Interesting talk on mother's day

It's funny about Mother's Day. It's good to give my mother a gift every year. In fact, more mothers want to be with their children on Mother's Day. Mothers in the world love us the most, so we should all thank the mothers who raised us. Now share a funny story about Mother's Day.

Funny talk about Mother's Day 1 1, urgent need: We need a daughter-in-law as a gift for Mother's Day tomorrow! Preferential treatment, want as soon as possible!

Call my mother to wish her a happy Mother's Day. My mother said, when can you have a son for his mother's day?

God, what about the holiday? Can you not mention this unhappy thing!

I bought a watch for my mother on Mother's Day, but I was afraid to tell her on 3 100, saying that I bought it on 3 100.

On the second day of Mother's Day, today is my girlfriend's birthday, and there is not much money left. I bought a 50-yuan music box online, but I dare not tell her that it is a 500-yuan crystal.

Being a man is really tiring.

4. Son: "Mom, it's Mother's Day. What gift do you want? "

Mom: "Mom wants nothing but an obedient child!" " "

Son: "Oh, mom, am I going to have a little brother!" " "

5. Why is it so difficult for a man to be caught between his mother and his daughter-in-law? Physically, it's because men are always in the bodies of these two women. What is in the mother's body is a man's life, and what is in the daughter-in-law's body is a man's penis. People can't live without life, and they can't live without life, so it's very difficult!

6. Before the child was born, God said goodbye to the leaving child. The child has been crying: "I am afraid that I will become so small and helpless."

God comforted him: "Don't worry, son, I have arranged an angel on earth, just to protect you, take care of you and love you."

The child stopped crying. "What's the name of the angel?"

God smiled and said, "The name doesn't matter. You can simply call her "mom".

7. It is not easy to be a mother these days!

Mom gives birth, mom raises, and dad goes online when he gets home.

The father of the child is as handsome as a bachelor,

The mother's hair is messy like a war every day.

When I go to the toilet, my ears stand up like radar.

Buying things for the baby is like asking for free.

Taking the kids out is like moving,

My hair fell like a crime scene,

Sleeping late is like Chinese New Year.

I am as low as a duck's egg,

High heels are purely decorative,

If there is anything wrong with the child, he is like a criminal. . . Speak from the heart!

Mother's Day is here, dedicated to mothers who are working hard to take care of their babies! !

8. I wish you all a happy holiday. Although you may not be a mother, you must be a failure. There is nothing to be embarrassed about, because we all know that failure is the mother of success.

9. I sincerely hope that my ex-girlfriend will receive Mother's Day blessings from all directions on Mother's Day! ! !

10, I have been wandering alone for many years. When I thought of my mother at home this holiday, my tears suddenly fell down: If she hadn't driven me out of the house, I wouldn't be so miserable!

1 1. I sang a song "Only a mother is good in the world" to my mother. My mother heard tears in her eyes. I asked her if she was moved by me. She said that she thought of her dead grandmother.

12, my sister sent "Happy Mother's Day" in a circle of friends, accompanied by a selfie. As a result, people mistakenly thought that I was implying that I was pregnant. . .

13. When mom came home, she saw Xiaoming constantly putting vegetables and spices into the fish tank. . .

Just about to scold Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming shouted happily, "Happy Mother's Day, Mom, this is boiled fish I cooked myself."

Mom is in distress situation. . .

14, "Today's Mother's Day, I helped my mother do a lot of housework, and my mother was very happy."

"My mother is also quite satisfied today."

"What did you do?"

"I didn't do anything, but the teacher told my mother that I got zero in math."

"…………"

"I didn't run when my mother hit me today."

Funny talk about Mother's Day 2 1. Mother gave us life, warmth, courage, strength and a beautiful and clever mind. Let's keep all this in mind and wish my dear mother a happy Mother's Day!

2. Mother's Day is coming. In this special festival, I bought you a happy shirt, a pair of healthy pants, a happy hat and a pair of energetic shoes. Put them on. I wish you good health, happiness and full bloom all the year round. The younger you live, the younger you are!

3. Mother teaches and goes deep into the heart; Mother speaks well and listens; Mother's thread, engraved in the eyes; A mother's words are useful all her life. Mother's day is coming; Best wishes, really. Bless the mother of the world: health and longevity!

4, Mother's Day, three things to go home: help my mother cook; Talk to your mother; Say "I love you" to mom. If mom isn't around, tell her by SMS that she will do three things instead of her daughter-in-law.

5. Mother's Day: Dear mother, dear mother, carnations express love and gratitude! Mother's Day: Dear mother, dear mother, my daughter will always love you! Peace and Happy Mother's Day!

6, busy or idle, there is a kind of tangled heart; Near or far, there is a concern for the soul around the dream; No matter rich or poor, there is a filial piety that doesn't care about money. On mother's day, make a phone call to report peace; It's the best gift for mom!

7, don't meet often, just report peace; Don't need expensive gifts, just go home; I don't care what the reward is, as long as I am happy. This is maternal love. Mother's Day is coming, don't forget to say hello to our mother!

8. Greeting cards can't represent my filial piety, flowers can't represent my concern, and short messages can't represent my thoughts about you. But in spite of this, I still want to sincerely wish you a happy holiday and a long life on Mother's Day.

9. The wind carries my thoughts, the clouds convey my advice, the sunshine focuses on my concerns, and the rain strings my blessings. The weather is changeable and the temperature fluctuates. On Mother's Day, I wish my mother a good mood every day!

10, in this world, no one loves me more than you, and in this world, no one can take your place in my heart. Mom, no matter where you are, I will always love you.

1 1, "starry sky" is my mother's smiling face, "waves of the sea" is my mother's grief, "flowers in full bloom" is my mother's expectation, and "sunshine is warm" is my mother's friendliness. Mother's Day, sincere wishes to my mother. May everything be as you wish, and always smile!

12, the sky is vast, not as broad as maternal love; Sunshine is warm, without the warmth of mother's true feelings; Flowers are bright, not as bright as mom's smile; Rainbow is bright, not as bright as mother's happiness; Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

13, it's you. Pregnancy in October gave me life. You raised me for many years. It was you who gave me a warm hug when I was in trouble; It is you who share my joy with me when I succeed. Mom, I love you. Mother's Day is here, I wish you happiness and health!

14, it is mother who propped up the sunny sky for us; It is the truth that mothers teach us to be human; It was mother who wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes for us. Without mother, we would have nothing. I wish all mothers in the world health and safety!

15, on the road of growth, you paved the cornerstone of care; In the confused life, you light up the indicator light of care; In my confused heart, I have devoted my gentle and considerate care to you. You have worked hard on Mother's Day!

16, there is only one good mother in the world. If there is no sky, there is no land. Without you, there would be no me. Thank you for everything. I love your mother.

17. Looking at my mother's white hair and wrinkles getting deeper and deeper every day, I wish you a happy Mother's Day in this festival that belongs to you.

18, travel all over the world, where you are is your forever home; After listening to a thousand words, they all said good things; Eat in all directions, and the dishes made are the most fragrant; Looking at human feelings, your concern is the most sincere love. I wish you a healthy and happy Mother's Day and always smile!

19, she, from small to large, you, from small to large, she is our past and our future. Happy Mother's Day!

Although you have worked hard all your life, you are still so young and beautiful in my mind! Mom, I wish you always young, healthy and happy! ! !

2 1, Mother's Day, my blessing to my mother: I wish you a safe life, a happy life, a happy life, and I will love you all my life! Happy holidays to mom!

22. The autumn of your life is the color of maple leaves. It's not that spring is better than spring, but the season in first frost is particularly radiant.

23. All my thoughts are mixed with endless gratitude and admiration. May your festival be full of light and peace.

24. Without you, there would be no me, no sorrow for decades, no laughter for spring, summer, autumn and winter. Thank you for giving me all the good things and growth in my life. Happy Mother's Day!

25, add more care, add more happiness, life is sweet, more secure; Add a little filial piety, a little heart, and live a happy life. Add more love, care and live a happy and comfortable life; Good luck on Mother's Day!

26, don't say that carnations are too expensive, and maternal love is precious; Don't say that work is too busy, my mother has been worried about us all her life; Children want to raise but not kiss, and filial piety should be grasped. On Mother's Day, bring your heart and sincerity, and don't forget to go home and have a look!

27. A phone call, no matter how far it is; A greeting, no matter how cold the weather is, is warm; A "thank you", no amount of fatigue is happy. Mother's day is coming, don't forget to say happy holidays to your mother!

28. On this special day of Mother's Day, no matter how far I wander, I can't stop thinking of you. No matter how busy I am at work, I can't stop blessing you! Mom, happy holidays!

29. Motherly love is a lifetime of laughter. Motherly love is a yearning for wandering around the world. Motherly love is the care and anxiety of children before their beds. Motherly love is an ardent expectation for children's growth. Mother's Day is coming. I wish my dear mother peace and happiness all her life.