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Excerpts from the wonderful paragraphs of Water Margin, 30 paragraphs, each of which is about 25 words, plus the source.

Excerpts from my favorite highlights and my simple thoughts after reading them:

(A) "Lin uses sticks to flood"

Hong Xian took off his clothes, pulled up his skirt, pulled a stick as a flag drum and shouted, "Come, come, come!" " Chai Jin said, "Master Lin, please fight." Lin Chong said, "Don't joke, big officer." He also picked up a stick on the spot and said, "Master, you ask." When Hong saw it, he wanted to swallow him a mouthful of water. Lin Chong killed the generals in Shandong with a stick. Hong Kun grabbed Lin Chong underground with a stick. It's so beautiful that the two coaches are fighting with each other under the bright moon. I didn't know it was Shandong radar, but I saw it: Shandong radar, Hebei and guns. The big roll stick is? Spray out of the hole, and the gun stick comes out of the python's nest. The big roll stick seems to uproot the strange tree, and the gun stick is like a withered vine everywhere. There are two pearl dragons in the sea and a pair of tigers in front of the rock. ……

After reading:

Hong had a high opinion of himself, and he made Chai Jin unhappy. Chai Jin wanted to see their skill, so he arranged a tournament. Lin Chong had to compete with Hong, and he beat him easily. That's bring disgrace to oneself. Needless to say, the countless scenes of this fight are absolutely wonderful. However, what is even more impressive is that Lin Chong's "martial arts" in it are really comity, humility and courtesy, which is in sharp contrast with Hong's arrogance and arrogance. It really makes readers unhappy. I hope coach Lin will teach you a good lesson. Finally, he is no match for Lin Chong. He was easily defeated and made a fool of himself. That's really a disgrace to yourself. Therefore, arrogant people don't know that the sky is vast and there are people outside the world. At the same time, I also cheered for Lin Chong. That's awesome! I like Lin Chong very much. Of course, if this character is more enterprising, less unbearable and almost timid, I will like it better! In a word, cool, the Lins stick method makes cool! )

(2) The Drunk Jiang Menshen

Song Wu drank the Happy Forest all the way, but when he had only five cents, he pretended to be very drunk. Jiang Menshen was taken aback and strode past. Song Wuying up, raised two fists in front of Jiang Menshen waved the, suddenly turn round and then walk. Jiang Menshen was furious and was about to catch up. He didn't watch out for Song Wu turning and kicking Jiang Menshen in the stomach with his left foot. Jiang Menshen squatted down painfully, followed by Song Wu's right foot, which kicked on the other side's forehead, and Jiang Menshen fell backwards. This move is exquisite and unsurpassed, and it is called "one step in Yuhuan, one foot in Yuanyang". Song Wu stepped on Jiang Menshen and Jiang Menshen recited for mercy. Song Wu taught him a lesson. "You return the stolen inn to others, leave Happy Forest today and don't come back! Happy Lin Hotel has returned to the Imperial City. ……

After reading:

Drunk Jiang Menshen this paragraph, at least feel is the most wonderful in the water margin, my favorite fight, it is absolutely cow force, regardless of Song Wu's wit and intelligence, his gentle sense of justice alone, not only makes people admire, but also really deserves to be "roar when you see rough roads, when can you make moves". His strong hatred of evil is fully demonstrated in this section. Let's talk about the process of fighting, which is even more exciting. The scene of drunken fist fighting simply fascinates readers. I like Lin Wusong, so handsome! !

(3) Blood Splash in Yuanyang Building

Monkey cried with strange eyes, "Let's sacrifice the bird and the child first!" Before he could speak, his hand began to crack, and the Taoist boy's head tilted to one side and fell to the ground. I saw the gentleman in buddhist nun shouting, "Who dares to kill my Taoist boy!" Tiptoe jump will come out. The gentleman waved his two swords and ran to the martial artist. Song Wuxiao said, "Don't take my skills from the box. It's tickling me. " He went to the scabbard, pulled out the Buddhist monk's knife, and waved a Buddhist monk's knife to meet the gentleman. Two in the moonlight, one to one, one to one, two swords glistened in cold light, and the double Buddhist monk's knife was cold and dense. Fighting for a long time, muddy as a flying phoenix meets a phoenix; A short battle is like an eagle catching a rabbit. After a dozen fights, the two heard a loud noise on the hillside, and one of them fell. But see: in the cold light and shadow, people's heads fall to the ground, and blood and rain spray in the murderous bushes. ……

After reading:

Song Wushi broke the conspiracy of Jiang Menshen and others, and his blood spilled on the Yuanyang building, showing his courage, sense of justice and rebellious spirit. Needless to say, most of this passage is wonderful. There are too many wonderful fighting scenes in Water Margin. What impressed me most in this passage was the tragic scene, which was simply a massacre. Perhaps this is the most incisive scene of Song Wu's hatred. Although the scene is tragic, I still have to admire Song Wu's courage. Even if he is exhausted, he will never leave a villain behind. Come on!

(4) "Make a scene in the wild pig forest"

Xue Ba raised his fire stick and looked at Lin Chong's head and split the future. Just then, Xue Ba's stick was just raised, and there was thunder behind the pine tree. The iron mord flew in the future, threw the fire and water stick away, and a fat monk jumped out and shouted, "My family has been listening to you for a long time in the Woods!" " The two men looked at the monk, wearing soap cloth, astride a Buddhist monk's knife, raised their mord and swung it to hit the two men. Lin chong turned away and recognized it. Lin Chong quickly shouted, "Brother, don't do this. I have something to say. " Shen Zhi heard this, so he stopped his mord. The two workers stayed for a long time, unable to move.

After reading:

Make a scene in the wild pig forest, which is also a long-awaited lesson for readers. What I hate is that Dong Chao and Xueba are really "dirty" and torment Lin Chong. It's really bad. They tried their best to make things difficult, and finally they were going to show their murderous faces. Just then, Lu appeared, which was a relief to the readers. Lou, really, man! Not to mention Lu's martial arts, it is even more important to deal with those two small gongs. The focus of this passage is not fighting, but fully shows Lu's loyalty, his heroic spirit of drawing a sword to help each other, and his brotherhood to Lin Chong. Really touching! Lou, good job! !