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Let me yell a few words! Who says vaginal relaxation is not possible after caesarean section? Who said that! Come in!

Tell me in advance that I will have a caesarean section! ! When I had a caesarean section, I had an attack at 10 o'clock. . The pain lasted until 5 o'clock the next morning and I still hadn't opened my finger. . I am too useless and have no willpower. I couldn't bear the thought in my heart that it wouldn't hurt if I had an autopsy. Just cut it open! ! I need to seriously regret it here! I really regret having a caesarean section! First! Children born normally have good lungs and are less likely to get pneumonia. Because after the birth canal is squeezed, all the amniotic fluid in the baby's lungs (which contains the baby's feces and urine for 9 months) is squeezed out. The baby came out and cried loudly. The lungs are filled with clean oxygen. ~Lungs are clean~ On the contrary, babies born by caesarean section. Generally, amniotic fluid will flow for half a day after birth. The mother who had a caesarean section can ask her relatives if her baby has been bleeding from the mouth just after giving birth. This flow is not clean. There is still amniotic fluid in the baby's lungs. So it is particularly prone to inflammation. . As long as there is murmur in the lungs when you are sick, you are prone to pneumonia. . second! Mothers who have given birth naturally have clean vaginal discharge. . Dirt in the belly of 9 months old. . Feces from the placenta inside the baby. Bloody. It was all expelled when giving birth. It is not easy to get gynecological diseases. . Therefore, it is common for mothers who give birth naturally to have bleeding and lochia for more than 20 days during their confinement. . After a caesarean section, it's basically gone within 10 days. All the dirty things are in the stomach. . Many mothers who have had caesarean sections have large bellies. . Uterine fibroids are more likely to occur in old age. Last year, my mother-in-law had her uterus removed and it turned out to be uterine fibroids. . The first thing the doctor asked was... Was it a caesarean section when giving birth? . So it is recommended for pregnant mothers now. It’s better to give birth smoothly. third! ! ! ! The most important thing. ~~Who said the vagina is not loose after caesarean section? . 9 months pregnant. The uterus presses on the cervix. . The cervix will continue to expand. . Who says it’s not loose? I was relieved. Here we seriously despise those kind of sisters who take pleasure in others' misfortunes (I had a caesarean section and I didn't loosen it, my husband said it was the same as before). . Let me ask this kind of sister. . Your husband asked you if my penis is small? Will you answer truthfully? Your husband asked you if you have orgasm every night? Will you tell the truth? This is why your husband said your vagina is not loose. . Especially those sisters who had a caesarean section look down on those who had a natural birth. . You are so stupid. 32 women from our unit went to Sheung Wan. When the group needs to go to the ring for inspection. Including me. All of the 27 caesarean sections were examined for cervical hypertrophy. . Because as long as you have sex, there will be inflammation. If there is inflammation, it will cause hypertrophy. I usually brag that my husband says he is not loose. . The kind of women who sang happily every night all came down from the medical examination table with red faces. . After I gave birth to my baby, I asked my husband. At first, my husband said it was the same as before. I asked 50 times. . After asking 50 times. My husband told the truth. . It's loose. It's impossible for me to be as close as I just met you. After all, a baby was born. The meat in the belly will become loose. Not to mention what’s below. . so. I want to talk about those women who show off their caesarean section. . Simply ignorant. . One final word! ! When giving birth to a baby, it depends on your own physical condition and whether it goes well or not. . But if the baby is in danger, he still needs to be cesarean. . You have to decide whether or not to have a dissection based on your actual situation at the time. . . Finally, I wish you all good health in giving birth to a baby and a fat and healthy baby. .