For example, tell me interesting sentences. Funny sentence selection.

When it comes to clothes, there are two ways to wash them: by yourself and by others.

Lao Wang fell into the well, and with the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.

The person I love is not my lover, and every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

I need to gain weight so that I can bear the pain you have given me.

Can you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

Sending text messages in class, the feeling of being afraid of being hooked on the neck, only those who have experienced it can understand.

If it is light, it is light. Too much nonsense. If you want to divide it, hurry up. You are grinding your teeth. I almost thought it was because you couldn't stand it.

There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

Someone asked me why I didn't reply to the message. I said I had a cold, and I was afraid of infecting him. This is really no excuse, I am so sweet.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you, it was all dark.

Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but they certainly don't eat and sleep with me, which makes me angry.

If I am your favorite person, why don't you speak?

Happiness is when you don't listen in class, but you find that the people who listen don't understand.