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Today, when I went on a blind date, the matchmaker boasted infinitely: "No matter how good the child is, just say yes."

Let me tell you a personal experience.

An old woman (please allow me to be so rude) said that she would introduce me to her boyfriend. He said that although he is not tall, he is honest and won't go out to have sex, so he doesn't have to worry about cheating. He also said that there are several suites in his family and the salary is high. ...

I refuse, very refuse! ! ! Because the information she gave me didn't attract me at all. But the old woman didn't want to go back and forth, and advised me to meet the boys and not to miss the good family ... My mother saw that she was so enthusiastic and hard to refuse, so she said to me, "Otherwise, go and have a look." This aunt has a high vision and generally does not make an introduction easily. "

I was angry, blushed and my neck was thick, and asked my mother, "What happened to my high eyes?" I won't go until I introduce her son to me! "Later, I happened to pass by her door, just as the blind date man was there, so I was dragged in for a blind date (TM, probably digging her ancestral grave).

That boy squints, his face is covered with pimples, he is not tall, he can't speak clearly, but he is very polite (I wonder if he is really showing it to others). He hasn't said much. Maybe he saw my bad face.

Later, when I asked for contact information, I gave the QQ number. Boy, in fact, he said, "We can buy a house in Guangzhou together, if you like …" Why do you want to go to TM? ! ! !

Good in the media population may mean another thing, such as: honesty-not much to say; Handsome is useless-ugly; No cheating.-No money. Don't trust too much who others say, most of them will be beautified and vilified.

But I don't deny that some people do get married and have children with kindness and love through blind date, but it won't happen to me, because our matchmakers collectively open their eyes and tell lies, and introduce boys to you not because he is good or you are suitable, but because he is a man and alive! ! !