Funny sentences suitable for all emotions

1. It’s hard to work part-time, why not eat sweet potatoes at home? 2. This cousin is so funny today! Eating sweet potatoes and farting at the same time hahahaha! ! ! He also told everyone that he farted after eating sweet potatoes, haha, he cried with laughter! ! ! ! I sneezed when I took this photo, and the sweet potato instantly turned into a sweet potato with snot in my nose, hahahaha! ! ! 3. 10 pounds of fresh chestnut, yellow heart, sweet potato and sweet potatoes, 19.9 each. I can only think of the benefits of eating sweet potatoes as farting. 4. Today’s breakfast is sweet potato porridge. I recall that I loved sweet potato porridge when I was a child. It’s sweet and edible. Two bowls. 5. Which great man came up with the truth that eating sweet potatoes will cause you to fart? You are so right. 6. Will eating sweet potatoes make you hungry very quickly? Or do I get hungry very quickly? 7. I believe you must have never had this experience: My stomach was very uncomfortable after eating sweet potatoes, and men forced me to fart in various ways. 8. Three men came in the afternoon. One of them ordered a cheese-baked sweet potato. The other guy looked at him and said, "I want more sweet potatoes..." and the whole audience burst into laughter [haha] 9. It's ready to eat again Sweet potatoes, the season of happily hiding under the quilt and farting 10. I eat sweet potatoes for lunch today. I said: I heard that Japanese women eat sweet potatoes secretly. 11. It’s the season of happily eating sweet potatoes and farting happily. 12. Take a taxi to the company today. Because I felt like farting after eating sweet potatoes last night. Then he asked the driver: The driver wants to fart, is that okay? The driver said: What's wrong with that? Just let it go! Bu! After a while. When I looked at the driver, he was crying! I said: Driver, does my fart smell bad? The driver said sadly while wiping his tears: It's better if your fart smells bad, but your fart hurts your eyes! 13. Honestly speaking, I am a guy who likes to fart, whether it is before talking or after eating sweet potatoes. 14. When I was a child, my dad would always say that I would fart after eating sweet potatoes. I ate them for the past two days, but I didn’t even notice. Just for fun. 15. Someone just ate a sweet potato, and then said to me with a mysterious face: "Guess why I eat sweet potatoes? To fart, hahaha. Yesterday I heard you fart all the time and it felt very good. I want it too." Put it.” My butt: Pfft. She: "Asshole, why did you let me go before me!" 16. I, Manager Chen, said: Why? I said: You fart when you eat sweet potatoes. Manager Chen said: Isn’t that when you should fart quietly? 17. Roast sweet potatoes Roast sweet potatoes ~ The whole family eats sweet potatoes together ~ Guaiguai has started to fart one after another recently ~ 18. Now is the season for eating sweet potatoes. You can eat them as delicious as you want. Eat them every day and fart every day. There is nothing wrong with ventilating them up and down. 19. It’s true that you fart after eating sweet potatoes. It didn’t stop all afternoon and all night. 20. When I was in the south, I ate sweet potatoes with a spoon, and I cut chicken steaks into pieces and ate them with a fork. When I came back, I hugged and gnawed the chicken steak in one piece. I am bold in the north. 21. I wish all the girls can eat roasted sweet potatoes with the people they like this winter. 22. I understand the truth, but why are the sweet potatoes so big? Dogs can eat sweet potatoes! Let’s smoke them! After a while, they fart at their dad! Funny sentences suitable for all emotions 2 1. No one is sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others. 2. Where does your good temper come from? It’s not all because I love you. 3. I don’t want to explain, and explaining too much is like I’m blaming you for not understanding me. 4. I hate people who are close friends with me through me. 5. Love doesn’t hurt people, what hurts is the eternal vows that can never be realized. 6. You are an encounter in my life and also the theme of my life. 7. When you neglect me, don’t regret giving others the opportunity to take advantage of me. 8. I am not as strong as I imagined, but I can’t find a place for cowardice to rest. 9. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime. 10. Life never becomes easy, it is you who becomes stronger bit by bit. 11. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a new person here. 12. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves we hide with you. 13. My classmate helped me with tutoring for three months. Finally, his grades dropped. 14. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world. 15. Stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't insist on, and give up easily on what you shouldn't give up. 16. I want to be one of your teeth in the next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also feel pain. 17. Many people can appear in my world, but there is only one person I love. 18. We met and fell in love under the guidance of Yue Lao, but we forgot about love in time.

19. If I like you, I don’t need a reason; if I don’t like you, anything can be a reason. 20. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more depressing than anxiety. 21. I voluntarily fall into your love trap, even if it means a sword forest and a rain of swords, I am willing to do so. 22. The pain you gave me makes it impossible for me to continue this relationship, but I can’t bear to let go of your hand. 23. No one is worth your tears, and those who are will not make you cry. 24. I like people who make me laugh, even when I don’t want to laugh. 25. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don’t understand yourself. 26. The most helpless thing is like trying your best to please, but in exchange for saying "I don't need it". 27. Even when I feel wronged to the point of death, I can proudly tell you that I am fine. 28. In my next life, I will be an onion. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears. 29. Suddenly I feel that the distance between us is getting farther and farther, and I no longer have the ability to get close to your heart. 30. This world is inherently hypocritical. If I become hypocritical, how should I live? 31. Don’t comfort me when you leave me. You must know that every time you sew, you will also experience puncture pain. 32. When I hear something that is obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind. 33. There is always that one person who can completely hurt you with just one word, making you unable to resist. 34. If time could go back, then I would choose to stay in the past instead of coming to the present. 35. If you lose it, you will lose it forever. Don’t miss it or wander around. 36. Infatuated women always like to be scarred by themselves to satisfy heartless men. 37. Thank you for letting me love you with all my heart and soul, which made me the heartless person I am now. 38. In this strange world, the person who can always be by your side is always yourself. 39. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover. 40. "Hey, why are you alone again on Singles' Day?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you when I'm half alone." 41. Maybe love has come to an end, and love without fate can never go back to the past no matter how hard it struggles. 42. After we were separated, my heart still cannot forget you, because you have left a deep shadow in my heart. 43. After separation, you will still be you, and I will still be me. Even if the scars of the past are uncovered, they will no longer hurt. 44. I envy the red wolf who cannot conquer the country or the city, but there is a gray wolf who loves him wholeheartedly. 45. Maybe my innocence will never be able to see your true face, and my eyes have been blinded by you. 46. ??To the world, you may be just one person, but to someone, you are the whole world. 47. My world is filled with you, but I can’t seem to be found in your world. 48. I thought I had found a lover who would protect me for life, so I gave my sincerity, but in the end I lost everything. 49. This world is small, we met like this. The world is so big that it’s hard to see each other again if we’re apart. 50. I want to cut off all contact with the past, and then re-walk my future path and see the scenery I have never seen before. Funny Sentences Suitable for All Emotions 3 1. Money is like toilet paper. It looks like there is a lot of it, but once you use it, it will be gone. 2. If you don’t know how to play with life, life will play with you. 3. In fact, a day's work is short, and it passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off. 4. Fate has shuffled the cards for me again, but I am still the one playing the cards. 5. Sometimes you work very hard, but the result is nothing. 6. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out. 7. When a woman complains about something that has nothing to do with you, treat her as your ears. Don't interrupt, otherwise you'll get a good look. 8. Money is like dung, but friends are worth thousands of gold. 9. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates. 10. If loneliness can make you drunk, then love is a hangover. 11. Although the tumbler will not fall, it will not move forward. 12. Only if one person is willing to wait can the other person appear. 13. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time. 14. It turns out that when you are lonely, your fingers count your toes; it turns out that when you miss me, your heart aches even when you breathe; it turns out that being alone lasts a lifetime... 15. Believe in fate People follow fate, and those who don’t believe in fate are dragged along by fate. 16. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast! 17. Prices are in line with Europe, housing prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa... 18. As far as the eyes can see Where you see is where you will arrive.

19. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic. 20. Being low-key is the best way to show off!!! 21. It’s easy to die but too difficult to live.