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Talk about the mood of eating.

First, I will tell you that every time I get up, I just remember to eat delicious food, so as to support the matter of getting up?

Second, eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.

Third, you can eat without studying, and you can study without eating!

Four, a person walks a person to laugh, a person eats a person to go home, everything is a person. Will be very helpless and helpless. I don't mind going shopping with my friends occasionally.

5. Who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it's the TV.

Sixth, it is said that eating food will not fail because the food is too heavy, and the high number will not hang.

7. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? It's not that there are many delicious objects, but that you think everything is delicious.

Eight, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, I can only say that I am good at raising.

Nine, I am a foodie, I show off in an ostentatious manner.

Ten, eat food, enjoy in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.

Eleven, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

Twelve, eating motto: only eat T!

Thirteen, I am a foodie, I show off in an ostentatious manner.

Fourteen, "Why do you often eat alone?" "I'm afraid that eating half a person will scare you."

15. Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

Sixteen, solar eclipse moment ~ this is what I have been insisting on.

Seventeen, the most annoying number for eating is (starvation).

What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

Nineteen, a person to work, a person to eat, a person to go shopping, a person to travel, a person to sleep, sick to take care of themselves, this is my life now.

Twenty, eat three meals a day on average, eight hours per person. This is eating goods.

I'm sad, I'm sick, I'm lonely, I'm alone, I eat, I watch TV and I play games. This is a long-distance relationship.

Twenty-one, clamoring for losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

22. When I wake up, I feel abandoned by the world. All the people who have an appointment can't accompany me to dinner, go home and go out to watch the party. I'm the only one who has no appointment? It's okay. Nobody robbed me of eating alone. This is Fuller.

Twenty-three, they don't know the happiness of eating goods.

Twenty-four, the personality of eating.

Twenty-five, accustomed to a person. Work alone, eat alone, drink coffee alone, get off work alone, go home alone and sleep alone.

It is cruel for thin people to feed fat people.

27. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

28. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.