Humor of Spring Festival in a blink of an eye

1, good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate is long. Friend, I wish you a happy new year and all the best.

2, the Spring Festival is coming, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, can't reach it, stand up, someone respects, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

3. I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha everyday! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

4. New Year greetings on the second day of the first month: southwest western gods; Oriental god of wealth; Your god in the northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food!

5, the new year is coming, you in the distance, take good care of yourself, eat when you are hungry, wear when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

You haven't invited me to dinner in the past year. How's it going? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Happy spring festival!

7. After the Chinese New Year, I feel better, my lover is more beautiful, my career is smoother, my financial path is wider, my body is healthier, I have more friends, and things are smoother.

8. The Spring Festival is a festive festival, and it is inseparable! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

9. Happy New Year, all the best, a safe year, a happy year, a dream come true and a brilliant career. I wish you a good year!

10, it is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

1 1, the voice of Rinrin's mobile phone is my greeting; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; A gentle voice is your smile. Happy new year!

12, Happy Spring Festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, * * cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, rackets, and gold everywhere!

13, I may forget the person who laughed with me; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble.

14, no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how hot peppers are, how ghosts are, and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival!

15, during the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, form diamond ice, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful!

16, I will send you a wishing tree in the Spring Festival, which contains pistachios, lucky plums, cantaloupes, plump dates, moist plums and happy peaches, reflecting your good fortune for one year!

17, during the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl cream, bear agate fruit, and be careful to be beaten.

18. No matter how busy I am, I will treat you to coffee. No matter how bad I am, I will let you live well. No matter how tired I am, I will send you a message. No matter how bitter I am, I will be your good friend for life. Happy new year.

19, I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I hope the sun will shine and melt in winter.