My live-in girlfriend

"Wang children's shoes, I'm going home, go home on a blind date, take care!" This is a short message sent to me by Mo Xiaoyu before she left. I have mixed feelings after seeing it! How time flies! I don't know that I've known Mo Xiaoyu for half a year, but I still can't help but think of the dribs and drabs of this half a year.

On July 6th, the first day I came to Fujian, I met Mo Xiaoyu. When I was looking for a rental house in the streets of Fuzhou with a password box, I realized that it was so hot in summer in Fuzhou. I have been reading the rental information posted on the roadside, making phone calls and asking people around me. There is still no result from two to five in the afternoon. Thinking about reporting to the company the next day, it's strange that the security guards don't treat me as an African refugee with big bags. Summer in Fuzhou is so strange. Without warning, a clear day just needs a dark cloud floating across the rain curtain like broken beads. I had to run to the nearest bus stop to take shelter from the rain before I noticed that there was a girl standing there. I also carry big bags and small bags. At first glance, as I just came to Fuzhou, I should also find a house to rent. Yes, it's Mo Xiaoyu. We met under a rainy bus stop, and our communication began. Maybe it was God's blessing that I posted an advertisement for renting a house on the bus stop and couldn't wait to call it ... Soon after I entered the room, Mo Xiaoyu came in with luggage, so all we saw was a piece of paper with the same words written on it. In this way, we became a family, each with a two-bedroom and one-bedroom house, and the living room and kitchen were used.

When I got up early the next morning, I found a piece of white paper posted on Mo Xiaoyu's door, which read "No one else can enter". Maybe I'm used to the girls' dormitory in the university. At the entrance of the more formal female dormitory in the university, there is the word "men stop", and there are special managers waiting 24 hours. It's just hateful that the warning sign on Mo Xiaoyu's door clearly says Guan Master's dragon crescent moon blade and a few drops of liquid at the blade. Seeing this, I want to give her the middle finger. What a bad start! Gambling for three generations, a fierce wife ruined her life, and a bad neighbor was in a bad mood. What's even more hateful is that when I opened the door after work, I saw a piece of paper on the ground, which was obviously stuffed in through the door. The "shared rent regulations" are tentatively set as follows: In order to maintain our common environment and have a comfortable rest place, the following regulations are tentatively set, and if there is anything wrong, it will be gradually improved and increased. First: personal items are not allowed in the public living room, except for neatly arranged books; Second, outsiders are not allowed to enter the rental house, especially those who have no three or four; Third, disheveled people are not allowed to enter; Fourth. Don't walk in the living room after ten o'clock at night; Fifth, don't eat instant noodles and other junk food that easily pollutes indoor air quality at night; Sixth, the living room asked everyone to take turns cleaning one day ... a total of more than 30 pieces, and then they got angry. Is this a private space or a public place? Why are you in charge? And people like me who can only cook instant noodles with eggs are going on a hunger strike? What kind of talent is no three no four. I have a hundred thousand reasons to occupy my mind instantly, but reason tells me to calm down and wait and see, and I survived in such an imprint environment.

One night, I worked overtime until ten o'clock, dragged my tired body back to the rental house and found myself typing at home all day. At this time, my hand was cramped, and it was not flexible at all, but it just couldn't fit into the keyhole. This embarrassing operation lasted about two minutes. Finally, I opened the door. The moment I went in, a black shadow jumped out. My first reaction was that there were thieves. Before I knew it, a metal object knocked on my head, face and body. After a sharp pain, I fell to the ground with my head in my arms. I shouted desperately: "there is a thief, catch a thief!" " "At this moment, the light in the room was turned on. The scene at that time was that I fell to the ground with my hands huddled, not to mention how embarrassing it was. Look at Mo Xiaoyu again. He was sweating with a shovel in his left hand and a spoon in his right, much like Stephen Chow's God of Food. She looked at me with complicated eyes. "I thought it was a bad guy. I've been picking locks there, which scares me. So ... you ... you ... you're okay! "At that time, I had nothing to say. First, I was too tired. Second, the pain was unbearable. Third, I was both sad and angry. I didn't go to work for three days. Looking at me in the mirror is really scary. I have a panda eye as big as a spoon in my left eye and a bag as big as an egg in my right corner. What's even more hateful is that my carefully managed hairstyle has no styling and my hair has lost a lot. Later, I learned that Mo Xiaoyu just got up to go to the toilet that night. When she was about to enter the bedroom, she heard an abnormal sound in the door lock of the living room, thinking that someone had picked the lock, and then she saw that my bedroom didn't turn on the light, thinking that I was asleep, so she went to the kitchen to get the weapon. From then on, I took Mo Xiaoyu as my sworn enemy and regarded her as nothing, but she was different from before, and she greeted me from time to time, although I always ignored her.

Summer in Fuzhou is very long. In August and September, the season has entered autumn, but Fuzhou is still so capricious and hot, and always issues a yellow high temperature warning, especially when it is going to rain, and the weather is even sultry. One night, I was absorbed in wearing headphones, listening to Jay Chou's nunchakus, playing Guild Wars in Vietnam and watching the enemy capture my battery. I struggled desperately. Suddenly I heard Mo Xiaoyu's urgent cry, ran to my door quickly and smashed my door desperately. I reluctantly opened the door. I saw her coming into my room with a whoosh, wearing only a red suspender and pajamas. I was completely stunned by the sudden change in front of me. She grabbed my arm and shouted, "Snake ... There's a snake ..." I seemed to understand what happened. A few days ago, it was said in the news that a citizen reported that cauliflower snake had been found in his room, and "1 19" successfully cracked many cases. Potatoes ... To be honest, I was a little afraid of this mollusk, but out of face, I pretended to be calm and asked her where she was. She said in shock that it was on the floor of her room. I picked up the broom in the room, removed the plastic sheath from my head, and exposed the round hole on the steel pipe. Snakes are afraid of objects with black holes such as bamboo. I walked into her room with trepidation, looked carefully from top to bottom, and found nothing foreign. I thought she must be reading too much, or watching too much TV. In order to dispel her worries, I moved a few rare items in her room and found no suspicious species. I thought she must be presbyopia, so I had to come out and let her come back to see it. When I retreated to the closet in front of my house, my feet went soft ... I realized that something was wrong and cold things quickly wrapped around my bare feet. Mo Xiaoyu, standing in the living room, cried and jumped up after seeing what had happened. I'm scared to the extreme, too. The clothes were soaked with sweat and the teeth began to fight. I stepped on the snake's head with my other foot in my mind and stepped down hard, but the stunner entangled my foot even more. Anyone who has taken blood pressure has felt the process of measurement. Usually, it is an arm and it is manually operated. This time, it was barefoot and passive. At that time, my nervous mind was blank, and I just subconsciously hit my feet with a broom. At that time, I won't feel any pain. At the critical moment, I saw the "Xiongba" pesticide on the table, which is usually used to treat mosquitoes. I picked up the bottle of pesticide with my other hand and sprayed it on the ground. This has had an impact. I immediately felt that the snake had no strength, so I continued to spray. Anyone who has studied biology knows that most animals are very sensitive to smells, and pesticides can make many species instantly unconscious. When it was determined that the stunner fainted, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, put it in a bag and threw it into the river from the window. Look at Mo Xiaoyu again. The whole person just stood there. I called her twice, and she woke up and began to cry. From that day on, the two of us exchanged rooms and changed the relevant agreements. I can enter her room with her permission. Master Guan and his dragon crescent moon blade have never appeared again.

I accidentally saw the second volume of Lu Yao's Ordinary World on the table in the living room and flipped through it. Mo Xiaoyu just came back from the outside and recommended to me that this book is really well written and inspirational, suitable for young people, and almost everyone can find it in it. Especially love stories like Sun Shaoping and Tian Xiaoxia, although unrealistic, are meaningful. In fact, that book is also my favorite, and I have read it more than once. The plot inside can't be said backwards, at least it can't be wrong, and I have a whole set of my own opinions. I'm glad to hear her express her opinion and ask if there are any other books to recommend. She also said some books that I have read and like very much. As a result, two people who were not familiar with each other had a common language. After that, I often discuss the storyline, characters and my own opinions in the book, which seems to shorten the distance at once. I still remember that she asked me which character in a dream of red mansions I liked best. I said that I admire Wang Xifeng the most. That kind of person is suitable for being a housekeeper and marrying a rich man like Bill Gates. This answer surprised her. Then he asked me which one I would take if I married my daughter-in-law. My real idea is that a sentimental and cautious person like Lin Daiyu is suitable to be a pen pal. Xue Baochai is so calculating that he is suitable for military affairs; Shi Xiangyun is simple and frank, suitable for being good friends; To marry a wife, I will choose to attack others. But I can't tell you what's good about attacking others. That's the kind of person I like anyway. Maybe it's really that radish and cabbage have their own tastes! Mo Xiaoyu often argues with me, but in the end, I think my idea is a little extreme but so unique. I just expressed my truest opinion, not grandstanding. Because of this common hobby, we get to know each other better. Later, it extended to shopping and cooking together. Because of their different growing environments, when you listen to another person's true story carefully, you will always find it so novel and interesting. Mo Xiaoyu likes my rambling, and I also like her wonderful works. For example, everyone is used to setting the alarm clock to the hour or the hour, but she just sets the alarm clock to 7: 03 am and noon 12: 58. Besides, after reading a book, she always writes a comment or leads me to discuss it, which makes me gain a lot of knowledge and insight, and I am willing to listen to it.

On Mo Xiaoyu's birthday, she cooked several famous dishes and bought a cake, and invited me to celebrate her birthday together. Actually, it's just the two of us. I feel very embarrassed. I didn't prepare any gifts, just said a few words of blessing monotonously. I always feel embarrassed when eating. Suddenly seeing the apple on the table, I remembered a common sense. So I told Mo Xiaoyu that I actually prepared an economical and unique gift for you, and Mo Xiaoyu looked at me in surprise. I told her that I actually prepared some edible stars for you, and she thought it was even more amazing. So, I picked up the apple on the table and cut it horizontally. There is a five-pointed star pattern in it (in fact, this is common sense), but Mo Xiaoyu is extremely excited. Keep saying thank you. I used the topic to tell her that this apple wish is very effective. She believed it and really made a wish with her eyes closed. When I was about to cut the cake, I found that I forgot to ask for candles, which was quite embarrassing. Think of "Invincible Ugly Woman", Federer took out a lighter for Lin Wudi's special birthday and let Mo Xiaoyu blow it 20 times. Girls are always impressionable animals. I didn't expect Mo Xiaoyu to cry because of my little gesture. I have to be my girlfriend with the help of alcohol. I think happiness comes too suddenly. The girl in front of me was really nice, so I acquiesced. So far, Mo Xiaoyu and I have known each other for less than three months. I wrote in my diary that day, I don't know whether this is the source of happiness or the beginning of evil.

Life has changed a lot with a girlfriend. For example, people who usually don't eat in the morning will be awakened from their dreams by knocking at the door and shouting at around 7: 00 10. Every day after work, they don't have to plunge into the computer. They can play games and chat together, listen to her talk about the day's experience, and even improve their food. When I was alone, I always ate something to fill my stomach. Now every meal is grand. I also had the opportunity to tell her about the little things I traveled all over the country, the little things that were not worth mentioning in front of others, which were all hyped up by my fabulous story.

During that time, Ruby Lin's Beautiful Computing was being broadcast. I am interested in history, but I am not interested in the modern version of history at all. Can't be watched by Mo Xiaoyu every day. When I saw a woman cut her face with a gold hairpin to save her life, Mo Xiaoyu suddenly cried excitedly, followed by a punch on my leg, which hurt! Look at Mo Xiaoyu, still so devoted that he didn't realize the man who was almost beaten by her. Later, I learned to be smart. Every time I watched TV, I held a pillow or put a book on my leg, but her fist could hit me in the face and she tried to kill me every time. I always regret apologizing to me afterwards, but my fist will still come. I watched a TV series and was hurt all over.

Shopping with her is my heart disease. Every time I go to the street, I feel the same as going to the grave. Every time I go in from the first shop in a street to the last shop in the last street, I try all kinds of things and ask all kinds of questions, but I just don't buy it. I'm almost a clothes appraiser. If you buy me shoes, my new socks will be worn out by putting on and taking off shoes. But there is no way, so from the end of the street to the end of the street, you may end up buying a pair of socks or even nothing. Mo Xiaoyu always makes sense to say that the real thing is more expensive than the internet or nothing new. At this time, I don't know if anyone can understand my innocence. Sunday is more tiring than the last five days of work. Finally, after numerous applications and bargaining, Mo Xiaoyu finally agreed that I can sit at the door of the store after I go in, and she can go in by herself, but I must have my own unique views. I believe that all male compatriots who have girlfriends have such a painful experience.

For a while, Mo Xiaoyu was fascinated by math games and took me to the exam every day after work. She didn't make it, and she didn't give me food. The addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of eight eights is equal to1000; Three fives, one 1, and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are equal to 24; A pot of 10 kg sesame oil, needless to say, how to divide it equally with a pot of 7 kg and a pot of 3 kg; A snail climbed up from a well 10 meters deep. It climbs 4 meters every morning and slides 3 meters in the afternoon. How many days can it climb? Oh, my God! I'm going to be a mathematician, but I can't complain, or I'm not loyal to the party organization. Party organizations have the right to let me think about it, suffer a little, survive in credibility and develop in hunger.

When I came home from work that time, I saw Mo Xiaoyu's unhappy face. I want to make her happy, but I don't want to say, "What are you unhappy about? Say it, have fun. " This is terrible. She immediately asked angrily, "What are you happy about?" I'm not happy, so I deserve your happiness? Explain your behavior. "I thought it was definitely over, but I couldn't help explaining, so I said," If you are unhappy, then I am definitely unhappy ... The book says that people are ugliest when they are unhappy. "Mo Xiaoyu is even more angry." Am I ugly? Tell me how ugly I am. "I was cheated. What I didn't have originally embarrassed me. I can only crustily skin of head and continue to explain that "people have zero IQ when they are unhappy." If you are unhappy, I will love you. "However, if I am not satisfied with you, then our IQ will drop. Where will the combat effectiveness come from? So when you are unhappy, on the one hand, I have to feel the same way, on the other hand, I have to find a way to solve your problem positively and optimistically, so I must keep a clear head, which means I have to plan happily. When I am happy and try to find a way, aren't we all happy? It's called turning grief into strength ... "With great efforts, Mo Xiaoyu turned the dark clouds into the sun. There are many such examples, and my ability is insufficient. Every time you say a word, you have to use many words to explain it, and you have to go to the circus. Sometimes I feel very tired, and I gradually feel that Mo Xiaoyu is unreasonable. The book also said that talking to women is unreasonable, so I accumulated a little unhappiness in my heart.

Since I officially contacted Mo Xiaoyu, she often asked me to check chat records, phone records, text messages and so on. In front of me. Where she has questions, I need to give a reasonable explanation without hesitation, otherwise it will be one question after another. One Friday night, a female colleague of mine suddenly called to say that she had something to do the next day and wanted me to give her an extra day's work. Are all colleagues helping each other? It's no big deal, so I agreed, but I forgot to promise Mo Xiaoyu to buy the dress she saw last week this Saturday. When I explained to Mo Xiaoyu that I promised to go on Sunday, Mo Xiaoyu thought it was a lie. I had to call my female colleague in front of her and tell her again. I didn't think it was necessary, but she wouldn't give in. I think she is unreasonable. She thinks I'm mentally disturbed. In this way, we talked about arguments, quarrels, and finally personal attacks, and took out all the grievances that were usually hidden in our hearts. As a result, we had a cold war for a week. Shortly after the reconciliation, another thing happened. That day happened to be the last female colleague who accidentally sprained her ankle at work. I was taken to the hospital. In the evening, she sent me a text message to express her gratitude and politely said that I was helpful, kind and helpful to her. Now Mo Xiaoyu doesn't say anything and doesn't believe my explanation. She insisted that I clarify things between me and that female colleague. She used my mobile phone to make a phone call to my female colleague, and she had a big fight with others impulsively, and others still felt puzzled. I was humiliated at work, so we started a fierce quarrel again, and this time there was another week of cold war. I thought a lot during the period and felt too impulsive. I imagine that we walked together in a hurry and didn't know each other very well. This is not good for anyone, and there are still some ingredients in each other's bones that are not suitable for being lovers. Maybe she figured it out, and a week later, we parted peacefully after reviewing each other. At this point, Mo Xiaoyu and I have only known each other for five months and formally talked for two months. During the cold war for nearly 20 days, our relationship ended!

They say that friends can develop into lovers, but lovers can't become friends. This sentence is believed by many people and regarded as the purpose of love by many people. But Mo Xiaoyu and I have not developed into enemies, and we are still very good friends. After such a thing, everyone knows each other better. The communication between people is actually like this. There is no compromise between one party and the other. We should show our true side. People who have gone through the running-in period can become good friends for life. Similarly, people who feel that they really can't get along during the running-in period don't need to persist. Everyone has his own way, his own circle. This circle is not for you, and it doesn't mean anything. It just means that there is something wrong with your temporary choice. Just choose the circle that suits you. Mo Xiaoyu still shares her thoughts and opinions with me as before, and occasionally I argue with her. But no one has ever been angry. On the contrary, everyone trusts each other. We summed up our little story together. In fact, there are many such examples in life. When two people don't know each other, they both feel that each other is not trustworthy. When they find themselves in the same place at a special time, they are anxious to heat up. They inadvertently regarded that friendship as the bud of love, only to find that the other party and you are really only suitable for being good friends. If you insist on putting the other party in the wrong position, one party will definitely get hurt. Love is a product that needs to be based on complete understanding and sufficient running-in period. It is possible to slowly develop from friends to love, but we should not rush into it!

The Spring Festival is coming, Mo Xiaoyu is going home. I can understand that she is a little frustrated and a little relieved. Before she left, she sent me a short message and recalled our story. I smiled.

I sincerely wish Mo Xiaoyu 20 16 a good home, and I hope you don't forget that I am a special friend in distant Fujian! I won't forget you either. After all, you are my first and last "cohabiting girlfriend"!

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