the correction the next day and wrote this comment to Xiao Ming: A very good ideal. Don’t forget the teacher when dividing the money, but you should pay attention to your deskmate. He said that he will become a teacher when he grows up. police. 11. The only benefit of monthly exams is that they let us know who to ask for homework answers is more correct. 12. Wrapped in the quilt again and again, I suddenly felt that the quilt is much more intimate than people: it will not leave without reason, and it is still very warm when hugged tightly. No wonder that from ancient times to the present, whether it is escaping or traveling far away from home, it is Pack up and leave. 13. Language is so important. If you say to a beautiful woman: I want to "sleep" with you, you are a gangster. But if you say: I want to "get up" with you, you are Xu Zhimo! 14. Judging from your appearance, you must not be married yet, right? Do I look young? No, it's very unsaleable. 15. It’s noon to hoe the crops, it’s so hard to go to work. After going to school all morning, I still have to go to school in the afternoon. If you don’t have enough money to spend, your heart will be even more painful. For a good life, work hard. 16. There is always someone who will defeat you just by smiling at you, such as the head teacher outside the window. 17. Monday = busy day; Tuesday = death day; Wednesday = not dead day; Thursday = death day; Friday = blessing day; Saturday = free and easy day; Sunday = injury day. 18. When life is full of green onions, ginger will come. Don’t give up when you encounter a little setback. 19. I used to be naive and thought that money could buy friendship, buy love, and buy anything you need. When I grew up, I realized that money was really good, but I didn’t have any money. It’s such a sad story. 20. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. The exam is over and I am done playing. 21. The electric fan is really man's best friend. I just asked it if I was ugly, and it shook its head at me seriously all night long. 22. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn’t want your house, your car, let alone your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn’t want you either! 23. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt! 24. The saddest thing: when you open your wallet, the big leader is gone, but the people of all ethnic groups are still there. 25. I finally made 200 million, a disappointment and a memory. 26. I always want to buy things when I get angry. I have to spend money when I buy things. I get less money when I spend money. I get angry when I don’t have enough money. 27. If someone starts chatting with you again with such a vulgar preamble as "What are you doing?", you can reply, "I am looking for feasible solutions for a soft landing of China's economy." 28. Making money is a kind of ability. Spending money is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high. 29. A true warrior dares to face the balance on his bank card and the number on the scale. 30. Some people always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny. For a lovely person like me, it would be okay if I had a good temper.

31. They say girls are made of water, they are gentle and don’t lose their temper. Me too, but I am made of Sprite, so I have to hold it, don’t shake it, and don’t break it randomly, otherwise it will explode easily. 32. Me: I look beautiful today. Mirror: You look beautiful today. Shop window: You look beautiful today. Apple front-facing camera: Is something wrong? Shrek? 33. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao, to make friends, you should marry Ling Hu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao. 34. Standards for homeboys and homegirls: use the computer as the center of the circle on the bed and the arm length as the radius to pick up items. 35. "You pig" sounds like a curse, but changing it to "you Peppa Pig" sounds like a compliment. 36. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want! 37. The universal reply is “You are so ugly” “You are not going to marry me” “You are so fat” “You are not going to marry me” 38. “You are the woman I am not willing to exert force in bed” This is me I have heard the most talked about kidney deficiency. 39. There is a friend who started a micro-business business. He quit after working for more than a month. He earned 380,000 yuan and is now free at home. I asked him how he made money, and he said he was selling fake goods. His leg was broken and the insurance company paid for it... 40. The Spring Festival is like this: adults play cards and children play everywhere. How embarrassing it is to be young and have no partner. 41. What every student is best at is: eliminating two wrong options from the four options, and then choosing the wrong one from the remaining two. 42. “Hey, have you ever had a fight in school?” “You must have?” “Then, did you pay for it?” “What do you mean, do you still have to pay for being beaten?” 43. “You still have to pay for it?” "What's wrong with being single? Eat at your house..." "If you want, come and eat my rice." 44. My motto used to be "Don't bully young people who are poor." Later, after several years of struggle, I finally changed my motto. In order to change it to "Don't bully the middle-aged and poor". 45. When you are not familiar with it, you are like a little bird clinging to you, but after you are familiar with it, it is like a big roc spreading its wings! 46. ??My cousin was admitted to university and majored in construction engineering. He called me to complain: “There are not even a single girl in the class. It’s too hard.” I told him based on my actual work experience: “In your major, not only are there no female classmates, , there will be no female colleagues when I go to work in the future.” 47. I am single, I am proud, and I save rubber for my motherland. I am single, I am shameful, I am wasting paper for the country. 48. I saw a sentence that was too accurate: Some passions are like the anonymous residual warmth on the toilet, which makes people uncomfortable... 49. Happiness does not conform to Newton's law of inertia at all. It always stops abruptly when it is gliding most smoothly. . 50. Give time a little bit, let the past pass, let the beginning begin. 51. Do boring things when you are bored, and you won’t be bored anymore. 52. I don’t know what’s lingering in my arms. I’m bored when I wake up and I’m bored when I’m drunk. I never reached Xieqiao in my dreams. 53. Remaining silent when you are with an unattractive person means that the other person is a bore. And if you stay silent when you're with an attractive person, you'll definitely think you're the boring one. 54. Slowly I realized that caring too much about others will often hurt myself. Slowly I realized that people who are kind to me will become fewer and fewer as time goes by. Gradually, I realized that many things are hard to come by, and many things can only be owned once. Slowly I realized that those hip-hop fights were just for fun. Slowly I realized that happiness often comes from memories, and pain often comes from the gap between memories and reality. 55. If someone without an umbrella walks next to someone with an umbrella, no matter how close they are, they will not be able to escape the rain and will get even wetter. It's better to hide far away, even if you don't have an umbrella, the rain will pass and the sky will clear up. Even if you are not close, you can still have your own sunny world. 56. Some people say that no matter how cold the heart is, one day it will be warmed up; however, they forget that no matter how warm the heart is, there will be a day when it is frostbitten. 57. Anyone who ruins your cold talk is an idiot netizen. 58. Some things are only suitable for collection. You can't talk about it, you can't think about it, but you can't forget it either. They cannot become language, they cannot become language, and once they become language they cease to be them. They are a hazy warmth and loneliness, a mature hope and despair, and their territory is only two places: the heart and the grave. For example, stamps, some are for sending letters, and some are just for collection.

59. You don’t listen when I say it, you don’t understand when you hear it, you don’t do it when you understand it, you do it when you do it wrong, you don’t admit it when you are wrong, you don’t change it after you admit it, you don’t accept it when it is changed, If you don’t accept it, don’t say anything! What do you want me to say about you? 60. No one will remember dead things, so live on and live with gritted teeth! 61. The flame in the chest will one day ignite for someone, burning the sky and destroying the world. 62. When people are young, they always despise the words "fair-weather friends". But when they grow up, they realize that when you are most sad, only a glass of wine and a big piece of meat can make you feel better. In a sense, fair food and meat are your eternal good friends, because they never abandon you, so there are more and more sad fat people in the world. 63. Feng Nanjin, if I am the one who makes you beyond redemption, then congratulations to you, I am also beyond redemption. 64. One day is short, smile when you are happy, and smile again later when you are unhappy. 65. Take people’s kindness to you as medicine to nourish friendship. If you eat people's kindness to you, it's time for you to take medicine. 66. Then why do you always forget that I love you very much, I love you very much, so even if there are girls in the world who are taller than you, thinner than you, prettier than you, gentler and more sensible than you, it is none of my business. 67. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a pound, grow a pound, and always treat each other sincerely. 68. Mom: “Wear a mask when you go out.” Me: “It’s okay, Mom, I’ve recovered from my cold!” Mom: “No, you’re so old and haven’t gotten married yet, do you still have the nerve to go out?” 69. I’m really old and can’t move anymore! Tuck autumn clothes into autumn trousers, and tuck autumn trousers into socks, which is the most basic respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keeping warm is the main thing! 70. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a pound, grow a pound, and always treat each other sincerely. 71. People who like you will tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I have finished taking a shower. People who don’t like you will seem to disappear in the bathroom after saying I went to take a shower! 72. Kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful and rich. If someone helps you, it is your luck; if no one helps you, it is a just fate. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you have to be responsible for yourself. 73. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers. It is true that ugly people tend to cause mischief, because those who are good-looking are called coquettish and unreasonable. 74. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn’t save me! 75. A Lamborghini just drove past me and splashed water all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a set of raincoats of my own. 76. The most hypocritical sentence during the Chinese New Year is: Hi, come on Just come, bring whatever you want! 77. Silence is golden, don’t even talk to me, I want to save money. 78. My motto used to be “Don’t bully young people who are poor.” Later, after several years of struggle, I finally changed my motto to “Don’t bully middle-aged people who are poor.” 79. Good night = Let me play alone for a while, just think that I have fallen asleep! 80. If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, then stop brushing in front of the mirror. 81. When it comes to dreams, girls all open clothing stores, coffee houses, dessert shops, and flower shops! Boys are relatively simple, just one: winning 5 million! 82. Elementary school tuition fees are mouthful, junior high school tuition fees are pen, high school tuition fees are brain, and college tuition fees are traffic! 83. Other people’s faces are 70% determined by nature and 30% by dressing up. Your face is 10% determined by nature and 90% by filters! 84. My cousin was admitted to university and majored in construction engineering. He called me to complain: “There are not even a single girl in the class. It’s too hard.” I used my actual work experience to tell him: “In your major, not only are there no female classmates, , there will be no female colleagues at work in the future.” 85. On such a cold day, a single dog may become a barker. 86. Stop chasing the bus, chase me. I run slowly and am a bit cute. 87. When I have money, I will become a beggar and hire tens of thousands of people to line up and throw money into my bowl. 88. We never copy homework, we are just the porters of answers. 89. Two men looked at beautiful women on the street. The handsome one was called admiring, and the ugly one was called a gangster.

90. I’m going on a blind date tomorrow. Who knows a plastic surgeon? I don’t have high requirements, as long as it looks like my photo! 91. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summed up in five words: he knows how to choose girlfriends. 92. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don’t believe it, she might just be full. 93. You are only in your twenties. It is normal that you have not met the person you like. In the future, you will find that you probably will never meet someone. 94. Don’t send me any holiday blessings during the New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity. 95. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, be free to spend time at any time, and lie down anywhere. 96. Every day after being woken up by the alarm clock, two villains will appear fighting in my mind. One said: It's still early. Let's sleep a little longer! The other one rushed up and beat him: I called you nonsense! 97. I examine myself three times a day: What do I eat in the morning? What to eat for lunch? What to have for dinner? 98. Seeing you so sad, there is nothing I can do. I had no choice but to put down my phone and close the door, covering my hands with the quilt and laughing happily.