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Why should I change my name?

A few months ago, I changed my name and informed all my friends. I changed my name because a big sister friend took me to visit a teacher who specializes in names. Out of curiosity, I took the exam there and asked about my future. I mentioned many friends' names in the exchange, in fact, to verify the accuracy of this expert's speech. After several rounds, it was almost 70% accurate. After all, we only talk about people's character and destiny by name, and the inevitable connection is limited. But since the accuracy of 70% also shows that this teacher is an expert in this field, we can more or less see some loopholes that may exist in your life and can give you some targeted reminders and help. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. In retrospect, I have lived for decades, and this is not the first time I have changed my name. Because I was born during the Cultural Revolution, I naturally have a name with the color of Cultural Revolution. Later, my parents felt that the name that was in line with the times was really against the sense of culture and changed it once. Perhaps the household registration system was chaotic at that time, and the name on my household registration book has not changed since then, so I have three names: Cultural Revolution name, former name and registered name. Perhaps there are too many names, and the god of fate in charge of names doesn't know which name to refer to to to design my destiny, so he allocates my destiny according to the name of the stage. I didn't know until I met my teacher that the fate brought by my past name has always been like autumn grass. In order to stop making autumn grass, I gave a fourth name. Finally, I can hope that fate shines as it does in art photos. I am still trying to find out how my destiny can shine, but at least my mood is fresh. The new name will guide me to confidently confront the challenges I may have worried about in the past, in exchange for a happy mood and new hope for the future. Based on this, I recommended many friends to meet this teacher and listen to him talk about his past and future. If we can put aside superstitious feelings for a while, we will find that people who can analyze the past and future of life are usually expert analysts. He can analyze, judge and classify the people in front of him in the fastest time, so as to judge the weaknesses and key points of the interviewee. An expert is someone who stands taller than others and sees farther than others. Some interviewed friends immediately put down their vigilance and changed their names as long as 30% of the content analyzed by the teacher is correct; A friend asked questions because his marriage was blocked, and he was held accountable by the teacher. This time, because of his own tossing, there will be no good result. It's really amazing. Friends naturally believed it, so they changed their names first. Another rational friend met the teacher. The teacher said that my friend was weak and sick, and it was difficult to die well. I also said that my friend's child's name is good, and it doesn't need to be revised (after coming out, my friend told me that the child's name was named by the master). How can a friend not change his mind in this reality? Some friends are at a loss, because as soon as the teacher says what's on his mind, he immediately panics. It makes people laugh and cry, so it is concluded that the interviewee must have his own basic values and analytical ability, otherwise it will be torture for both sides. A friend quietly showed the teacher his brother's name. The teacher said it was a short-lived name and needed to be revised. As a result, my friend frankly said that my brother died last year. This seems to be a tragedy without cause and effect. If you look at it from the fashionable so-called development perspective, wouldn't it be better to change your name earlier? The fruitless argument needs to stop here. There are thousands of people, which is quite interesting. Aside from those wise men, as an individual, I often don't know what trajectory I have made in my life, so there will be some experts who can draw your past trajectory. They may be your parents, your teachers, your friends and your fortune teller. They will keep telling you how many degrees you missed, or how many wrong steps you may have taken during your trip. So you analyze, understand and constantly revise your own value system and action line, and move forward in the journey from the sky. The person who reminds you may also be your cunning enemy, stubborn opponent, your witch and your closest relative. Someone asked me why I changed my name, because I got happiness from changing my name. Happiness is a result. When we are not sure about the occurrence and development of external things, what we should do well must be to grasp ourselves. We don't have to obsess over the teacher's analysis and expectation of specific things. Our ultimate requirement for life is happiness, so the teacher's reminder is to tell you that you may be happier by doing so. The intellectual game between monkeys and crocodiles is due to the needs of monkeys and the confusion of crocodiles. If the monkey only cares about his present fate, he will never live across the river. The monkey has not forgotten that his ultimate goal is to live happily. Dear friends, please don't forget that our ultimate need is to live happily. That's how I reminded myself, so I changed my name.