Humorous, tall and interesting, talking about phrases and sentences.

Humorous, tall and interesting, talking about phrases and sentences.

1. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

Sometimes, I want to be "full" in my dreams.

3. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

6. Grandpa comes from his grandson ...

7. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often fill in all kinds of women with one QQ number …

8. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs!

9. When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice." When he was in service, he said, "We should consider China's national conditions."

10, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

12, hug is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see each other's face.

13, house prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men …

14, how to give MM an unforgettable birthday? Beat her up first, and then send the house certificate of the most expensive property in Guangzhou, which will be an unforgettable surprise!

15, after seeing some photos of my girlfriend in college, my wife always praised me for being horny, …

16, spent 10,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Which Western Zhou Dynasty did this belong to?" This is from last week! "

17, I can't stand this kind of business-the sign says: demolition, give money to sell! I threw her a down jacket, but she refused to sell it. It's too deceiving consumers!

18, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

19. Nobody knows what just happened. I am used to covering up everything with a smile.

20. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men …

2 1, a woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less turned over by several men …

22. Now it seems that movies that can be understood by IQ are the most popular, and% who like these movies like watching Korean dramas!

23. Today is pi, so I want to eat pie ~

24. Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a Korean fairy, because he used a stick!

25. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

26. The goalkeeper scored a goal.

27. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a lotus flower! !

28. How did you die? Not so poor as to die.

29. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" " It's really embarrassing.

30. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

3 1, a man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but the man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

32. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

33. When a woman says "hate" to you, it means that she likes you. When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

34. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.

35. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

Roses are very cheap. You can give them to your wife.

37. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

38. Who didn't meet two scum when he was young?

39. The robber said a wise saying when robbing a bank: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

40. Do you feel jumping like QQ login?

4 1, handsome is useless, but it was finally eaten by a chess piece.

42. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.

43. To be a Edison Chen citizen, you should take your camera with you when you check in.

44. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

45, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

46. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.

47. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

48. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

49. I can't help smoking at the thought of the reunification of the motherland …

50. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

Talk about positive energy on the tall side.

1. Joy is the post of life, and pain is the voyage of life.

Second, it may fail. You can cry. But you can't lose courage and confidence in yourself.

Third, there is progress only with struggle, achievement only with struggle, and success only with struggle.

Fourth, keep an optimistic and positive mood, go against the sky and move forward all the way!

5. Don't aim too big in life. Look for one thing, put interest and enthusiasm into it, and you will succeed.

6. True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

Seven, people must have dreams in order to have the motivation to move forward.

Eight, no matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, your scenery will eventually appear.

Life is like a cup of tea. It only lasts for a while, not for life.

Ten, success is not only in the future, but from the moment you decide to do it, you will continue to accumulate.

Undaunted struggle is the only way to win.

Twelve, you are only responsible for the wonderful God's own arrangements.

The hardest time is when we are not far from success.

It is better to let go than to worry too much.

Courage is not that you are not afraid, but that you are afraid and continue to do it.

16. Thinking too much will ruin you. Do what you should do in front of you in a down-to-earth manner, so that you won't fail you in the future.

Seventeen, to overcome the anxiety and depression of life, we must first learn to be our own master.

18. I want to give up every day, but I insist every day. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

Twenty, don't live up to the youth you should have fought for.

Twenty-one, you in the future will definitely appreciate yourself now.

22. The so-called life is to stand up and walk with a smile no matter how painful you are.

Only by struggling can we step on the ladder of success, step by step, and finally win.

Twenty-four, ups and downs, everyone patted the dust on their bodies and continued to walk.

Twenty-five, after the pain and discomfort, try to avoid a good life.

Twenty-six, no wind and waves, no brave frolic in the waves; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

No matter how miserable life is, it can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

Twenty-eight, I won't know until I try. Actually, I can get through anything by biting my teeth.

Twenty-nine, always have a brave life, even if you have nothing, you must fight regardless.

30. Hope is the belief that leads people to success. If there is no hope, nothing will be achieved.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

32. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

33. complain less and love more, and you will have everything you want.

Thirty-four, no one needs to complain. After all, you have to finish your own story.

35. When you are desperate, look up and see that the light of hope is always there.

Talk about qq, a tall boy with great personality.

1, please take my ashes and let me protect you for the last time when I meet the bad guys!

I saw you fighting for me. At that time, you were really handsome

Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything, I will take care of you all my life.

I have already finished the goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic. ...

Brothers and women will always be brothers first in this life.

6. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.

As long as it doesn't happen, I can regard it as indifferent because we are brothers. I hope you will not let me down.

8. Today, the goddess just turned seventeen!

9. It is the spiritual sustenance of a group of men.

10, it is not a crime for a man to cry.

1 1. No matter how far and wide the road is, as long as I lead it, it will be safe.

12, man, remember, no matter how powerful your opponent is, you can't fall. Remember that there is a woman you love behind you.

13, men stand up straight, don't get down, it's not easy to wipe tears.

14, men are not afraid of dreams.

15, what about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!

16, some people say that men are only animals with lower bodies.

17, no brothers can think of it, only brothers can do it.

18, grow handsome and die fast; Be ugly and live long.

19, I feel that boys are never reliable.

20. I have to admit that men are always crazy.

2 1, summer for women, spring for men.

22. I am not a social person, but there are people in my society.

23. Men's world should not be disturbed by women!

24. Ben Shuai has no footprints in thousands of paths and no birds in hundreds of mountains.

25. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.

26. Everyone has several brothers.

27. Who wants to spend this year with me11.11? I will let her spend Mother's Day next year.

28. If you don't love, say you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.

29. It's time for the brothers' party!

30. What can I do to make your beloved girl not want a ticket?

3 1, my brother lives in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

32. It is men who can forgive women's lies.

33. In my heart, flowers are not as beautiful as you.

34. If you can't be your prince, be your knight.

Girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.

36. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend, and now I am short of girlfriends.

37. Play with your brother, and I will make you cry rhythmically.

38. I think someone wants me to go crazy with her and let her spoil ta.

Every naughty boy will eventually grow into a tall and strong father.

40. As long as my parents are still alive, my brother and my lover will not leave. Everything else can be fucked.

4 1. Those who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day.

42. Don't mess with my brother. My brother is angry and even hits himself.

43. Fall in love with the beautiful male mole of oppa eyebrows.

44. Be strong with me and ruin your world!

45, don't study hard all day, don't take a shower for a month, don't go out for a year, and review for a lifetime!

46. Don't go near labor and capital if you are not strong.

47. I am not the king of expression, and I can't play the kind of embarrassment you want.

48. His daughter-in-law is used to being coaxed into losing face. This is called love.

For this monthly exam, I decided to save my strength. ...

A good man should be like a panda. He only likes to eat one thing in his life, and he is gentle and docile.

Classic talk about positive energy on the tall.

1. Joy is the post of life, and pain is the voyage of life.

Second, it may fail. You can cry. But you can't lose courage and confidence in yourself.

Third, there is progress only with struggle, achievement only with struggle, and success only with struggle.

Fourth, keep an optimistic and positive mood, go against the sky and move forward all the way!

5. Don't aim too big in life. Look for one thing, put interest and enthusiasm into it, and you will succeed.

6. True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

Seven, people must have dreams in order to have the motivation to move forward.

Eight, no matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, your scenery will eventually appear.

Life is like a cup of tea. It only lasts for a while, not for life.

Ten, success is not only in the future, but from the moment you decide to do it, you will continue to accumulate.

Undaunted struggle is the only way to win.

Twelve, you are only responsible for the wonderful God's own arrangements.

The hardest time is when we are not far from success.

It is better to let go than to worry too much.

Courage is not that you are not afraid, but that you are afraid and continue to do it.

16. Thinking too much will ruin you. Do what you should do in front of you in a down-to-earth manner, so that you won't fail you in the future.

Seventeen, to overcome the anxiety and depression of life, we must first learn to be our own master.

18. I want to give up every day, but I insist every day. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

Twenty, don't live up to the youth you should have fought for.

Twenty-one, you in the future will definitely appreciate yourself now.

22. The so-called life is to stand up and walk with a smile no matter how painful you are.

Only by struggling can we step on the ladder of success, step by step, and finally win.

Twenty-four, ups and downs, everyone patted the dust on their bodies and continued to walk.

Twenty-five, after the pain and discomfort, try to avoid a good life.

Twenty-six, no wind and waves, no brave frolic in the waves; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

No matter how miserable life is, it can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

Twenty-eight, I won't know until I try. Actually, I can get through anything by biting my teeth.

Twenty-nine, always have a brave life, even if you have nothing, you must fight regardless.

30. Hope is the belief that leads people to success. If there is no hope, nothing will be achieved.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

32. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

33. complain less and love more, and you will have everything you want.

Thirty-four, no one needs to complain. After all, you have to finish your own story.

35. When you are desperate, look up and see that the light of hope is always there.