Talk about funny personality.

1, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

2. Men cheat, and their IQ is second only to Einstein.

3, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but belong to cow dung.

4. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion.

5, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

I can choose to give up. But you can't give up your choice.

7. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

8, patroness, poor monk shallow, can not heal through clothes, so guilty!

9. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

10, you must look carefully when looking for someone. There are too many men and women now!

1 1, the person you like does not appear. People who show up don't like it.

12, if you are too freehand and want to video, please respect yourself!

13, my father asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I'm depressed that Taiwan Province can't save it."

14, I'm very happy, and I've had enough exams 1.50, and I can finally surf the Internet again!

15, fighter in slag, VIP in slag.

16, I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me.

17, is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

18, "When will you invite me to dinner?" "I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later."

19, if Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover it in one day, I won't pass Grade 4 in one day.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

2 1, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.

22. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

23. Once a diamond was forever, now one is bankrupt.

24. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

25. The most painful thing in life is that people turn white when they are alive.

26. My brother is like L 'Oré al Paris. You deserve it.

27. Close my eyes and I see the future.

28. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

29. I am so busy that it is difficult to guarantee 16 hours of sleep!

30. I saw a child kicking me on the road, which proved that I was not a pedophile.

3 1, I swear I will never swear again!

You can live like a pig. But not as happy as pigs.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

34. I am different from you because I am human.

35. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.

36. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system.

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

38. It is said that 80% of the online status displayed on QQ is hung up, and 80% of the online status displayed on QQ is online.

39. Why is the ash on the table missing? There is also a phone number on it.

40. Lingling, Lingling and an ice cream.