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A humorous comment about going to have a meal

1. I am serious about cheating!

2. After successfully eating and drinking, I returned home

3. Recently, because Lao Ying was away from Nansha for a month, I was forced to do the shopping and cooking every day. To prepare rice, she enters the life of a housewife in advance. She gets up at 6:30 every morning and goes to the market to buy vegetables, make soup, and cook rice to keep it warm. After preparing it, she goes to work at 8 o'clock, and then heats it up and eats it when she gets home in the evening. No wonder I fall asleep after nine o'clock every night.

4. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I remind my friends who are working on the front line to work hard to avoid working overtime during the holiday. Try to reduce the three meals a day and eat more rice dumplings. Bless your friends in advance. Rice takes the initiative. Remember to invite me!

5. The meal was successful, but unfortunately I was not happy at all. Oh, forget it, fill my stomach and go home to watch TV.

6. Going to your aunt’s house to have a meal is not conducive to the great cause of losing weight

7. Reading a book and enjoying the sun in PKU’s beautiful Jingchun Garden.

8. I went to eat rice today, and my aunt asked me to bring a bowl, but I brought a basin [Yun Bei] I guess there won’t be a next time

9. This matter of eating rice It really encourages my laziness

10. When I looked back at the original post, I found a bitch carrying hot sauce and risking his life to eat rice

11. I want to be him in the next life. His sister has occupied him for twenty years and has not let go. When he got married, she often went to have a meal and occasionally broke the ambiguity between him and his sister-in-law. It was wonderful to think about it

12. When I was in school, I always looked forward to the days when I would be rich. I went to work, but I looked forward to the days when I had no money and always had to eat for a living.