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What are the boundary sentences between wine and tea?

1, the more you drink at the tea party, the more you wake up, and the more you drink at the reception, the more drunk you get. Actually, not necessarily. Tea is intoxicating, and wine wakes people up.

2. Some people are like wine, which is worth collecting. The longer it gets, the stronger it gets. Some people are like tea. It tastes sweet and warm at first. After a long time, my heart is cold.

3. The difference between those who have achieved something and those who have achieved nothing: green tea and beer, one cup of green tea is one cup, while beer, with only half a cup, is already a bubble.

4, wine does not quench thirst and moisten the stomach, poetry does not warm people's hearts, tea is not sweet and refreshing, dreams are not round, life is like wine, poetry, tea and dreams.

5. Tea is different from wine. The more you drink wine, the more impetuous you are, and the quieter you drink tea. Tea is not in the head, but in the heart. Some people drink and make trouble, and some people don't smell tea to find fault.