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A bachelor talks about sentences.

1, Happy Singles' Day, every year.

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

God is fair to everyone. He won't let you spend Tanabata after Singles Day.

4. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

If there is a holiday on Singles Day, I will drink 50 bottles of essential balm.

6. Mid-term exam, parents' meeting and Singles' Day will give me a triple blow to my career, affection and love.

7. I hate being said "Happy Singles Day", and the worst thing is that I have to say "thank you".

8. Why am I single last year and still single this year? Buy one and get one free when you are single?

9. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

10, hand index. If nothing unexpected happens, Singles Day will be celebrated again this year. Who likes me, tell me quietly and I'll chase you.

1 1, candy is being delivered on Halloween, so who will date me on Singles Day?

12, Singles' Day belongs to our singles, please get out of the way.

13, today's children, breaking up specializes in Valentine's Day, and advertising specializes in Singles Day.