Very cheap, very violent, heavy taste, very personal.

1. The world is too chaotic now. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

Give me a fulcrum and I will touch your heart.

You can never afford my feelings. Not cheap.

I'm not surprised. I am a limited edition.

Please make it clear that I am not unwanted, let alone you!

7. If I can shake hands with freedom tightly, I would rather lose everything.

8. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

9. A confident woman is not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.

10, people who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

1 1. Since we can't go back, let's not go back and edit our idol drama again.

12, if you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

13, even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

14, I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

15. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

Conquering you with tears will make me look down on myself.

17, I'd rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

18, you win, I will accompany you to the throne, you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.

19, whether it's a man or a dog, an enemy or a friend, you can see for yourself after a long time.

I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

2 1, my world, it's not your turn to tell me what to do.

22. If someone touches him, I will get even.

23. Whoever wants to compete with whom simply, I will kneel down directly if I am wrong.

I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.

25. Why do you want to prove something to an unworthy person? Life is better for yourself.

26. Please don't save love humbly!

27, submit to humiliation said it doesn't matter, it is better to say fucking absolute beauty.

28, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

As long as we have confidence, everything is a piece of cake.

I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you to the end.

3 1, women can still live a wonderful life without men.

Don't forget, only you can.

If he loves you, he does not need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

34, life is not satisfactory, live earth-shattering.

Seeing the pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's me looking for bricks.

36, nonsense life, tough nonsense

Don't use my sincerity as a bargaining chip.

38. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account when the years pass.

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

40. No one can take anything that belongs to me!

4 1, cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

42. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

43. Feelings are not natural disasters, but happiness is your own master.

44. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

45. I am neither a glass nor a crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

46. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

47. I am strong, nothing can destroy my inner peace!

48. Friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart!

49. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

50. In love, it is better to be proud and lonely than humble.

Very dirty, heavy taste, funny personality, tell me about it.

1, according to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

2, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

3. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

When I came to work this morning, I was still whispering that the leader was coming, and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is a friend of Nima's.

5. Local tyrants have another meaning, that is, the unconstrained terrapin.

If I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

7. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it will be gone.

For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky at 9.45, all I can see is white clouds.

10, there are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

1 1. I don't want to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

12, in this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold.

13, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

14, can't bear it, bear it again.

15, every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

16, it was unplugged before sex.

17, killed a wolf and spared a tiger. It used to be a 250.

18, if I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B.

19, the mouth is for you to talk, not for you to be a decoration. Don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need you to tell me what to do.

2 1, don't talk about feelings with my sister. I have no feelings. I just gave it to a scum the other day.

22. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.

23. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know that you have hurt them.

Now that I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

28, don't think that you are tall, my sister must respect you.

29. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.

3 1, breaking up is nothing, I can continue to love you.

32. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

33. Being the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can also feel my pain.

I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

37. It's better to laugh than to cry, or at least to be decent.

Thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning.

39. I don't need your comfort, because at that time, a weak person could listen.

40. Love can make you get the whole world, but hate can make you lose everything.

4 1. Face life with a cynical attitude.

42. The people who can really hurt you in this world are often the people you love the most.

43. I didn't participate in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future.

44. Maybe we don't need each other, but we are a little lonely in life.

45. Look up at your future, and you will always feel warm, because there will always be the sun on your head.

46. This is me. I don't care about other people's affairs, and I also cling to my own affairs.

47. Don't see through me, or you will lose me and the color you should have when you come back.

Life is long, and you are just the scenery I pass by.

49. You don't deserve other people's help, so if you accept it, you must return it.

50. You say you love me, and you have to act if you can. Don't just talk without practice.

Very cheap, very cheap.

Very cheap, very cheap.

First, the queen is unwell, her face is pale and her abdominal pain is unbearable. After the diagnosis, the doctor thinks that the queen is ectopic pregnancy and must be operated immediately! The emperor said: the queen accompanied Lian every day and never went out of the palace. How can it be an ectopic pregnancy? Somebody please. Pull this nonsense quack out and cut it!

Second, go shopping with my sister and her daughter, and the little guy is sitting in the shopping cart! While my sister was looking at the goods, I pushed the shopping cart away! Who expected this little guy to shout for help! Other people's eyes wronged me.

I went to daming temple to burn incense. When I make a wish, I silently think about my loved ones and ask the Bodhisattva to bless me. When I got home, I found that I forgot to ask the Bodhisattva to bless my wife. . . Later, I thought, my wife is so tenacious that she should not need the blessing of a bodhisattva. . . .

My wife used to be cruel to me, so I let her learn Sanda and judo. What about now? Much better now. Give me a bow before you hit me!

5. Go for a walk in the park with my friends. When I was turning the corner, a child ran out of the flower stand next to me, then hit him in the face with a water gun and ran away. Then the buddy chased him. I said, forget it, that boy doesn't understand, so why argue with him? No big deal. Who knows my buddy is even more excited and says to me: Shit! It's urine

6. When I saw a beautiful woman in the library, I went forward to strike up a conversation: Hello, classmate, introduce myself. I'm in the computer department, and you? She looked at me and smiled: I have nothing to do with you. Damn, what a witty sister.

7. My girlfriend's best friend is a real witch. She often asks me about my girlfriend's bed. When she's bored, say she's menstruating. This girl suddenly said that I would take you to my house to play and make sure you float downstairs! I just want to ask, can I go?

8. In the morning, the couple went to the street. Wife: Honey, the cold wind is howling. Where is the coldest place on your body? Husband: Face Wife: But why doesn't my face feel cold? Dave: Why don't you try it without makeup tomorrow morning?

9. Ms. Lin came to the electronics store and asked: The car has a car remote control, the mahjong has a mahjong remote control, and the fan has a fan remote control. Do you sell your husband's remote control? Shop assistant: The remote control is an accessory, not sold separately. It is equipped by the machine manufacturer. Ms. Lin: Then where can I buy it? Shop assistant: of course, go to your husband's factory and buy it at your mother-in-law's house!

10. Watching the Romance of the Three Kingdoms with my wife, I said smoothly: What do you think I can do in the Three Kingdoms? The wife said leisurely: Tie it to the grass boat and borrow an arrow! Me. . . .

In class, the absent-minded Luca was named by the teacher. The teacher said, Luca, why don't you answer? Is my question difficult? Luca said: Oh, no, I totally understand this question, but the answer is very difficult for me.

Twelve, today's children really can't teach. Today, I told my son: People only have one life, so we should cherish it. The son actually replied: Don't you know how to cherish it if you lose it?

Thirteen, roommate bask in the quilt, the static electricity on the quilt shocked him. I didn't expect the goods to say: Don't you dare to shock me, believe it or not, I'll sleep with you at night. .

14. Sister-in-law took her little niece who was obsessed with money to the clinic for an injection. The doctor prescribed three bottles of intravenous drip, and my niece began to play. After drinking two bottles, my niece began to make trouble and said nothing. Sister-in-law had a brainwave and said to her niece, I'll buy one of the two bottles. The niece bowed her head and thought for a moment and said, OK!

Fifteen, I asked a classmate who was a teacher: Everyone said that there was any love between teachers and students. Did I chase you? The teacher said: whether anyone pursues is a matter of level, and accepting or not is a matter of personality; To be a teacher, one should not be low in level or bad in character.

Sixteen, quarreling with my girlfriend, I said angrily: There are thousands of women in Qian Qian, and I have money to change every day! That stupid x actually said: men in the world are looking for it casually, and I still do it without money. I'll go. .

Just the other day, I chased a girl and bought her breakfast. I knew her dormitory number, so I sent it to the dormitory door. My sister just didn't come out to get it, so I left it outside her dormitory. After I left, she came out to get it and found it next to her dormitory. Did I put it in the wrong place?

When dating, the girl asked: What do you do? Me: I'm in charge of all the people who come in and out of the company. That girl hasn't contacted me since. Later, I heard that she thought I was a janitor, but I was actually HR.

Nineteen, go to dinner with friends and meet a great waiter. I ordered a stewed chicken with mushrooms. My friend asked: Are you serious about chicken? The waiter said: Chai Chicken is indeed Chai Chicken. I really don't know if it's serious.

Twenty, the company draws a lottery and draws a water margin card. Lao Wang shouted: I got the glory of Xiao Lihua! Manager: Send a pair of bows and arrows! Lao Li shouted: I drew Lu! Manager: Send a string of beads! I shouted: I have drawn Wu Dalang, manager, will you find me a beautiful wife? The manager said with a smile, send a cuckold!

Twenty-one, the front is dark bicycles and tricycles. The car finally found a tractor in the crowd. I quickly stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: Brother, I finally found someone to talk to. The tractor knocked off his hand and said, Come on! Who is your brother? I talked about it earlier. Look at you, you can only breathe with your ass!

Twenty-two, I think my mother is crazy. For physical reasons, my period is always unpunctual. When I have a boyfriend, my mother asks me to be late n times a day. Are you there? ! I have no boyfriend now. I am ten days late. I told my mother that I wanted to take some Chinese medicine to recuperate. My mom told me it was okay. No conditioning is needed, and sanitary napkins can be saved. Ten times a year is good.

Twenty-three, go to a unit for an interview and go to the personnel department. When my ex-girlfriend was sitting there, we looked at each other meaningfully and passed by the planning department. I went and my ex-girlfriend was there. Boss, you don't want to tell me directly Why are you doing this whole thing?

Twenty-four, I took a taxi two days ago and talked with the driver in the car. Speaking of losing my mobile phone, the driver said, from the end of the year to now, I have found seven mobile phones and returned them to others. that this is not the important question. The point is that I left my cell phone in his car when I got off the bus. Call my cell phone. He hung up the first time it rang. If I call again, I'll turn off my cell phone. I'm so tired!

25. A painter wanted to paint a portrait of Wukong. Wukong took off his clothes and stood in front of the painter. The painter looked at Wukong and said, You'd better put on your clothes and I'll draw for you! Wukong asked: Why? The painter said: You don't have to draw this kind of monkey hair when you put on your clothes, it will be faster!

Twenty-six, boss, the unpaid workers are here again. What a bother. If it weren't for today's New Year's Day, we wouldn't even be able to move the broom. I really want to sweep them all out at once. However, the broom has been taken away by the cleaner and compensated!

27. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

At twenty-eight, Xiao Ming came home from school and had guests at home. His mother introduced him: This is my cousin. Cousin. This is my cousin. Cousin, this is cousin. Why are they all ideograms? Dad, I was slapped by my mother. Xiaoming cried in grievance. Yes, Xiao Ming said while crying.

Twenty-nine, my son called his classmates' parents to take him to the haunted house. He also wanted to go. I said, no, you are too young to scare you. My son insisted on going to the haunted house on weekends. I thought the child would be scared, but I didn't expect to shout when I came out. I thought ghosts were terrible! Stop! Not as scary as when my mother is angry! ! !

Thirty, Xiong Haizi just went downstairs to school, very naughty. Grandparents told him to study hard, and he said, what should I do if I study hard and get admitted to Tsinghua? I heard that tuition is very valuable. Can we afford it? His grandfather said: study hard, if you can afford it, don't worry! Xiong Haizi: You are a liar. I asked you for a dollar this morning, and you said we had no money!

Thirty-one, a person interviews a college student. In fact, half of the boys said they had never seen av, and most of the girls also said they had never seen AV. They also said that although they haven't seen it, they know that all boys have seen it and all boys like it.

Wife: Honey, do you have joint contracture? Me: Why do you say that? Wife: Don't you think your arms are getting shorter and shorter? When we first got together, you could still hug my waist. Me. . .

Man: You are so beautiful that I don't know how to express my love for you. W: Use the money. Man: Our love is pure, how can it be related to money! W: Then use diamonds.

34. Dad, why don't you call me by my name and call me little thing every day? Why? Son, things just mean cute. Because you are young and lovely, I call you little thing. Oh, I think dad is cute, too. From now on, I'll call you old stuff. . .

Wife: Put it on! Husband: It's better not to wear it. Wife: It's safer to wear. Husband: Trust my skills. Wife: I won't let you go without it. Husband: You look like a man without it. Wife: Are you bored? Will riding a motorcycle and wearing a helmet kill you?

Thirty-six, the man went home on a business trip without telling his family. When he reached the door, he secretly put his ear to the door and eavesdropped on the conversation inside. The son said, mom, I miss dad so much! Mom: Come on, let's call dad! The man was moved to tears outside, so he took out his mobile phone and waited for half an hour, but the phone didn't come. . . But it's hot inside.

The difference between my husband and me is that he watches country love and I watch Korean dramas! The voice is louder than one. I want to wipe my tears with a paper towel when I watch it. He is laughing there! The contest between ice and fire!

A Guang bought a kitten and liked it very much. But the kitten is very naughty, so A Guang teaches it: all lambs know that they are kneeling to feed, and all crows know that they are feeding back. I feed you delicious food every day. Why don't you know how to repay me? Unexpectedly, the next day, A-guang's desk appeared, with half a mouse left.

Thirty-nine, just go to the toilet, next door to a wonderful work, while squatting on the phone. It says, "Honey, I'm eating. I'm eating. It's delicious. I'll take you to try it another day. All right. Goodbye, baby! "

Forty, in summer, the dog at home got a skin disease, and the wife washed it with Fuyanjie, and the effect was very good. One day, my wife went to buy Fuyanjie for the dog. The clerk came and said it would be faster to use some topical ointment after washing. My wife thought about it, and seriously said, you can't lick it with ointment! The clerk's eyes were about to drop, and the wife realized that she had been misunderstood and explained, I mean, my dog can lick! ! Honey, did you really explain it clearly? !

Forty-one, watch two kindergarten children play a guessing game. One child takes a ping-pong ball and three cups, covers the cups in turn, and lets another child guess after the ball moves. Another child can always guess every game! I looked at it and wanted to say: children, you can't play this game with a transparent cup!

42. Ask my husband: If you have money, will you buy me a plane to go to work? Husband said: Yes. I said, you have so much money and you still let me go to work? What if someone makes me angry? Husband said: if you see an unhappy person, hit him with a plane!

Forty-three, a buddy showed off his shiny watch to the opposite sister and said, Good watch. A few days ago, it was more than 20 minutes slow, less than five days! I hold back my internal injuries!

Forty-four, a husband and wife are at odds. The man didn't speak at first, but suddenly he spoke: First, we are husband and wife! Second, we have received higher education, knowledge, culture and literacy! Third, you said you were going shopping today, and you said you didn't want to go shopping! Why are you angry with me? The woman looked up: I am very happy.

Heavy taste tan daquan

1, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

3, under the banner of the object, penniless.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

5, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

6. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It's so hard to please others, please yourself.

9. Two kinds of enemies killed my family and woke me up.

10, don't say good night to me on the other end of the phone, I want you to fuck me tirelessly all night.

1 1, allow me to go to the poo-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop tablets.

12, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

13, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

14, please don't call us sisters and hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of film removal!

15, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

16, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

17, go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

18, when I think of a long vacation, I always feel a little sad when I think of a crumpled wallet.

19, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

You can break my heart, but don't make me give up.

2 1, men feel that there are few things suitable for them before marriage, but there are many things suitable for them after marriage.

22. Extramarital love is a story in literary works and an accident in real life.

23. I am soft-hearted, but it doesn't mean I have no temper.

24, happiness is willing to come and go, as cheap as green onions when buying food.

25. Parents are very grateful for their upbringing, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the grave of love. If there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

I haven't seen anyone who kills without paying for his life yet. Don't tell me that you have a lot of society.

28. Is it painful or beautiful for a moth to put out the fire? Is to die!

29. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

30. The area of large intestine is about one square meter, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

3 1, please don't call me sister hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of plastic film removal.

32. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

33. Run after me naked for two kilometers if you dare. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

37, be a man with temperament, and smell like a bitch.

38. The so-called successful woman is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

40. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4 1. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

43, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is the face.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

45. You are not brave. Who will be strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

47. As many beauties as there are, so many beauties are money.

48. I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

49. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

50. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

5 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

54. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

I received a short message yesterday, asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

56, prone loess, supine.

57. When the mother gave her son something, his son smiled; Mother cried when her son gave her something.

58. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

59. Life is like a period. You will learn some blood lessons from time to time before you know what life is.

60. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

6 1, some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

63. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

64. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

67. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

68. I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

69. Parents' kindness is more important than mountains, and brotherhood is more important than the sea. The mountain is always at sea, and the family always comes first.

70. Youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

7 1, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

72. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

73, a woman looks beautiful, it is better to live wonderfully!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper: Try again.

75. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

76. Men are soft-hearted and poor, while women are soft-hearted and steal.

77. Society has no sympathy for the weak, because the strong have no feelings or tears.

78. When you have no money in your pocket, you can clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

80. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

8 1, don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!

82. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

83. Ordinary roads accompany me, and you will have brilliant avenues!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change fate.

85. Don't miss home when you are out of society. You cannot depend on your parents for everything.

86. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People can't judge a book by its cover, nor can a mistress measure it.

88. In this life, we are either role models or reference objects for others.

89. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

90. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.

9 1, true or false, such a world, such a life.