Please write an article called "With the Bathers and a Couple" about the relationship between a man and a couple who are bathers. Thank you.

Conversation between police and bath worker

One night, a policeman went to the bath center to take a bath. After soaking, he lay down on the bath bed.

Bather worker: (asking while rubbing) Brother, what do you do?

Police: What do you think I do?

Bather: Oh, you are the police.

Police: Why did you see it?

Bather worker: Look at the bruises on your body. Your injuries are mainly on your limbs, and they are small and scattered in many places, both front and back. Most of them are bruises. They were not caused by beatings, but were probably caused by your own initiative. I heard that the police are working hard to "train" these days. Many policemen came to take a bath to relieve their fatigue, so I said you are a policeman. Police: You are blinded. Do you know what I am doing at the Public Security Bureau?

Bather worker: from the police station.

Police: Tell me the reason.

Bather worker: There are calluses on the hands and feet, which means that they have to do a certain amount of physical work every day. The calluses on the hands and feet should be worn by the steering wheel, patrolling, and visiting. The calluses and the degree of muscle development are not consistent, which means that Your hands and feet are used more frequently than other parts, and the muscles on both sides of your cheeks are extremely developed, which means that your upper and lower jaws move frequently and intensely. You are always asking, interrogating, mediating, giving lectures, reading thoughts, shouting slogans, and reading documents. You are not an ordinary policeman. .

Police: So you said I am the director?

Bath worker: No, you are the deputy director. Police: Why?

Bather worker: It’s very simple. The calluses on your hands are thicker than those on your feet. It means that although you take the lead in the work, your driving time is longer than your patrol time.

Police: You are wrong. I was the deputy director a month ago, and now I am the instructor.

Bather worker: I'm sorry, I overlooked a question. The director and deputy director are always invited or followed by internal staff. Anyway, there are a group of people around. How could I forget that you came by yourself. Police: It’s okay. You know what I do now, but it doesn’t mean I have any abilities. Can you guess what I did before? .

Bather worker: I have to work, I can’t chat for too long.

Police: It’s easy to handle. I’ll sign two orders for you in one go. .

Bather worker: You used to be in the criminal police team. .

Police: (surprised expression) How do you know? .

Bather worker: The people in the criminal police team are willing to give money if they want to trick anyone into interesting situations, but the people in the police station just use their mouths to "do it". It seems that your old tradition has not been lost. .Police: What did I do in the criminal police team before? .

The bather: Inspector.

Police: Why? .

Bath worker: The detective takes his mobile phone into the bathroom without putting it in his suitcase.

Police: But many police officers bring their mobile phones to the bathroom?

Bath worker: Yes, but the director and team leader can answer three calls after a bath, and you don’t have one, but you still have to take it in. For no other reason than you always feel that someone wants to give it to you. Call up.

Police: That makes sense. What about before becoming a detective?

Bather worker: A bather. Police: (surprised) You are joking, what’s the basis for that?

Bather worker: Or the hands and feet. Most people won’t sweat if their hands and feet have calluses. Your sweat glands are so developed that you can sweat out. This is not the case if your sweat glands are not exercised under high-temperature steaming and grilling for a long time. .

Police: (stealing) Steel workers are also steaming and grilling every day.

Bather worker: Were there any police officers more than 20 years ago? At that time, the factories were very efficient, and they were still the big brother of the working class, and they had a lot of status. Who wants to be a policeman, so you can only be a bather, and it is a state-run bathhouse. Police: Why? Bath worker: Because you eat from a big pot, your bathing skills are not perfect. I "cut corners" in bathing today to fool you, and you didn't notice it. Police: If you say so, I can guess what you used to do.

Bather: (surprised) What?

Police: You used to be a police officer, and a police officer in the bureau.

Bather worker: Reason?

Police: Only the agency police are willing to think about people like this and ask endless questions. Bather: People in the organization department, personnel bureau, and service industry are all willing to think about people.

Police: In addition to being willing to tease people, the biggest characteristic of agency police is that they can fool you in everything they do. You no longer work as a police officer, even if you take a bath. Furthermore, ordinary cadres in the agency are willing to pat others on the shoulder to show condescending concern. After taking a bath, you usually pat the guest's back gently to signify the end, but you patted the shoulder, as if the leader is caring. It seems that the old tradition cannot be lost! Bather: Hahaha!