Cool down the circle of friends. Talk about it interestingly.

1. Opening the dormitory door is like opening the refrigerator door.

2. Grab in winter, grab in winter, grab in winter.

Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as long as they want. I lie in bed because I have no money, and I have to warm up in one second.

It's cold, wake up cold, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

In today's weather, any fart can be used to dry hands.

6. I don't reply to your message. It's not cold, but my hands are cold.

7. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

8. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

10. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

1 1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

12. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

13. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

14. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

15. You think I'm in a daze, but I'm frozen stiff.

16. At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't get out is the quilt.

17. The reason why I eat myself so round is to avoid being looked down upon.

18. In winter, it is an adventure to put your feet in a new place under the covers.

19. There is a feeling of snow outside at dusk. How about having a drink inside? ?

20. It snows in Harbin now. A southern friend wrote a name in the snow for three yuan, two names for five yuan and a love story for ten yuan. Thank you.

2 1. You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.

22. I wanted to buy a down jacket when it was cold, but it cost more than 1000. Think about whether it is more cost-effective to buy cold medicine for only tens of dollars?

There are three good things in winter: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

24. Real maturity is to put on long pants on your own initiative.

25. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.