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Talking about marriage

1. Get married if you want. If you want to be single, stay single. You'll regret it in the end anyway.

He said he got married at the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a car and a house. He said he got married because he was old. She said she got married because her family introduced her ... If I get married one day, I just hope it's because of love.

3. Women must get married. Although a woman is not necessarily happy when she is married, she is not happy when she is not married.

4. Marriage is the grave of love. If you don't get married, you will come to no good end.

Marriage is not the marriage of two people, but the marriage of two families.

Since we can't be apart, don't waste time and get married.

7. If you want peace, get married; If you want freedom, you should be single.

8. Marriage requires only two things, one is an ID card and the other is a household registration book.

9. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

10. Love is a dream, and I didn't wake up until I got married.

1 1. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

12. Marriage doesn't need great love. It's enough to get married without hating each other.

13. All tragedies end in death, and all comedies end in marriage.

14. In the past, relationships that did not aim at marriage were hooligans, but now relationships that aim at marriage are whimsical.

15. Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It's simple. And love is quite another matter.

16. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half open after marriage.

17. Getting married is a beautiful thing, but it is not flattering to get into the habit of getting married.

18. The highest point of a girl's flight is to get married-to marry a person she loves.

19. Many girls want to get married, not because they want to get married, but because they want to change their destiny and life through marriage.

20. Before I got married, I thought I could overcome all difficulties as long as I fell in love. After getting married, I found that I need more than love to grow old together. ...

2 1. Marriage is not just two people face to face, two people should face the world hand in hand.

22. Almost everyone of the same age is married. Now, it's not that I don't want to get married, but that when a woman wants to get married, she should at least think about the reasons for marrying him.

23. If you get married for the sake of marriage, what will you do after marriage?

I didn't want to get married before I met you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

25. I decided not to get married. People go downhill as soon as they get married.

Talking about mood sentences about marriage

Selected wedding conversations 1. If you shed too many tears, you will look fall in price, so bite the bullet even if you are hurt.

After many years, we will never meet again.

I will never forget it because I know it will never happen again in my life.

4. When a woman misses the first man she wants to marry, she loses her picky desire. When a man misses the first woman he wants to marry, he is picky.

Because of you, there will still be a gap to cast a weak light in the darkest moment.

6. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

7, the beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, it is difficult to wake up.

8. What has been decided will not be changed easily.

9. Looking at your happiness, should I curse or bless?

10, we are all good at duplicity, and we all hope each other can notice.

Married people talk about the latest 1, just like the passage of time between us, I will never cross it.

The smile on your face always hides your inner pain.

I will graduate in a few days, but I don't want this to be our last time together.

I will accompany you all the way. Don't give up on me.

We all meet the people who want to promise most when we are least able to promise others, and also meet the people who want to stay most when we have to move forward for our ideals.

6. Everything will be cured by time, just like our love.

7. There is no point in saying anything, because you don't belong to me anymore.

In today's society, emotional infidelity is more terrible than physical infidelity, and you can never catch his heart.

Since we can't go back, why not cherish the present?

10, nothing more than blocking your heart and not letting it beat.

I love you with my lips, not my heart.

12, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.

13, I miss the injured wound, and it hurts when I touch it gently.

14. After I left you, I gradually became stronger.

15, if I disappear into this world, do you still remember the girl you once loved?

16, it is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.

17, one day, I got used to your frankness, and you guessed my duplicity.

18, I don't want to talk too much nonsense, I don't want to end the party, I don't know if I want to leave, and I know why I have to explain.

19, who else is looking forward to the future, the light that has never appeared.

20. People can only save themselves when they are in trouble. The key is how strong you are.

2 1, the biggest fear about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.

22, once happy love, always can't stand each other's hurt and betrayal.

23. The scar hidden in your heart will never heal.

24. Love is like a play. Your friendship is a guest appearance, but I perform with my heart.

25. Blame me me for not keeping you around, just watching you go away.

26. The more common the company, the longer it will last, so please understand my silence and incomprehension.

27. After all, you are the one I loved. How can I have the heart to let you go?

28. When I passed you, you stayed in my heart.

29. Time goes by, but I always stay where I am.

30. Because of your company, there will still be hope hidden in loneliness and despair.

3 1, I have been looking forward to a fruitless love.

32. In fact, a deep hug is warmer than anything.

33. The feeling of loss is so strong that I have nothing in the end.

34. Will one day, you suddenly appear behind me, blindfold me and say I'm back?

35. The blank left in our memory makes us regret it all our lives.

I miss the time we spent together in the past.

37. No amount of affection can make you love me again.

38, a person, a city, forget everything a little.

39. I just don't want to make you unhappy, so can you choose to stay with me?

40. I want to say I love you, but I'm the only one left in the end.

There are some phrases about marriage.

There are some phrases about marriage.

1. When can I get married? There is a sentence on the internet for reference: "I think that to get married, two people need to achieve inner self-stability: they are no longer eager to move about the new opposite sex, they are not confused about the future life path, their feelings or other things have reached the expected weight, and they are determined to live with confidence and peace of mind." This is the moment of marriage. "

2. Seeing many people every day, most of them are unhappy. Those who have a successful career say that they are under great pressure, those who are idle say that they have no future, those who are not married say that they can't meet the right person, and those who are married say that the people they meet are not suitable for them. Happiness is kicked around like a ball, but trouble is like a baby who won't let go. We often think that we can make ourselves happy through external satisfaction. In fact, true happiness needs to be found through the heart.

Time flies faster and faster, and it gets shorter every year. When I was a student, I often listened to trivial things discussed by my elders, such as work, love, marriage and children that I thought I would never meet. Suddenly one day I found myself carried forward by them, and then I found that, oh, even this day, no one could escape.

Our society now has a very abnormal value, that is, forcing us to get married when we are far from old. It seems that as long as we get married, all the problems will be solved and the primary stage of socialism will be leapfrogged at once.

5. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, what is divorce? When I begin to love someone, love is complete.

6. Men will have the idea of getting married after their career failure, and women will have the idea of marrying men after their career success. Marriage is a tragedy, but the audience regards it as a comedy.

7. The most unsuitable for marriage is the prodigal son, and the most suitable for marriage is also the prodigal son. It is often not a woman who changes a prodigal son, but a woman who just appears when the prodigal son wants to change.

8. Then why didn't you say anything? Coward? Dare not marry me, you would rather marry that fool who can only say "yes" or "no" and have a bunch of stupid children like her.

9. Ancient marriage was not called "marriage", but "marriage". Regarding "marriage", the most uneducated grandmother said one of the most cultured words: "Marriage is marriage." Knowing nothing about love, I especially like this explanation, which is much warmer than the cold "marriage".

10 I am not very busy today. I was called by my buddy to help me write his wedding invitation. After writing for a long time, I felt that I had written wrong, but I didn't see it. I wrote more than 30 copies. What's the matter? At this time, my sister-in-law came over and saw the invitation I had just written. She said, "Let's write your brother's name, we can't ..."

1 1. He said he got married because of the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a house and a car. She said that she was married and that she was old. He said he got married because his family introduced him. If one day we get married, I just hope it's because of love. Because we still believe in love.

12, this year, he said that he got married because of the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a house and a car. If one day, I get married, I just want to say that it is because of love.

13. In this world, everything can be solved except marriage. Marrying someone you don't like pleases your family and tortures yourself. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have lived for decades, and you can't make do with it all your life. Marriage prefers loneliness to stability.

14. When I was a child, China used white toothpaste. I'm here and my smile is there. At school, Zhonghua is a thin pencil, I am at this end and the paper is at that end. Work, China is red smoke, I am here, and the leader is there. Married, China is a loan car, and here I am, the road to struggle is endless. China in the future is a long border with parents inside and children outside.

15. Some people don't get married because they want to find the person in their hearts. What are the people in their hearts? Of course, the most beautiful answer is; Small and exquisite, considerate, in daily life, can create some romantic interest! This is called; A good marriage is accompanied by love, and true love never regrets.

16, like a hunting dog without a girlfriend-a keen sense of smell; Be like a pug when you are in love-be thick-skinned enough; Like a married German shepherd-finally shed that hypocritical skin.

17, we have all reached an awkward age, getting married too early and falling in love a little late. Playing with children is boring, and staying with adults is not a topic. I am too idle at home to go out. I don't want to be scolded for being unsatisfactory, and I am accused of being unrealistic for thinking too much. At this confused age, everything seems so unsatisfactory. Youth is like this, it always makes people feel at a loss, but after a few years, you will find its importance and miss its beauty.

18, woman, either love to get married, or play hard, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

19, concentrate on getting along, holding the idea that "I can't get love, but at least I know such a wonderful person, so I become a better person". How commendable! Therefore, love without marriage and communication without love are so important.

20. What is the right time? The right time is not only the desire to get married, but also the realization that life is not a fairy tale. You can be content with the daily necessities of life, you can bravely face the disappointments in marriage, you can take responsibility as a wife/husband, you can accept and tolerate each other's shortcomings, and you can resist the temptation of extramarital affairs ... Therefore, it is the wisest and luckiest decision in your life to seize the opportunity to marry her/him at the right time.

2 1. Before a man and a woman get married, they are like a bag of white flour and a bag of black flour, each with its own label. After marriage, both white flour and black flour fall into one pot, and it is difficult to separate them. After having a child, it's like putting another ladle of water into the basin, so we are together. You have me and I have you. -"family"

22. I don't want to get married when I love it most. When you want to settle down most, you meet someone who is not necessarily your favorite. Maybe this is marriage. You gave your youth and love to ta, and finally gave your life to another ta. This is the order in which life appears. One is tired of falling in love until the end of life, and the other is forgotten in the rivers and lakes but missing and crying. A stunning time, a tender time and puppy love are not as good as loving properly.

23. Married people live together like married people, and married people live apart like unmarried people; Animals wear clothes like people, and people show their meat like animals; Children are as mature as adults, and adults are as naive as children; Women are men who men like, and men are women who women like; Those who have no money pretend to be rich like rich people, and those who have money pretend to be poor like those who have no money; Lovers parade through the city like ladies, and ladies live in seclusion like lovers.

24, some people say: After getting married, the bridesmaid must find someone uglier than herself, otherwise it will be better! God replied: I can find you, so who are you looking for? ...

25, there is an embarrassing age, getting married too early and falling in love a little late. Playing with children is boring, and staying with adults is not a topic. I am too idle at home to go out. I don't want to be scolded for being unsatisfactory, and I am accused of being unrealistic for thinking too much. Youth is like this, which makes people feel at a loss, but it takes several years to discover its beauty and importance-what you do at this time will affect your life.

26. If possible, marry someone you are willing to talk to. As long as you are with him, there will be endless words. Everything is trivial, whether you are happy or sad, you can talk happily, and he can listen patiently with a smile. This is basically love. To love someone is to be willing to talk to him. Life is long and looks old. You are really lucky to find a talking partner to accompany you all your life. -Mr. Thinking

27. Unmarried women are Yan and free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass.

28, the shelf life of love Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose between 1 and 100. Failure to renew after expiration is equivalent to automatic divorce; However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.

29. Don't think that you can get married late when you are young. Love is not equal to age. Don't give up because the other person is not rich, as long as you are not incompetent, hard work will make you rich; Don't give up because your parents object, you will find that giving up love for this reason will be a lifelong regret.

Every one of us is full of fear. If you get married to get rid of fear, you can only combine your fear with another person's fear; It's your fear that will get married, and you will bleed for it. Call it love.

3 1. If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "We must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. "

32. Someone falls in love with you and someone marries you, which are totally different. Falling in love means that he stops to accompany you without changing his itinerary. He may leave at any moment. As for marriage, he gave up his own way and is willing to go with you. So it's easier to fall in love than to get married. People who love you are still passers-by The man who marries you is called family.

Even if you continue to miss him in your heart, I have decided to hug you with love, although my hands are short. Besides, I may always be jealous of this person. However, because of this, I will work harder to love you after I get married. -"101proposal"

34. Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, "Bitch, what's the matter?" Mother frog cried and said, "Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you."

Finding a job is the same as getting married. If you expect to go out with your resume and find someone to go home and marry you, either you look like a goddess and you are dumbfounded, or what you do is confusing, otherwise no one will do such a 250-dollar thing. And those who can get married smoothly have already tried to get married, and have long been attached to two of a kind. Don't blame yourself for not finding a job. In fact, you are not ready to start a family at all.

36. Many girls designed N kinds of weddings for themselves when they were young, and gave their children countless names. They fantasize about the beautiful life after marriage, and time passes by, until the marriageable age passes, their dreams are exhausted, and the idea of having children is exhausted. Our wedding didn't take place as scheduled. Then I let it go, but I met someone who could almost get married, had a vulgar wedding and lived the most necessary life. dream ...

37, the wind, blowing gently; Leaves, falling gently; A trace of sadness welled up in my heart. Unconsciously, my tears fell, and I don't know what happened. I never know why. I can't forget you. I've been waiting for an answer. I thought I would wait, but it's impossible. My innocence gave me a knife. I always thought you were lying to me, thinking that you wouldn't fall in love with others, but I was wrong. You got married as soon as you left me. I-I don't know what's wrong. My heart hurts.

38. Married people can't be trusted, because if you are really happy, you don't need to take wedding photos or advertise. They only do it because they feel insecure. They can only use the wedding to prove that they are deceiving themselves. -"In fact, he doesn't like you that much."

39. Marriage You don't marry someone, but all the social relationships of this person. The combination of the two of you is the combination of two families. When he marries you, he marries everything about you, including your social relations and your parents. -"New Marriage Age"

40. I promise to get married every day, and nine times out of ten I won't really get married. The person who really marries you doesn't talk at all. He just takes you to see your parents regularly, shows you the house and lets you go to his house for the New Year. Those who vowed not to break up all day, basically broke up. If you really don't break up, write your name on the real estate license, let you manage the money, and even urge you to register. The more you talk, the less you do. The more you do, the less you say. This is a man's nature.

4 1, the law stipulates that men can only get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. God replied: this shows three problems: first, it is easier to fight with a gun than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult than enemies!

42. Song Wu killed the tiger, and the government rewarded him with a car. Song Wu smiled and said, "Give me another child seat." The official asked, "You are not married and have no children, so you can't use it if you are married?" Song Wu said, "This is very useful. My big brother needs it when he is sitting. "

43. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

44. What is there to envy about getting married? Except for money and children, the future does not necessarily belong to anyone, especially the husband. -"New Girlfriend Times"

45. Everyone has a doomed opportunity to get married, no matter in the morning or evening, not for marriage, but for long-term happiness. What are the advantages of getting married late? Cultivate yourself first, have the ability to love, be mature in mind, and fate will naturally come at the right time. When you meet the right person, you really know how to love and grasp happiness, and then you will make a positive result, and the two people will get along more tacitly and beautifully. There is no happiness for no reason in this world. Happiness is to be cultivated.

46. His mobile phone password is Zhao Mosheng's birthday. He can accompany Zhao Mosheng to wear childish school uniforms to make his colleagues laugh. He can give Zhao Mosheng his mobile phone at will. He turned down all the beautiful women for Zhao Mosheng. He can abandon everything and wait for Zhao Mosheng for seven years. When asked if he still wanted her, he got her a marriage certificate the next day. Not everyone is as infatuated as He.

47. If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date is to look at the feng shui to the grave, confess-dig your own grave, get married-double suicide, empathize-move the grave, and a third party-rob the grave.

48. After liking becomes a habit, many people think it is love, so they desperately want to be with each other. Generally, there are two kinds of results when encountering this situation: First, after experiencing ups and downs, two people find that love has become love, and they can't live without each other until they get married and have children. Although there are many bumps and bumps in life, it is inevitable that there will be quarrels, but two people with their fingers clasped will never be separated.

49. Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married just because you are old. It's better to worry that you can't get married than to worry that your husband will cheat and divorce, and it's much better for a mistress to rob property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your original life. If your husband really wants a divorce, that's the real trouble.

On his wedding day, he took his brothers to see his relatives, but the bride shut him out and insisted that he sing a song to express his sincerity before opening the door. Always shy, he was at a loss. At this time, the silent best man suddenly stood up and helped him out, knocking at the door and singing: You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door, don't hide in it without making a sound, I know you are at home.

5 1, when two people are together, when you start to know not to take yourself as the center of the world, you are emotional; I will feel that even if I work hard, there are things I can't do, and I will feel that I love you deeply when I owe each other. I know that there may be some things you can't do, but because she will try her best to fight for it, you are only suitable for marriage if you understand your responsibilities. Martin

52. It is not easy for a woman to grow up with puberty syndrome; Slightly older, menstrual syndrome; Then get married and get pregnant, pregnancy syndrome; Postpartum depression after giving birth; The child is old and gone, menopausal syndrome. -"Those things between husband and wife"

53. It's your idea that we can run wildly in the street and do immoral things. I'll give you advice on how to chase someone you like. When our emotions are out of control, you cry, I hand you a tissue, and I sit quietly beside you without talking. I will take out the bully for you, and I will scold you if you are angry. I think when you grow up and get married, we will be like a family.

54. A couple who have been married for many years are infertile. The wife prays every day, hoping to have a son. Prayer really helps. The wife gave birth to a son. But it's not pretty. The wife said to her husband, I hope my son is white and beautiful. The husband said, alas, you are true. God gave me such a good gift, and you still dislike poor packaging.

If I were a materialist, I would have been married long ago. I just want to find someone I like and be with someone I like, even if he has nothing! I just hope he can give me a shoulder to lean on when I am tired from a day's work, and I will be satisfied! -Rules before divorce

56. I wish there was someone who fell in love at the age of 24, got married at the age of 26 and was born at the age of 28. Seven years itch, 40 years old passion faded, we still love each other. 50-year-old children have their own love. 60 years old, we can still travel together. At the age of 70, our children and grandchildren are around their knees, and at the age of 76, we celebrate the golden wedding. At the age of 80, I am no longer afraid of death, because we are interdependent! When I am 90 years old, I hope TA will leave before me, because I don't want TA to be alone.

57, later. Have you ever thought about it? Suddenly want to cry; Suddenly want to go home; Suddenly want to eat something; Suddenly want to go somewhere; Suddenly want to get drunk; Suddenly miss a person; Suddenly want to sleep; Suddenly want to die; Suddenly want to shout; Suddenly want to get married; Suddenly want to fall in love; Suddenly want to run away from home; Suddenly want to lose memory; Suddenly want to play tricks on people.

58. Love seems vague. In fact, you should have regular sex. You should eat together every day, discuss family affairs together every day, sleep in a bed on weekends and go shopping together. Otherwise, love will be an empty shell. There are only two ways to love in the end, one is to get married and the other is to die. -"Dwelling House"

59. It is often said that I am not happy now, and I will not be happy until I get married or buy a house. The truth of the matter is that happy people are happy everywhere, and unhappy people are unhappy everywhere. So we should cultivate our own happiness first. No matter what happens, no one else can touch our freedom and happiness. This is the truly powerful gas field and self-confidence.

Personal signatures about marriage are related to wedding photos. Talk about phrases.

I want to cry when I see your wedding photo with someone else.

Second, I don't have your wedding photo with me. Should I destroy it?

Third, we are going to take wedding photos on Tanabata.

Fourth, looking at their wedding photos, I think I will wear that wedding dress in the future. I'm fucking handsome!

Looking at their wedding photos, my heart no longer hurts, I hope you are happy.

6. When you get married and divorce, you will write a picture on the wedding photo for reference only.

Seven, I want to take a wedding photo with you in 2008, and then happily listen to you say those three words in my ear; I love you

I also want wedding photos, I also want to wear wedding dresses, and I also want to have a good record of our together.

Nine, after this signature is over 500, I will expose the wedding photos of our old class and the photos of our youth.

Ten, at three o'clock in the middle of the night, a couple is lying in bed sleeping, and their wedding photos are hanging on the wall. Suddenly a wife exclaimed that my husband was back! The man immediately got up and jumped out of the window.

Eleven, look at your wedding photos! I am very at ease, and please rest assured that I will have a wonderful time!

Looking at your wedding photo with her, I don't know whether to say a blessing to you silently or not to cry to myself!

Thirteen, let's get married and put our wedding photos all over the room?

Looking at your wedding photo, I really want to pS it in black and white.

If you get married, be sure to hang the photo I sent you by your bed.

If I am not your bride, can I tear up your wedding photo?

I really want to take a wedding photo with you, but I am only 18 years old. Sometimes I just want to make two fake ones on the stall and send them to the space album to make others feel real.

If I hadn't made that decision, would the bride next to your wedding photo be me now?

I saw his wedding photo. what can I do? I'll keep it.

Seeing the happy and sweet wedding photos of him and her, I finally admitted that everything was a thing of the past. I will never forget what you gave me in my life.

Twenty-one, I saw your wedding photo. This is not an ordinary game, but I wish you happiness. I can't keep talking.

Twenty-two, young youth, young lovers, young wedding photos, young roses, you once owned and photographed young people.

All my friends upload their wedding photos. What about me? What time?

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

Twenty-five, smelly boy, the woman next to your wedding photo must be me, do you hear?