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Talk about getting married.

Talk about getting married.

As for the talk about marriage, everyone is naturally happy when they get married, and everyone knows that many people will have some talk about it when they get married, so do you know which talk about it is suitable for marriage? Let's take a look!

About marriage, say 1. First, marriage is not just two people face to face, two people should face the world hand in hand.

Second, I want to be a bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married!

Am I your bride or your maid of honor on your wedding day?

Fourth, love is psychological enjoyment, and marriage is a rigid equation.

5. Love is a high fever. Foolish people get married, feverish people break up, and obsessed people burn. *

6. Find someone you like to fall in love with and marry someone who loves you.

Seven, 90% of women get married for love. What about men?

Eight, bitch Zeng, get married and wish you happiness.

If the bride is not me on your wedding day, I will make our ambiguous chat records, text messages, phone calls, recordings and photos into CDs.

We bombed the divorce office as soon as we got married.

11. Men get married because of fatigue, while women get married because of curiosity.

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.

Thirteen, I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that the bride was not. ...

In order to support family planning in our country, I don't intend to get married. -Talking about getting married

If the bride is not me on your wedding day, I will attend your wedding in mourning *

I want to sign a contract with you. In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.

Seventeen, Ceng Xiaoxian married a Philippines won't be sad. -Talk about sadness after marriage.

18. My favorite person is married, and his bride is my best friend.

Nineteen, before marriage, the woman said, what is money? After the marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?

Twenty, divorce has a hundred good things, but there is one bad thing. It feels like it was always white before.

Twenty-one, the best confession is five words, "Let's get married"

Who will marry me in the future: Who are you dating now? Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's meet sometime.

Twenty-three, get married in the game, just to fill your emptiness in my heart.

24. Playboy men are often more suitable for marriage than honest people.

Twenty-five, when I get married and hold a wedding banquet, I will make a table for my husband, ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

Twenty-six, don't take it seriously, or fall in love until you get married.

27. Dear, how can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, fight, and finally be infertile.

On his wedding day, he took his brothers to see his relatives, but the bride shut him out and insisted that he sing a song to express his sincerity before opening the door. Always shy, he was at a loss. At this time, the silent best man suddenly stood up and helped him out, knocking at the door and singing: You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door, don't hide in it without making a sound, I know you are at home.

Twenty-nine, see you in a happy paradise, full of shining stars, I just want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding, love each other and be happy forever!

Thirty, if love can be illusory and platonic, then marriage is reality; In the world of marriage, there is a little less emotional appeal and a little more prosaic, and once fantasies will be slowly forgotten and forgotten. . .

3 1. Before a man and a woman get married, they are like a bag of white flour and a bag of black flour, each with its own label. After marriage, both white flour and black flour are poured into a basin. It's hard to be apart. After having a child, it's like putting a ladle of water into a basin, so we are together, just you and me, and I have you. -"family"

32. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers.

I wish there was someone who fell in love at the age of 24, got married at the age of 26 and was born at the age of 28. Seven years itch, 40 years old passion faded, we still love each other. 50-year-old children have their own love. 60 years old, we can still travel together. At the age of 70, our children and grandchildren are around their knees, and at the age of 76, we celebrate the golden wedding. At the age of 80, I am no longer afraid of death, because we are interdependent! When I am 90 years old, I hope TA will leave before me, because I don't want TA to be alone.

Thirty-four, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

I want to hold your hand and get married in our favorite city.

Talk about getting married. 1. These two lovely things. Seeing it makes people want to get married and have children. But think about it, my inheritance won't have babies with such big eyes. I'd better cut my hair.

Second, my friends and I are generally unmarried and have no boyfriends. My father asked me why I didn't find them. Relatives said, look, how good it is to have children? Friends disagree, but because the elders can't refute it, life doesn't have to be married and have children to be happy. As long as everything you want can be realized and you are around, you have no regrets.

Third, I used to like children very much. I want to get married and have children. I want to have a job at my disposal. I want to teach my husband and children and travel around the world. I still like children very much, but I don't have much thoughts, impulses and passions about getting married. Some of them are really full of work! Why is this happening?

Fourth, the world-weariness is serious, and there are too many things that are world-weary. I don't want to get married and have children, nor do I want to be a burden. Living for responsibility is really tiring. I really want to commit suicide. There is no life full of fun and troubles.

5. Which is more unrealistic, a single person who wants to get married and have children vs a poor person who wants to become a millionaire?

6. I never thought so much about getting married and having children. Not old, not all my close friends are married.

Seven, once the boy who wanted to hold your hand was getting married, and time passed unconsciously. Is the path I choose a blessing or a curse? Will this life be meaningful? Graduation ~ work ~ marriage ~ having children ~ coming with the wind, never experiencing setbacks, do you want to get it back on this day? What should I do? How should I choose?

Want to fall in love, get married and have children?

I was told that you will meet true love, get married and have children. But I just want to die alone. I don't want to get married. I don't want a man, so I won't have children. Since God won't give me children, I won't. This may be my punishment!

Nine, I have been avoiding this question, getting married and having children. The reason is that people who are half-toned will always lose half a chain at a critical time. Therefore, I have no impulse to get married. Question: Is this person suitable?

10. I have been thinking about it repeatedly recently. I have a good life alone. I must eat, drink and be merry. I don't have to think about shopping for long. Don't worry too much about going out to play. Even if I am too lazy to play dead in bed, no one will say anything about me except my parents. So, why should I get married and have children? If I love someone very much, it may be an inevitable process. However, not everyone is lucky enough to meet their own Prince Charming.

Eleven, just like I thought! Support! There is no age for marriage, only love for marriage. Whether you want to get married or have children is your own business, and it is also your own life. Getting married and having children is not a necessity in life, and it depends entirely on personal choice.

Twelve, want poetry and distance, but also want to get married and have children!

Thirteen, I have never been in love, but I want to get married and have children.

14. What is maturity? Some people become mature overnight, some people feel the pressure of getting married and having children, and it takes a long time to become mature, while some people are too familiar with maturity and have a wide definition to define it perfectly. Do you want to grow up?

If you want to fall in love, get married and have children, let me know.

Fifteen, because I don't know the truth, I don't know how to choose! At the age of 28, I want to get married and have children more and more strongly.

16. In fact, considering that people always get married and have children, there are not many singles days left. Cherish the days of being single and go out for a wave. But I still want a boyfriend in my heart, and I accidentally said it.

Seventeen, the final result of love between men and women is basically getting married and having children. So it can be said that love is produced for the process of marriage.

Eighteen years old, I want poetry and distance, and I want to get married and have children. If you want to get rid of this word, you must make yourself economically independent and do whatever you want. People's travel is to see mountains and rivers and turn over a new leaf, so I am simpler. I will wait until I am full in a strange place. I am not keen on scenic spots, but I am keen on visiting the streets of strange cities in the early hours of the morning. This beautiful hobby is also the real reason why I travel alone.

Nineteen, I suddenly want to have my own independent home. When two people have company, I can complain about the troubles at work. We can have fun together, sit on the sofa and watch movies when we are free, go home to spend the weekend with the elderly, play mahjong with friends, want to get married and have children, and live a stable and practical life step by step.

Twenty, that's not about falling in love again, brother. I never stopped liking you, but now, I am really tired. I want to be alone. Can you leave me alone? What can we get together now? When you find that your so-called love for me is only a moment of regret and guilt, when you fall in love with someone else and want to get married and have children, let me let you go again and bless you with a smile? I can't do it. I can't do it, man.

Twenty-one, I heard that junior high school students are getting married, and suddenly I feel that time passes too fast. I haven't realized it myself, but I still remember a young face in a school uniform. As you said, "normal people want to get married and have children, only we are farther than ghosts, and we are all freaks." We can only say blessing.

The above is what I have compiled about love, marriage and children. Take a notebook and write it down quickly! More love skills, so stay tuned!