Funny before going to bed and talk about mood phrases.

1, I always have insomnia recently, and I wake up every twelve hours. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

3, chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

4, insomnia for so long, others think it is hard, the result is too much tea.

The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.

6. Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible.

7. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

8. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in March in winter.

9. Laozi said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.

10, sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

1 1, want to sleep, want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, shout ~ sleep.

12, when I was in a bad mood, I called people in the middle of the night to wake them up, and I went to bed.

13, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.

14, I couldn't sleep long in the morning and died at night.

15, I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.

16. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art.

17, I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

18, now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I went to bed.

19, I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps soundly.

20. The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

2 1, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and fell asleep after laughing.

22, why sleep for a long time before death, will sleep after death.

23, insomnia is not terrible, the terrible thing is that I am lovelorn.

24. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

25. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.

26. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

27. Sleeping every day is really tiring.

28. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff, so I will wake up with convulsions.

29. Count your money until you get cramps and sleep until you wake up naturally.

30. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

3 1, the final exam papers are all multiple-choice questions. 1 Save time. 2 You can spend more time sleeping.

32. Time is limited and sleep is infinite.

33. Now I can't sleep. You know that feeling. I know you want to.

Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

35. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

36. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

37. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

38. Happy days: Go to bed when you are full.

39. Woke up in the middle of the night, struggling to drink water or go to the toilet first. Woke up during the day, struggling to go out or go back to sleep.

40. Insomnia, I picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

4 1, rainy weather is most suitable for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

42. I really miss you; Do you know? Eat and miss you; Sleep thinking of you; I miss you when I go to the toilet; Not moved?

43. I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a small rope in my right hand.

44. I cook and I sweep the floor. I want to be your father. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.

45. Teacher: The students who listen to the song in front should let the students who talk in the middle not affect the students who sleep behind.

46. Every time I talk to you late on my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.

47. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

48. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up in the morning.

49. When I was a child, I turned off the lights before going to bed, thinking about children's shoes.

50, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

5 1. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

52. Sleeping death squads eat depth charges.

Don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

54. Eat more snacks and sleep less. You can't run away if you become a totoro.

55. The death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training to death.

56. Sleeping is an art. Don't stop me from pursuing it.

I can't sleep every night. If you fall asleep one night, you will definitely be abnormal or die.

58. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

6 1, struggling with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.

62. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

64. The land of feng shui is not filled with mountains and water, but buried with you.

65. Sleeping is like an emotional matter, whether to come or not.

Funny before going to bed, good night, humor and mood phrases

1, lying in bed every night, if you don't make up a story, set a good role, close your eyes and start acting in your head, you will definitely lose sleep.

Sleeping is an art, don't stop me from pursuing it.

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

5, you are sleeping, laugh when you think about it!

6.- Ali, I'm used to staying up late just to hear you say good night, baby. -Peach, I'm used to staying up late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you.

7. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

8. I am exhausted, exhausted, and tired of pain. I, I, I took a nap.

9. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

10, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is high. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

1 1, no sentimental vows, no sweet words, only good night as promised.

12, children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!

13, I was very tired when I got home today. Sleepy-eyed, I went to the bed and lay on it, and fell asleep slowly.

14, insomnia is not terrible, what is terrible is that I am lovelorn.

15, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

16, thank you for giving me good night every night. You make me feel that I am not abandoned by the world.

17, the teacher has a class above, and I sleep below, so I can sleep soundly.

18, at school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

19, I hope I can get smarter by sleeping. . .

20. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

2 1, "DM: When I was sleeping, I suddenly felt like I fell off a cliff, so I twitched and woke up."

22. Every time I talk to you late on my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.

Llh: If someone chased me for three years and said good night to me on this day, would I marry him?

I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

25. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.

26. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

27. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

28. I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a small rope in my right hand.

29, opposite the junior girl dormitory. Looking at the opposite side at night, all the students with bare chests are wearing shorts to move in the dormitory, which is indecent! Shameless! Holding my roommate's telescope and gnashing my teeth all night, I couldn't calm down for a long time.

30. Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

3 1. I want to have a good rest during the day, because I want to sleep at night.

32, * A beautiful night touched my heart, if only it had been like this, because my own thoughts would not appear.

Every holiday is "Don't get up in the morning", "Get up and surf the Internet", "Don't eat loudly" and "Don't sleep at night"

34. Those who didn't say good night can pack up and leave. You don't need to go out!

35. Sleeping every day is really tiring.

36. A sister asked me what SM means. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature.

37. I need someone to hum me to sleep at night.

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening. In other words, you are so annoying.

39, black and black, you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

40. "I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers. "

4 1, I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know, but I enjoy the darkness with my eyes closed. ......

42. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, and stand up and do your homework.

43, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

44. Have a good sleep and eat well.

45. Go to bed at noon and set the QQ automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

46. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

49. good morning Good morning is reassuring. Good night Good night, An Ru. My heart.

50. I like people who hear me say good night. good night

5 1. I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

Although I want to say good night to you, you won't let me say it, because it means loving you, not to mention that I haven't loved you yet.

53. Taking classes can cure students of insomnia.

54. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

55. Flip a coin, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

56. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

57. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's fine without it.

58. Sleeping too long in the morning can't afford to die at night.

59. A sister asked me what SM means. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to "SM recently."

60. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and fell asleep after laughing.

6 1, the person who says good night to the whole world must be full of people you love deeply, but you dare not write.

62. No matter what happens, you must sleep forever.

I don't allow the person I love to think of others instead of me before going to bed every night!

64. "When I was sleeping, I suddenly felt like I was going to fall off a cliff, so I would twitch and wake up."

65. The slogan reads: The school is my home and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

66. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

67. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then it's none of your business if I sleep! ! !

69. What is sleep? Don't wake up if you can!

70. I went to school all day today and felt dizzy. I feel sleepy when I do my homework. I went back to my room and fell asleep as soon as I lay down.

7 1, I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day, but you just say oh.

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

73. Your Theo in Mahler Gobi suffers from insomnia every day.

74, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

76. I cook and I sweep the floor. I want to be your father. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.

77. Teacher: Students who listen to the song in front, let the students who speak in the middle, don't affect the students who sleep behind.

78. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night. Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

79. No one urged me to sleep and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

80, to deal with fatigue: sleep. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

8 1, take off your mask and go to bed. You are shameless in your dreams.

82. Sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

83. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in March in winter.

84. [I suddenly feel that I am going to fall off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch *]

85. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman beats little monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ this is happiness.

86. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.

Zgg: Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

Don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

89, sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!

90. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

9 1, no one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me. What about you?

92, the upper eyelid is heavily placed on the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to support it with a bamboo pole.

93. "Do you like to hug the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's papers. "

94. Sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

95. Just after going to bed, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow

96. I will mark all the good places I mentioned on the map, waiting for one day I will take me wandering-,-good night.

97. I don't always want to sleep until you allow me to say good night.

98. Baby, don't wait. Go to sleep. It's not worth exhausting yourself for a good night.

99. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

100, if you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

Tell me something funny before going to bed.

1, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

My life goal is to haunt you, haunt you, haunt you.

4. How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?

When summer comes, I know that "staying in a cool place" is really not a swear word.

6. Why doesn't the country take your face to study imitation bulletproof vests?

7, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

9. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

10, behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

1 1, mirror mirror tell me, what do men want?

12, Want Want breaks the ice, you are half and I am half, and you are my other half.

13, Russia planted a man in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

14, not all milk is called Telunsu, not everyone I call him a pig.

15, I can resist anything but temptation.

16, white-collar workers are nothing, and raising pigs is foreign.

17, if I am a thing, then you are not a thing.

18. Seeing a couple around me getting married, I really doubt if my husband was abandoned decades ago.

19, homework plus homework, how much homework, waiting for homework, everything is wasted.

20. It is not terrible to get it, but it is a joke to keep it.

2 1, since my parents added my button, my signature is no longer sad.

22. Teacher, I will swallow your punishment with a smile. And you, however, want to punish me with a murderous look on your face.

23. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us couples' clothes?

24 and 2B are used to describe you, and people don't like pencils.

25. Draw a circle and curse you. Don't leave me in this life.

26. I tell you as a mistress that I don't love you anymore.

27. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Imagine another bottle ~ oh, yes.

28. The meeting between men and women may erase love, and the meeting of trains will definitely kill people!

29, stop screaming, no one cares about you anymore, you are just a pig!

30. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

3 1, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

32. Some people are like underwear. They can do nothing but pretend to be B and Dick.

It is sugar that tempts me, not that I want to eat him.

Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows also need sex.

35, twinkling stars, foxes all over the sky.

36. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

37. Sometimes, it is better to worry less than to worry too much.

38. I am a leaf, and you are rice, wrapped around you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

39. My greatest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my greatest disadvantage is that I spend it too quickly.

40. Go your own way and let the scum say it!

4 1, since you say I am a curse, it will be a curse for thousands of years!

42, not a white horse, not a dark horse, so it became a zebra.

43. The middle finger is one of the indispensable sign languages in modern society.

44. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

45, your outstanding, cross-description: the five senses are very delicate and the combination is very vague.

46. Crossing a boat for a hundred years and repairing bunk beds for a thousand years ...

47. What are you hiding from? You think you are Tao Yuanming!

48. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

49, the three laws of the workplace: either endure! Either hard! Or get out!

50. I'm not your dish, but you are my meal. I won't eat rice from now on.

Interesting, talking about mood phrases

1, in fact, confession is not good, because it looks black. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

3. Earned 200 million, lost memory once, and remembered once.

4, born villain, narrow forehead, long tongue.

5, eat more celery, don't ask, lower blood pressure and shout.

6. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

7. Brother, I'll throw a brick first. Throw the jade if you have it.

8. It seems difficult to keep things you like, such as money.

9. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

10, others wear shorts to show their legs, and I wear shorts to show my weight.

1 1, born without fear of death, dead without life.

12, it's strange that I am so lazy and still miss you very diligently.

13, thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

14, provoke me to try. I taught your teeth to walk on the ground.

15, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong owner!

16, I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day, romantic.

17, the most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

18, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

19, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

20. How did the pig die? How do I know you're not dead?

2 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

22. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later.

23. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

24. Don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little power, but show off in front of people with great power.

25. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? Must be human.

26. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

27. I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?

28. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

29. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.

3 1, I want to be an elegant lady, too, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

33. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.

34. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

I want to hold an umbrella with you. I have experienced every hot summer and rainy day!

37, I love you three words is ecstasy, how many people were taken away by it, leaving only the body.

38. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

39. It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and so short-sighted?

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4 1, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

43. Apart from the cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

44. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

46. By men, men can run. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

47. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

48. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

49. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

50. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

5 1, whether it is mixed or not is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

52. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

53. Before there was no iphone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

55. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

56. When I want to shake hands with the person I like, I can probably only say: arm-wrestling.

57. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

58, don't be proud, only young people know to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

60. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

6 1, my girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence you said was so coquettish.

62. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't seen my real person. It's ugly!

63. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers. .

64. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

65. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

66. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? It means that if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw it to death with a bucket of water.

When I loved you, I didn't regret it. Although I have been deeply hurt, I think of your gentleness. On snowy days, I will also see spring and miss you.

68. In high school, I spent enough money, but I didn't feel enough sleep. In college, I felt I had enough sleep, but I didn't spend enough money. I don't feel enough sleep and spend enough money after work.

69. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

70. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

7 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

72. At the beginning, Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

73, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.

74. It is not the screen but the heart that Samsung fell to the ground; It was not the screen but the kidney that dropped the apple on the ground. Nokia fell to the ground, breaking not the screen, but the floor tiles.

75. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

76. You know, you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

77. How big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

78. The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

79. The courier called me early in the morning. As soon as you get through, say: hello, I am at this time. He booked it for a few seconds, then said, wait a minute, let me see what I am!

80. A friend of mine has been doing WeChat business for more than a month, but later he quit, earning 380,000 yuan, and now he works from home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said that he was selling fakes, and his leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it.

8 1, there is a girl gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, Hello, Mom! He said, hello, son. The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.

82. In biology class, the teacher said: Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment, once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? The classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?

83. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!