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It's true that jack shall have Jill.
3. dross is not the essence of beauty, but the spirit that Dan Qing is difficult to write.
4. If you want to achieve extraordinary things, you must use extraordinary means!
5: I laughed from the horizontal knife to the sky to save my courage.
6: I am not a salted fish, but a dead fish.
7: I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!
8: I am not stubborn, but persistent!
9: If the sky is sentimental, the sky is old, and the human path is vicissitudes.
10: Heaven goes to earth, I am the only one, and I will unify the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!
1 1: the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow. Twelve military books with your grandfather's name on them!
12: Only the willow fragrance is left. I don't trust him. Who can I trust?
13: Sure enough, all's well that ends well!
14: Sure enough, no matter how hard you try, you are afraid of a kitchen knife!
15: It's easier to lean on the column alone than not to see it!
16: It's been a long time. It should be a good day in name only.
17: Nothing can reach the stormy waves. My concubine's heart is ancient well water.
18: Love is the devil, which makes people drool!
19: No matter how good the IQ is, a brick falls.
Lovers who are lovelorn can't be together after all.
First of all, [... years old urges the face to corrode the lover's heart]
Second, lovers cannot be together after all.
3. What are the two tugboats on the giraffe's head? It's a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!
You can't have your cake and eat it, just like giving up is hopeless.
Forgive me for being lazy, stupid, tasteless and not making you happy.
In fact, you are not worthy of my infatuation at all.
Seven, the deterioration of friendship, like expired love, pick it up and dislike it, and lose it instantly. . .
Eight, [who hasn't worked hard all his life, endured and compromised]
9. What's the difference between a male god and a warm man? Stupid! Men will shine, and warm men will get hot ~
10.[ You kicked me out of my heart,]
Eleven, you are your own hero
Is unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? No, there is something more stupid than unrequited love, and that is mutual unrequited love.
Thirteen, [... you are an immortal seaweed and an immortal fish in my heart]
14. I owe everything to you!
Fifteen, when you can't hold on, remember to tell me, and I will hold on.
16. If you are too kind to a person, he will push his luck and ignore you.
17. How can you let others implant their hearts to change their beliefs?
Eighteen, he is the sun, he will shine, I touch him, I will get hurt.
19.[. Do you know that I can't stand time and gossip]
Twenty, a person's change begins with the arrival or departure of another person.
Twenty-one, no one called the cell phone, no one sent the text message, and the last button was ignored. Forgotten children.
I never kidnap anyone in the name of love.
Twenty-three, 【 wronged dare not speak. I'm afraid I can't help crying when I open my mouth]
If you don't love me, I don't blame you. I just hope you don't hate me when you accidentally mention me at some point.
You won't feel bad anyway. As long as you are free, you won't care about my feelings. If you have nowhere to retreat, just let go. I want to be free too.
Twenty-six, miss the pace of youth, stumbling forward, very tired.
Twenty-seven, tell you something, I'm going to school tomorrow! !
In fact, I'm always behind you, just need you to turn around.
Twenty-nine, [Remember that your eyes are a little red, is it nostalgia or sadness]
If you have a fever for an hour, you will have selective amnesia. What would you choose to forget?
Thirty-one, [I am willing to keep the ubiquitous pain that has been hidden in my heart properly, so that you can't see it clearly]
After all, she is the one you love, not me.
Thirty-three, that's blindness, impulse and love, but I don't want it, okay?
Like a cautious rabbit, I have the courage to like you. You are just an impatient expression, and I want to run back to the forest with red eyes.
35. Love for the sake of love. I don't love you. Leave me alone.
Can the sea hold the tears in my heart?
37. 【 All that can be taken away is rubbish 】
I wish all lovers in the world happiness.
I wish all lovers in the world happiness.
1. Every day at this time, we will see couples making a scene in the street. All of a sudden, it seems that many people are pessimistic and a little sad. Love hurts. In the face of these, we can only bear it silently. I just hope we can be more tolerant and understanding. Think more about why we were together when we quarreled. I wish all lovers will be well, cherish single dog and find a place that belongs to you in the future as soon as possible.
Second, I am a sweet dog today. Bless all the people who come to my homepage, and everything will be fine.
I wish you a bright future, everything will be fine, you will be happy in the world, and you will be the person you like. May I find my original self as soon as possible and forget the pain of a moth.
Fourth, the stomach hurts like a needle insomnia. However, the most touching sentence I heard today (no matter whether I am married or not, no matter what I do in the future, as long as she needs me) witnessed the deepest love and persistence of the person who said this sentence. I sincerely hope that they can finally be together. May all lovers get married.
I didn't watch the men's singles final between ZhangJike and Malone. After all, my palm is selfish. I hope Malone can win the Grand Slam. Now I realize that it doesn't matter what the grand slam champion is.
6. Desperate love is the only way to get happiness. I wish all lovers will be well.
There are so many beautiful things in this world that we should feel them ourselves. Starting from tomorrow, I will write to every relative and tell them my happiness. The lightning of happiness told me that I would tell everyone to give every river and mountain a warm name. Stranger, I wish you a bright future. Wish you all the best. I wish you happiness on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.
Eight, I hope all love poems are far away. It is not difficult to have a lover in the world, and those who miss it will really meet people for a long time.
From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world. From tomorrow on, I care about food and vegetables. I have a house facing the sea, and give every river and mountain a warm name in spring. Stranger, I wish you a bright future. May you have a lover, a lover. May you be happy on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.
Ten, the disillusionment of the American dream, I feel that history is always repeating itself, and lovers get married.
In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the lights are brightly lit, everyone can hear them, and how many people can read them in a hundred years. I hope that lovers will be well, and those who are well-off will be happy. Long love and white head
12. In fact, I don't accept a match without any emotional description. I really hope everything will be all right.
Thirteen, I wish all lovers in the world will be well, and there is always someone waiting to meet you at the street corner!
Fourteen, at first, try to spend more time with each other, say a few more words and you will feel full of happiness. If you don't agree with a word, tear it up. If you lose it, you regret it. Why bother? Let's bless all lovers in the world. ! ! Then I went alone.
15. May all lovers in the world be well, and I am fragrant in the wind, taking advantage of my years, brandishing my sword to cook wine, banishing loneliness, saving my strength and enjoying myself.
16. I downloaded a TV series and followed the plot sadly. I really envy the author for being merciful and letting lovers get married, but I expect the last few passes to be as I think.
17. I wish you all the best. May you be happy on earth. I just want to face the sea and spring blossoms.
Eighteen, having dinner with a friend, I saw him pass by her and chased her far away, and suddenly I was relieved. My friend asked me what was wrong, smiled and didn't answer anything. If you want to live a natural and unrestrained life, you have to be free and easy. I wish all lovers in the world well, and I wish you happiness.
19. I saw the news that China, his wife, daughter and boyfriend were attacked by terrorists in Germany, but two men were seriously injured and the woman was slightly injured. I just wonder if those two men protected the woman when they were in danger, the husband protected his wife and the boyfriend protected his girlfriend. If this is the case, it will be touching. Although it has been a long time now, I hope they will recover soon and everything will be fine.
20. The word love has been a dilemma since ancient times. Life and death are the bitter hopes of yin and yang separated by deep feelings and shallow buddhas. Even if it takes thousands of years to look back, the overlord of the land of western Chu refused to cross Jiangdong, and concubine set herself on fire in Jiangdong, leaving an immortal white behind her. Flower, the demon god in this wild world, has been so heartless since ancient times. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but I don't know if it is possible to meet each other next year.
2 1. Silence is a farewell flute, and silence is Cambridge tonight. After watching the story several times, the TV series will still be very touching. You who are lively and cheerful, and you who are silent and unhappy, may all be very good.
Twenty-two, not just a long-distance relationship. Giving each other enough trust, security and peace of mind is the key to finally being together. May lovers be well. Lovers, lovers are also a part of life. It takes time and careful cultivation to thrive. Just like saplings need watering and careful pruning.
Twenty-three, Anonymous's favorite: favorite autumn, favorite sour plum soup, favorite Bali, favorite butterfly lovers, favorite black and white red color scheme, favorite flowers and orchids, favorite unforgivable mistakes and broken promises, favorite cheerful personality, favorite works, first violinist, favorite "All shall be well", favorite book "Les Miserables", favorite idol Tong Liya.
Twenty-four, after reading "Liu Yao knows Mary", I cried. Is it hard to say I love you? Is it hard to wait for me to love you? Unforgettable wedding, unforgettable ball game, and the most unforgettable crying from afar are really distressing. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. The ending of the story will be a happy ending. Bless your lover, and everything will be fine.
Twenty-five, maybe I was old, and I cried several times when I watched others get married. May all lovers get married.
Twenty-six, the people who should meet, even if they go to the ends of the earth, will meet unexpectedly, and those who should be together will eventually be together. May all lovers in the world be good and meet happiness unexpectedly.
Twenty-seven, love will fade, it will expire, and time will always blow everything away. You don't know how long he can love you, and you don't know whether he will love another girl tomorrow. In this world, what remains unchanged is time, but what changes is emotion. May lovers be well, and do it and cherish it.
28. People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle is, will still return to each other. As long as the ending is comedy, I will cry as much as the process makes me cry. Happiness can come slowly, as long as it is true. If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter if we are late. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.
Twenty-nine, sometimes there is no suitable reply after really paying, so leave as early as possible. There is no simple truth, everyone is a fool, and you don't have to say it all day. Knowing how to cherish you will protect you, love you and cherish you. Sometimes I think it's just a leopard cannot change his spots, but it's actually a moral defect. May you lovers get married.
Thirty, the person who likes you, you don't love. People who don't love you are partial. Geometry of life, it is not easy to meet a person you like! I hope all lovers are good.
3 1. With the development of society, people's concept of love is becoming more and more modern. For example, in the liberation era, pure love became less and less, and it was replaced by a tool of money trading. Many people forget that innocence is the beginning of happiness and the source of memories. They also don't understand that any purposeful love will eventually go wrong! Don't forget your initial thoughts to achieve your ultimate goal. May all your lovers be well.
Thirty-two, after my own feelings, I really don't want to see love become a victim of reality. I advised my friends to persuade them. Until now, I finally hope that lovers will get married.
Thirty-three, actually, if we don't meet. It's my great honor. Today, various fates have made it. What about luck and misfortune? . I hope the people who love me are healthy and safe, and I hope everything is fine. !
Thirty-four, how much love is destroyed in the household registration book. Don't use the household registration book when getting married, change the prenuptial property agreement. Getting married is easy, and the divorce rate naturally decreases. Divorce is easy, and the marriage rate naturally rises. Let the marriage have no property disputes and return to pure love. Finally, I only hope that every married man and woman will marry for love. It's true. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. Instead of lovers becoming brothers and sisters.
35. I hope that lovers will be well, and I hope that I will live happily in the future, not working for money or being trapped by love.
36. I sincerely wish all lovers in the world are well! I wish all lovers in the world can be in pairs! Please remember: love must not involve interests! It is extremely important to find someone who really loves each other! I wish every family happiness and harmony!
Thirty-seven, I really envy someone who is destined. All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill. Who can? If you look charming in white, you will be really happy.
38. I always say it's great to be single, but you are an enviable couple. You are the best love I have ever seen when I was a student. Cheer up, Huang. Anyway, I still say everything will be fine.
39. The divorce between Wang and Ma Rong shocked the entertainment circle. The public says that the public is right, and the woman says that the woman is right. We don't know what the truth is, but it tells us a truth. Only when we find someone worthy of ourselves and ourselves can we be happy! Cherish the people in front of you, and may all lovers get married!
Aesthetic Poems about Lovers (73)
First, if you don't miss it all your life, you will miss it and hurt it. -Xu Zaisi's "Gui Gui Ling"
Second, it is advisable to have immortals, hold Suyun Yellow Crane, and have fun with you. -Jiang Kui's "Cui Lou Yin Wu Bingdong"
Third, what night is it to meet this lover? -Anonymous "The Book of Songs, tang style, Save for a rainy day"
Fourth, I will keep my eyes open all night, which is a lifelong worry in your brow. -Yuan Zhen's "Three Sorrow for the Past"
5. How can we live together without dying? -Chen Hengke's "Portrait of Chunqi"
Sixth, the tears are sealed, and life is only difficult to die. -Wen, "The Recent Flowers"
Seven, people like the wind into the river clouds, love like rain and sticky. -Zhou Bangyan's "Jade House Spring"
Eight, screen lovesickness, it is useless to know recently. -Wang Guowei's "Little Red Lip, Screen is Acacia"
Nine, lovesickness plum blossoms are all night, and suddenly I suspect that the window is a gentleman. -Lutong "Thinking"
Ten, an inch of acacia, there is no arrangement in the world. -Li Guan's "The Recent Flowers"
Eleven, afraid of breaking the red, and the word acacia, why do you see it? -Zhou Bangyan's "Six Ugly Fallen Flowers"
Twelve, ask the world, what is love and teach life and death. -Yuan Haowen "Fishing, Two Songs"
Thirteen, life is naturally infatuated, and this resentment has nothing to do with romance. -Ouyang Xiu's "Jade Tower Spring"
14. I hope I shine like the stars and the moon every night. -Fan Chengda's "Car in the Distance"
I have been bored since I left Dong Jun. -Nalan Xingde's "Romantic Childe, Autumn Suburbs are Things"
Sixteen, endless acacia blood tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish. -Cao Xueqin's red bean words
Seventeen, jathyapple a curtain dream, spring breeze ten miles tenderness. -Qin Guan's "Eight Six Sons"
18 years old, she gave it to him. Through his messenger, she reminded him in a word that only their two hearts knew the oath. -Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow
Nineteen, I don't know the soul is broken, but I have a dream. My love, except the moon in the sky, who knows? -Wei Zhuang's "Two Female Champions"
Twenty, take a break, half a paper has no weight, and can bear the burden of sadness. -Sister Chen Pengjie, "Send Two Songs Outside"
21. When will Acacia meet? At this point, the night is awkward. -Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words"
Twenty-two, it seems that this star is not last night, who is the wind and dew standing in the dark? -Huang Jingren's Two Poems of Love
Twenty-three, acacia is as deep as the sea, and the old things are as far away as the sky. -Wan Le's "operator"
Twenty-four, if you raise the road dust, if you make the cement muddy, when can we meet in harmony? -Cao Zhi's "Tall Buildings and Bright Moon"
Twenty-five, born and returned, and died of Sauvignon Blanc. -Su Wu's "Married"
Twenty-six, holding hands and looking at tears, I was speechless. -Liu Yong's "Yulinling"
27, open the HarmonyOS system, who is the lover? It's all about romance. -Introduction to Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions
Twenty-eight, for my heart, for your heart, I know each other and remember each other deeply. -Gu Zhen's Confessions
Twenty-nine years old, poor Wuding riverside bone, still dreaming of a girl. -Chen Tao's "Longxi"
Thirty, there is a beautiful woman, I don't forget, I haven't seen her for a day, and I feel crazy. -Anonymous "Feng Qiu Qin Huang Ge"
Thirty-one, the bright moon is unfamiliar and bitter, and the oblique light wears the beads. -Yan Shu's "Magpie Tread"
Thirty-two years old, a moment that should last forever, came and went unconsciously. -Li Shangyin's "Jinse"
Thirty-three, green silk quilt, golden boudoir. -Chao Bu Zhi "Fishing, Living in Gaodong"
Thirty-four, life and death are rich, Zi Cheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. -Anonymous "The Book of Songs, High Wind and Drumming"
Thirty-five, my belt is getting wider and wider, and I don't regret it. I am thin for Iraq. -Liu Yong's Wu Fengqi
Thirty-six, why not acacia, bamboo on the river. -Wu Jun's "Deng Feier Temple"
Thirty-seven, teach your eyes to have no hatred, and don't believe that there are white heads in the world. -Xin Qiji's "Partridge Sky"
38. I know that this love will not have any result, but it can comfort my soul! . -Li Shangyin's Six Untitled Poems
Thirty-nine, living alone, sad to death. -Anonymous "Shejiang Picking Hibiscus"
Forty, the bright moon building rests alone, and the wine turns into sorrow and tears. -Anonymous "Su Curtain Covering"
Forty-one, after parting, remember to meet each other and dream of being with you several times. -Yan's Three Songs of Partridge Sky
Forty-two, once the sea was difficult for water, amber forever. -Yuan Zhen's Five Poems of Self-reflection
Forty-three, don't hesitate to sing Yangchun if you have a bosom friend. -Yan Shu's "Liu Song from the Mountain Pavilion"
Forty-four, also a bowl of ruthless tears, I hate to meet each other before scraping. -Su Shi Yi
Forty-five, tears can be traced in the end, and it is difficult to send without words. -Chen Duansheng's "Send Outside"
Forty-six, I was going to say I'd come back before I respect you, but I didn't say anything about spring. -Ouyang Xiu's "Jade Tower Spring"
Forty-seven, I miss you like a candle, frying my heart and holding tears. -Chen's "From the King"
48. I know that I have been in love for a long time and I am disappointed with the sound of the river at Wangjiangtou. -Li Shangyin's Walking Alone in Qujiang in Late Autumn
Forty-nine times, the beast furnace sank hookah, and the green marsh flowers wrote the story of acacia line by line. -Zhang Kejiu's Sai Qiu Hong
Fifty, I feel the love of your husband. Looking back, tears filled my eyes. -Lu Tong's "Daughter Song Upstairs"
Fifty-one, sentimental since ancient times. What's more, it is a cold autumn festival. -Liu Yong's "Yulinling"
Shen Yan, a 52-year-old fish, traveled all over the world, and he began to believe in the separation of human beings. -Dai Shulun's Acacia
Fifty-three, after the bleak farewell, the two should be the same, at most, there is no clear resentment under the moon. -Nalan Xingde's "Young Beauty"
Fifty-four, since the monarch, dark in the mirror. Thinking of a gentleman is like running water, why bother to be poor all the time? -Xu Gan's Room Thinking
Fifty-five, if two love for a long time, and morning and night. -Qin Guan's "Queqiao Fairy"
Fifty-six, I am like a Xushan, and Lang is like a stone Buddha. -Zhu Yizun's "Best of Yuanyang Lake"
Fifty-seven, after the famous Princess Lanchai was broadcast, I was stunned by the king's face. -Zhang Qiongying's "Man Jiang Hong Topic Nanjing Yishan Post"
58. We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one and grow on the earth, two branches of a tree ...-Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow.
Fifty-nine times, sentimental only spring court month, still leave people as fallen petal. -Zhang Mi "The Sender"
Sixty, Tianjie was drunk by the beauty bank, and Liangzhi moved into the black towel. -Wu Wenying's "The South Flower on the Night Flying Magpie Zeiss Table"
Sixty-one years old, although my body does not have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. -Li Shangyin "Untitled"
Sixty-two, farewell is like yesterday, and the eaves have been exposed. -Jiang Yan's "Ancient Separation"
Sixty-three, ruthlessness is not like sentimentality, an inch is still inextricably linked. -Yan Shu's "Jade House Spring"
Sixty-four, people feel sentimental and thin, but now they are really not sentimental. -Nalanxingde's "Spread the Happy Sand"
Sixty-five, what's it like? I'm a guest at dusk and I can't bear to see you off. -Wu Wenying's "Qinyuanchun, Send Weng to visit Hubei and Bamboo"
Sixty-six, bonuses are easy to decline, such as Lang Yi, and the water flow is infinite. -Liu Yuxi's Four Poems on Bamboo Branches
Sixty-seven, don't come to Le Shu, half a year old, an inch away from the intestines. -Wei Zhuang's "Ying Tianchang"
Sixty-eight, acacia has no words, don't waste your tears on flowers. -Yan's Three Songs of Partridge Sky
Sixty-nine, but strangely, this dream is very short. -Wu Wenying's "Passing through the Old Residence of Beijing"
Seventy, to endure, to endure; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever. -Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow
Seventy-one, be there or be square, how can you be ruthless. -Sima Guang's "Xijiang Moon"
Seventy-two, meaning long and hate short. Suffering from lovesickness all day, so that the body is thin and gradually relaxed. -Yan Ren's "Spring on the Jade Floor".
Seventy-three, say to Ling Hua, see who is thin. -Lu Xu's "Rui He Xian Mei"
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