A collection of 40 humorous sentences posted on WeChat Moments after being tanned

A collection of humorous sentences to post on social media after getting tanned (Part 1)

1. If a young man doesn’t work hard to learn to drive, the old man will only be sad if he gets tanned

2. You don’t get sunshine all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as your face doesn’t get tanned, it doesn’t matter what your skin color is. Wearing a hat to cover your face is fine.

3. The tanned skin has been trained into steel and iron bones, the frozen hands are still clenched into fists to practice martial arts, the speed of charging into battle becomes a tiger descending the mountain, and the iron-clad kung fu inspires an attitude of eagerness to go to war. Born in this land and water, I swore to protect this territory. Anyone who invades our mountains and rivers will be punished no matter how far away he is. He will show his domineering power as a dragon in the sea and fly as a war eagle, destroying the enemy's morale and then planting a five-star red flag!

4. The sun on the beach was so strong that the little girl’s face was tanned like ink.

5. Admit that I got tanned during the summer vacation

6. This is basically the scenery in summer, but you can only look at it from an air-conditioned room. In addition to being hot outside, you will also get tanned. Also get dizzy.

7. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

8. We are the only ones who take the risk of getting tanned by getting up early in the morning and going hiking

9. 'Blanking' is the opposite of 'Blanking'. Is it possible that military training is doomed to sunburn? Are black mushrooms cool?

10. My sister came back from the beach and specially tanned herself to highlight my beauty. I was so touched.

11. I don’t want to tan, but I want to go out all day long.

12. The sun loves me. Are you afraid that you will be tanned several times just sitting there?

13. The ups and downs along the way, constant transcendence, maturity and gratitude along the way.

14. This summer, my boss planned to tear off famous brands twice, and ran wildly outdoors under the pressure of high temperature and sunburned skin. Many people came back to complain to me but also said to me Let’s play again next time during the holiday. We will still remember these things clearly when we are old, but the next time we play again, it will be when we graduate.

15. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!

16. This big sun yo... I want to tan me...

17. Men, women, old and young are all afraid of the sun, but I am not afraid of the sun. I will look slimmer if I tan, no matter the weather. Good...appropriate...

18. When you see your tanned skin, you will be furious.

19. Darkening is the most popular thing now, and most people can’t get this effect from tanning!

20. Don’t always chase the sun, you will get tanned. It is always more important to find someone who knows the warmth and coldness than to find a skin. A collection of humorous sentences to post on social media after being tanned (Part 2)

21. Half the summer has passed and the skin has been tanned. It is easy to get tanned and difficult to recover. Generally, women should do some protective measures It’s good, but men don’t care too much, whether it’s Bao Gong or soy duck, African pretty face is more appropriate, and they don’t pay much attention to appearance. It may be related to career. When you are struggling to make a living, it is difficult to take into account your image and the quality of your work. And efficiency is the key. Those actors, singers, and hosts who rely on their appearance to make a living will pay attention to their professional image.

22. I am not a hypocritical person, and I have never been afraid of getting tanned, but I am afraid of getting sunburned. I feel like my neck is getting sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than those in Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel like my tonsils are inflamed again!

23. Recent status: Tanning and gaining weight go hand in hand. I want to become stronger~~~ Do I need to practice?

24. My daughter is three years old. Because she is beautiful, many people like her. She has always been called a little beauty or a little princess. She also enjoyed this kind of treatment, and often said to herself: "Oh, the sun is so strong, it has tanned me, and I am not beautiful anymore. What should I do?" After hearing this, I couldn't help but want to laugh. She looked at me angrily: "Why are you laughing? You haven't seen Beautiful Women Worry?!" I...

25. I am now playing basketball with him on the basketball court under the bright sun. If I I hope he will invest in buying me whitening products when he gets tanned. If he gets even darker, I won’t want him.

26. My throat can’t stand it and my skin is tanned...

27. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to be Tanning, in addition to genetic factors, is because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of exposure to sunlight in infancy and even childhood. Therefore, sun protection should start from childhood!

28. Be fully armed and don’t get tanned. Who else will recognize you?

29. I’m so hot that I don’t even dare to leave the music building and let others eat and everything else. Help me bring it. How dare I go out in such a strong sun? As long as I go out, I will grab a bottle of sunscreen and put on a coat. It doesn’t matter if it’s hot or not. After all, I’m so fair and can’t tan.

30. Back from traveling! Even if I went out to play in this kind of weather, I wouldn’t get tanned even after the war. I have a skin condition that gets whiter the hotter it gets.

31. My wife loves to nag! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month. When she came back, guess what, even her teeth were tanned.

32. It’s too hot. The sun is already shining at 6:30 in the morning. When running, you will not be afraid of the sun and your increasingly tanned skin. Is this part of the runner’s spirit?

33. Even though I knew I would get tanned, I still stubbornly put on short shorts because the weather was too hot

34. I couldn’t help but want to I got tanned...because I lost my umbrella and couldn't bear to buy a new one.

35. How can I be worthy of my tanned skin and lost flesh if I don’t work hard?

36. Only by being with you can I show my whiteness!

37. Although I have been tanned more than a little, I feel that my skin has improved... Finally, my face is no longer rotten + I can no longer wear makeup... I like places with humid air... I don't care, I will definitely do it in the future. I went to live in the south for a while...

38. The sun is too hostile to me. I forget about getting a tan. I even get sunburned. After washing my face and putting some lotion on my face, it stings so much that it hurts. The key point is to travel like this. The days have to last for a long time, which is very annoying

39. My body gets tanned too easily. Summer is not yet here. My arms and legs are already so dark that I can’t even see them. I am very active in sun protection. Come on, your face is not dark at all, just your body is darkened

40. Yesterday in the Forbidden City, someone actually fell to the ground due to heat. In such hot weather, you should stay at home well. It is neither hot nor cool. I got suntanned, and now I regret it. My skin color won’t come back in two weeks. Humorous sentences in the circle of friends after being sunburned while carrying bricks outside

Humorous sentences in the circle of friends after being sunburned while carrying bricks outside (Part 1)

1. Even if you are hot, you will not If I dare to go out of the music building, I have to ask others to help me with food and other things. How dare I go out in such a strong sun? As long as I go out, I will grab a bottle of sunscreen and put on a coat. It doesn’t matter if it’s hot or not. After all, I am so white that I cannot tan.

2. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile.

3. Another eight degrees of tanning.

4. Dear Stomach, are you going to rebel? Even your tanned skin from practicing driving turns white because of you.

5. Don’t think that just because you have a tan, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

6. The sun is so strong that it doesn’t even tan your brain.

7. Because I can use this long-abandoned color for tanning~ What a fate!

8. At night you can only see my eyes.

9. If you miss some places, you may never set foot again, such as Crescent Moon Spring buried in sand. Some things may never be restored to their original appearance after being changed, such as tanned skin. Some feelings may disappear with the wind as time goes by, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

10. I added a filter, maybe it would make me look better if I tanned myself to a bronze color... The key is to make me look slimmer... In fact, my tan was uneven. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the Chinese New Year, and my arms were tanned. Little by little...

11. The ups and downs along the way, constant transcendence, maturity and gratitude along the way.

12. It was really hot yesterday and I had to run around outside. I must have been sunburned this summer and was a little tired. I won’t talk about it today and plan to go to bed early.

13. Wearing short-sleeved shirts makes me feel insecure. Even with 50 times sunscreen, I still feel tanned

14. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. I love him. He said that he likes girls with long hair. I kept my hair growing for three years. He said that he likes fair skin, especially in the summer. I am afraid of getting tanned, so I never go out or take a step out. He said I like to be in good shape and I keep my food intake every day. In order to maintain my figure and meet his requirements, I only eat two meals a day, but I really love him. So I am here to say I love you.

15. Admit that I got tanned during the summer vacation

16. My throat couldn’t bear it and my skin got tanned...

17. The sky is over here If it clears up, it won’t be hot, but the ultraviolet rays will be too strong! The sun hurts my skin! I guess I won’t be able to turn back on this dark road.

18. Military training not only tans our skin, but also tempers our will! The classmates all bleed and sweat without shedding tears, and lose skin and flesh without falling behind...

19. I was tanned by two degrees again

20. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in a The white clothes cover the sky with a layer of silver-white silk satin, as if to say: "Kids, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really beautiful to people. good friend. Humorous sentences in the circle of friends after getting tanned while moving bricks outside (Part 2)

21. Fully armed, don’t let me get tanned again.

22. I tanned like a local. There is no picture. I am very sad. I don’t have big white skin. One tan will ruin everything! !

23. Queue up to get two degrees of tan, and then quickly enter the Hogwarts Castle, which makes people look forward to it.

24. Men, women, old and young are all afraid of the sun, but I am not afraid of the sun. I look slimmer when I tan. The weather is so nice... so suitable...

25. I saw you that day , you were sitting under the bright sun, feeling so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

26. This is often the case: I have gained weight before winter comes, and I get tanned before summer

27. This big sun yo... is going to tan me, okay? …

28. Heiye wanted to give you black eyes, but he swiped to select all.

29. This summer, my boss planned to tear off famous brands twice, and ran wildly outdoors under the pressure of high heat and sunburned skin. Many people came back to complain to me but also said to me Let’s play again next time during the holiday. We will still remember these things clearly when we are old, but the next time we play, it will be when we graduate.

30. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!

31. Take a few days of rest to recover from the tanned skin.

32. The sun didn’t make you red, it just tanned you

33. No matter it’s cold or hot, or it’s windy or rainy; whether it’s the sun that tans your skin in summer, or the sun that tans your skin in winter. The cold wind cracked my lips; the traffic policemen all stick to their jobs. You are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!

34. Step into the sunshine and be a tanned woman!

35. When I think about getting a tan in the summer, thousands of grass and mud horses float through my mind, just like galloping horses. drive! Call! Hurry! …

36. Don’t always run after the sun, you will get tanned. It is always more important to find someone who knows the warmth and coldness than to find a skin.

37. It’s too hot. The sun is already shining at 6:30 in the morning. When you run, you will not be afraid of the sun and your increasingly tanned skin. Is this part of the runner’s spirit?

38. The skin that can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really dark.

39. The clouds in the sky are so beautiful, like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun wore pink clothes and smiled at people, as if to say: "Kids, get up quickly, Father Sun is coming.

"At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white clothes and covered the sky with a layer of silver-white silk satin, as if to say: "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Mr. Sun will tan your little faces. The clouds in the sky are in various shapes and forms, and they are really people's good friends.

40. I hate myself when I see my tanned skin. Forty humorous sentences about being tanned by the sun this summer

One humorous sentence about being tanned by the sun this summer

1. It was really hot yesterday, and I had to be outside Running around, I must have been tanned this summer and a little tired. I won’t talk about it today and plan to go to bed early.

2. Darkening is the most popular nowadays, and most people can’t get this effect from tanning!

3. Come and swim, don’t worry about getting tanned

4. After the military training, I found that the palms of my hands were tanned, and I completely turned into an African boy

5. Because I can use this long-abandoned color for tanning~ What a fate!

6. I thought that if my skin was dark, I would never get tanned again. The truth is, I'm still very young.

7. Just a pinch of cumin away from the barbecue... May’s tail is already tanned.

8. This is why I am tanned

9. People, don’t buy clothes like crazy because you think you are thin because you will experience the second harm when you tan and gain weight.

10. The night gave me black skin, but I use it as a scarf.

11. I feel like I’m tanned again. . . When I met Qinqin today, she told me that my skin was bad. . . Heartbroken, I washed my face, listened to music and fell asleep.

12. Standing next to you, I am like a firefly in the dark, a match head.

13. I had fun going out to play, eat, and ride bicycles during the Dragon Boat Festival. I got tanned and gained weight

14. This big sun yo... is going to tan me. Great...

15. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile.

16. I’ve been tanned twice more

17. The sun is too hostile to me, so forget about tanning. I’ll also apply some moisturizer on my face after washing my face. My face is so painful that it hurts so much. The point is that traveling like this has to last for a long time, which is very annoying

18. This summer, my boss planned to tear off famous brands twice, enduring the high temperature and exposing my skin to the sun. Hei's pressure was running wild outdoors. Many people came back to complain to me but told me to play again next time during the holidays. We will still remember these things clearly when we are old, but the next time we play again, it will be when we graduate.

19. Get a tan! Did you see the print on my watch? ! ! I added a filter to make it darker

20. I reversed the car into the warehouse today and my skin was tanned... Part 2 of humorous sentences about being tanned by the sun this summer

21. The sun is so strong that it doesn't even tan your brain.

22. I’m already tanned before summer arrives. . . Black who cannot be saved. . . I woke up early and failed. . . No one left. . .

23. Suddenly I remembered that one night, I took her out for a walk, and she said to me: "I'm afraid of being tanned by the moon." Asiba, you are fair enough! And you're just lazy, just keep making excuses!

24. I don’t want to get tanned, but I want to go out all day long.

25. The Longmen Escort show ended with Happy Days Chasing Fish. Sister Na went on vacation to the base camp and there was no chance of it. The military training was over and everyone got tanned. The watermelons were bought and summer was about to leave

26 .It’s really sunny today, I’m going to get tanned.

27. The hair and face are integrated.

28. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

29. Every summer I swear not to tan the next summer, but every summer I get as tan as an African. I’m so angry, but I still have to work hard to keep smiling.

30. I didn’t lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got tanned in July, I stayed indoors in August, I got fatter in September, I was tired from dating in October, I had no one to accompany me in November, I had no measurements in December, In January, the meat becomes fatter, in February, passers-by get angry, and in March, I don’t know who it is! Yes, it’s you!

31. The sun on the beach was so strong that the little girl’s face was tanned like ink.

32. I will give you a parasol so that the late spring sunshine will no longer tan your skin; I will give you a ladle of sweet spring to calm your impetuous mood; I will give you a season of coolness. The wind will keep you in the cool summer forever; give you a wish to make your dream become a reality!

33. Even if I’m completely tanned, they say I’m from the Philippines.

34. You can’t imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

35. "Sun, please tan my parents' hair but not me."

36. The days of excitement are numbered... I will start my driving learning journey tomorrow... Get ready to get a tan... Get ready to be scolded... Get ready to nod together...

< p> 37. Already tanned! From now on I will silently be your negative fan.

38. I would rather die of heat than get tanned. When will the days of practicing driving come to an end?

39. I’m so angry that the child is tanned and you tease him. He doesn’t wear short-sleeves in hot weather. He covers himself tightly for fear of getting tanned. He’s a bit fat and you mock him and look at him like a cake. Isn’t that disgusting? Want him? You have to go on a hunger strike to become a skeleton to be happy, right? That’s really annoying

40. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists playing was one after another. I like summer because summer is hot. Although the scorching heat has scorched the earth, it has given it the heat to breed living things. Although the scorching sun tans our skin, it gives us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass appear as green as emerald and the flowers are so dazzling. A collection of forty humorous sentences suitable for posting on WeChat Moments after you get tanned

A collection of humorous sentences suitable for posting on Moments after you get tanned (Part 1)

1. I went hiking yesterday. Halfway up the climb, I turned back the same way because the sun was too hot. I was sweating after just two steps, and my skin turned dark after being exposed to the sun for a few minutes

2 .It's okay to bask in the sun. Maybe no one will call you an idiot after you get tanned.

3. I was asked where I went to play with my hair and why I got so tan. And the most damning thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to be a little tan?

4. On July 23, with a high temperature of 35 degrees and a bright sun, we took a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain. The biggest reward was meeting a girl who loves to take photos and her skin has been tanned to the Nth degree.

5. Others post about their relationships, food, and travels, but I am better at it. On this sunny day with the scorching sun, I get a tan.

6. It’s okay to get a tan in summer. What a blessing! The fact that I'm so white proves that I've been working and haven't gone anywhere...

7. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

8. Hey, if you get a little tan, no one will call you an "idiot"!

9. I can’t be white anymore, I’m going to get tanned... Just because I lost my umbrella and couldn’t bear to buy a new one.

10. The sun is so strong that it doesn’t even tan your brain.

11. During the Dragon Boat Festival, I went out to play, eat, and ride bicycles very happily. I got tanned and gained weight

12. It is often like this: winter has not yet arrived. I have gained weight and am already tanned before summer arrives

13. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

14. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

15. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.

16. My carefully protected skin was still tanned after a trip to the water park and I couldn’t afford to hurt it.

17. Today, your tanned Hawaiian girl

18. I am tanned by two degrees again

19. That day I I saw you, you were sitting under the bright sun, feeling so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

20. I added a filter, maybe it would make me look better if I tanned myself to a bronze color... The key is to make me look slimmer... In fact, my tan was uneven. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the Chinese New Year, and my arms were tanned. Little bit... Humorous sentences suitable for posting on social media after you get tanned (Part 2)

21. Wearing short-sleeved shirts makes you feel insecure. Even if you wear 50 times sunscreen, you still feel tanned

22. No filter can save my tanned skin.

23. Share a sad incident with your deskmate at night. I said that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I got tanned from playing basketball during the summer vacation and never got white again. She said she gained weight after eating in sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said there was another sad thing about me. I was very curious. She said I didn’t play basketball and that’s why I was so short. ah! What a painful realization! I want to eat chicken steak to calm down.

24. The weather is still hot after the beginning of autumn. Thinking about the amazing suspenders and tube top skirts in the wardrobe that have not yet had time to wear, and then looking at the skin color that has been tanned several times, I can only With a long sigh, it seems that I can only wait until next spring...

25. The tanned skin has been trained into steel and iron bones, and the frozen hands are still clenched into fists to practice martial arts, and the speed of charging into battle is embodied. The tiger descending from the mountain, with its iron-clad Kung Fu, inspires an attitude of eagerness to go to war. Born in this land and water, I swear to protect this territory. Anyone who invades our mountains and rivers will be killed no matter how far away he is. He becomes a dragon in the sea and a war eagle in the air shows his domineering attitude, destroying the enemy's morale. Put up the five-star red flag again!

26. I am not a kid from a rich family wearing high-priced clothes. I only have skin that is about to be tanned and a face that has been polished by wind and frost. I don’t have the power and money given by my family. What I have is just to fight for it on my own. I only know that I have to work hard for my own destiny. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

27. Only when I am with you can I show my innocence!

28. Come and swim, don’t worry about getting tanned

29. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white clothes and covered the sky with a layer of silver-white silk satin, as if to say : "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes and forms, and they are really people's good friends.

30. "Sun, please tan my parents' hair but not me."

31. I thought that I might get tanned again after going to the fish pond for a day on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo during the meeting today, and I didn’t have any ideas, so let’s leave it at that

32. The sun didn’t make you red, it just tanned you

33. If you were completely tanned, they said I came back from the Philippines.

34. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?

35. In this season without moral integrity, nothing new can impress us. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves because the sun is too hot.

36. Fully armed, don’t let me tan anymore.

37. I am so tanned just to protect you secretly

38. During a military parade of a certain unit, the chief walked by with his head held high, saying "Hello, comrades", "Hello, chief", "Comrades" "Thank you for your hard work" "Serve the people" "Comrades are tanned" "The chief is even darker"

39. It is not easy to take a taxi on this hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys who got off the car early. He also said that such a white skin cannot be tanned

40. "A bad life is like tears falling into the eyes, the sun getting tanned, and the rain getting wet." The blogger is so good at telling stories , every painting is full of spirituality.