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Talk about people who eat shit and shit.
People who submit to humiliation are not stupid, but cruel to themselves.
Please don't look back when you leave, and don't look for me when you are alive.
4. When you left, I said I would bless you forever; But I will curse you to the end.
5, happiness, just want happiness to have a reason to exist.
I didn't hug you, and you didn't stop when I passed by.
7. My heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing. ..
8. The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, Early, you are sick, get up so early ~
9. Who will give me calm love and accompany me to see the fleeting scenery *
10, the joke is over, remember not to forget your peace of mind.
1 1, whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because the fate of eating shit and the friendship of shitting are unified.
12, the wolf will never leave Kotaro, because he will definitely come back.
13, people who don't know me had better talk to me about topics that don't have the same language, and then pretend to understand.
14, love you? You can never pass the shelf life in a bottle.
The hottest mood to talk about: it is better to say fuck gracefully than to swallow it.
1. Everyone who once loved deeply shuttled through life in memory and reality.
I want a lot of love, if not, I want a lot of money.
I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew my chewing gum any more.
4. Family is always disappointed, and there is no need for unnecessary care.
The math teacher came in and said that the PE teacher was ill, so this class was math. At this time, the PE teacher pushed the door in and saw the math teacher say, am I sick again?
6. Those who are called friends by my parents are my unique youth. 7. It's more elegant than irrelevant.
8. Only when you are not drunk can you understand that there is water flowing in the wine, and only when you can't sleep can you remember who lives in your heart.
9. You know, when you miss the past, people in the past have no time to wait for you.
10. Many people secretly criticize me and say that I am sleek and sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.
Wechat love story encyclopedia: I have walked through the most boundless sea of people, and meeting you is not just an accident.
1. Whenever I secretly look at you, I collide with your eyes, just like the thief who was caught was rewarded.
2. Accompany you to boil your thoughts into hugs, love into deep love, and youth into a lifetime.
You are a rain in my dry years. You came in good faith. I can't afford to get sick.
There are more than 6 billion people in this world, but at a certain moment, only this one person can defeat thousands of troops.
Say hello when I meet you, and then run home and dance for half an hour.
6. I am so vain. I hope you are good to me, only to me, and let everyone know that you are good to me.
7. I walked through the most boundless sea of people, and it was not just an accident that I met you.
8. The mobile phone vibrates, and there is a message that I have decided to confess! . He and she have always been good friends, but she has always loved him. Oh, come on. I waited outside her house for a long time, afraid to knock. Dare to knock! I support you! Do you think she will say yes? I don't know. She put down her mobile phone and shed tears reluctantly. The mobile phone shook again, but it was a phone call. She answered the phone. Please open the door, but I still dare not knock.
9. What if there are too many thorns? There's no harm in being alone. Because of you, I can ride the wind and waves.
10. I also traveled all over the campus to see you.
1 1. You are my southeast and northwest, more than all mountains and rivers. If I look at you again, I'll run away.
12. I like someone in my life, and when I'm not around, I'll use all my amorous feelings to make him restless.
13. Actually, my smile is very low. The lowest level is to smile when I see you.
14. You can talk and laugh with many people, but I can't. I just miss you.
15. Just looking up at the sky with you, the common scenery on weekdays will become different.
16. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.
I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.
1. Every time I have a math class, I just look at the teacher silently. I don't understand anyway. Just be happy.
Don't lose the girl who loves you the most, and don't wait until the waves are enough to know that your home is gone.
Don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone.
Everything is hidden in my heart but not in my heart, which is what time taught me.
Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.
6. Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, and tell the truth is that I miss you.
7. I laughed so hard that I didn't know if I was really happy or fake.
8. Old friends don't know your new situation, and new friends don't know your old temper.
9. After the storm, I turned my head and smiled sadly.
10. I never thought I would love you so much, so I let myself love you. This love means that I have no reason to love, regardless of dignity, be dead set. I have no choice but to forget that I have no future with you and come to a dead end, but I don't blame anyone for tasting the bitter fruit I planted, but from now on, I will never love others as much as I love you.
1 1. Actually, I am not kind. I don't mind wishing you a hundred years of loneliness, come to a bad end.
12. I don't want to be too mature or too sensible. I just want to be a naive ghost by your side, and I can accompany you through the difficulties and be protected by you.
13. Praising your beauty means liking you? Adding your friends means liking you? Judging your status means liking you? Turn your blog into liking you? Does your QQ contact information look like you? Going to play together just likes you? Talk to you like you? Staring at you like you? Do I like you when I invite you to dinner? Giving you a gift is like you? You take yourself too seriously.
14. Later, I liked excitement but was not afraid of loneliness. I like company, but I'm not afraid to walk alone. I finally have a face that no one is familiar with.
15. I am not beautiful but clean. Although I love to laugh, I am not happy.
16. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.
17. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.
18. She asked her husband, if I betray you one day, will you blame me? She just asked, but she didn't expect him to sayno. Her heart ached. She thought, don't blame is don't care, she didn't want to ask why, but still asked. His answer shocked her. He said that I have no right to blame you, and you will betray me. I'm pretty sure I don't deserve you. How can I blame you? I only blame myself.
19. Get used to anyone's hot and cold, and get used to anyone's drifting away.
20. Handsome people have already started to prepare Christmas presents for me.
2 1. You blame me for being too strict, but I didn't expect it was because I loved it too much.
22. We used to quarrel a lot, but now we meet in a hurry and smile politely.
23. In the future, I will never give my enthusiasm to others casually, but also keep my cheerful smile in my heart.
24. Laughter is fake, crying is real, and I have never loved or been loved.
25. At this age, no one really wants to please anyone. I will stay with anyone who is comfortable, including my friends. When I am tired, I will stay away. If you like me and I like you, then we are together. If neither of us likes it, don't force it. It's past the age when you don't like me and I have to like you. More importantly, if you like me, I will try to like you.
26. I have learned not to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am being trampled upon!
27. I'm not garbage. I am either useful to you or I can recycle it. If I'm useless, I'll throw it away and turn it into unrecoverable garbage.
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