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The old man talks about daquan
Second, steamed bread fights with noodles. As a result, the steamed bun cried, so I went home to call the steamed bun to find a face. As a result, the instant noodles opened. Steamed bread says that if the sample burns its head, it won't know you.
In fact, I already regard you as my girlfriend in my heart, but I will respect your idea. Please let me know when I think I can be your boyfriend.
4. Once upon a time, we strolled around the bright moon in Qin Dynasty and fell in love with each other. I also left tang style Song Yun and held hands; Smile for you, pluck the rhyme for you, and have no regrets all my life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I only love you for a thousand years!
5. miss every day, but don't meet every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum! Rat poison to cook noodles!
6. The wind blows in my direction, pointing to where you appear. The power of love at first sight has kept you in mind. The truth is that you are stupid enough to think you can enjoy your kindness. Always wandering around you, I hope you can find this abnormality. Take you into my world to fly, forget all the sadness and let happiness last forever!
Seven, although it is predestined friends, but I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts of this life, complete the affection in the afterlife.
Eight, o has the feeling of love, called empathy; There is a tacit understanding of love, that is, the heart is connected; There is a promise of love, called everlasting; There is a way to love, that is, to hold your hand and grow old with your son. Would you like to?
Nine, "from left to right": Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.
Don't be afraid, I'm here.
Eleven, you said I was sentimental and depressed, yes, I admit it. But you can think about it. A person who claims to love you says that he loves you very much. When he suddenly finds himself not thinking, thinking, doing and loving what you love, shouldn't he show sadness and melancholy? Can you still keep him calm as if nothing had happened?
Twelve, the world will be warm because of love, the world will depend on love, and the world will be warm because of you. I hope you can accompany me all the way and be a happy passer-by.
Thirteen, if I really say my inner guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't say it, I think I'm worthless.
Fourteen, I miss you like a song, flying; Miss you like a river, flowing; Miss you like a cloud; Floating; I think you are a kiss, and it feels very comfortable. Miss you is not frozen, miss you forever.
If I had a magic lamp, I would have three chances to make a wish. But I only need one! I will make this wish: I want you to have countless afterlives and love you for a hundred thousand centuries!
I wrote love letters, sent roses, took photos, made phone calls and sent messages!
Boy: I want to ask you something. Girl: What is it? Boy: Play a play with me. Girl: What's on? Boy: Play my wife. Girl: How long will it last? Boy: All my life. Sixty years later, a white-haired grandmother stroked the old man in the hospital bed and sighed: If only the play would never end. Old man: I want to ask you something. Grandma: What's this? Don: In the next life, will you play a sequel with me?
In the vast sea of people, meeting you and falling in love with you is my biggest dream. Let me realize my dream and engrave your shadow deeply in my heart. I can't forget it!
I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the gutter, I will pick it up and walk with it.
Twenty, love someone, just want to hear his voice; To love a person is to look at his face; Love you, don't need to use gorgeous language to decorate; Love you, hide in my heart, warm in your heart!
2 1. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes have missed their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!
22. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.
Twenty-three, the breeze is my gentle call to you; Flowers bloom, and you fill my eyes; Raindrops, you touch my touching heartstrings; Sunshine makes your smiling face brighter!
24. I want to hold your hand and see the fragrance of roses in the morning; Want to hold your hand and watch the brilliance of meteors at night; I want to hold your hand and watch the beautiful blooming of the four seasons. As long as you are here, you will be happy.
Twenty-five, miss you alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!
Twenty-six, girl, you are fine.
Twenty-seven, not instant warmth, but eternal companionship; Not ambiguous language, but spiritual communication; It is not difficult to find someone who loves you, but it is difficult to love you as much as I do all my life!
28. What is love? Cats fall in love with fish and are reluctant to eat it; The wolf fell in love with the sheep and could not bear to swallow it; Clouds fall in love with the sky and are unwilling to disperse; I fell in love with you and decided to rely on you all my life!
Twenty-nine, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won relationship with each other. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.
I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it's still in the safe. I have to send you a message. I hope we will never screw up.
Thirty-one, open a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, understanding of four flavors, and understanding of five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.
At the age of 32, every girl is an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she will cry and become a mortal. So boys must not let girls down, because girls give up the whole heaven for you!
Thirty-three, the wind blew away the vicissitudes of life; Rain, taking away the confusion; This world, with you, has a dream, and when I see you, I see the direction of progress; Love you is not negotiable!
Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: for you, I can go to the moon in nine days and catch turtles in five oceans! Because: Na Yue is you and that turtle is you!
35. I like you, I really like you. If I can, I will fold you up and take it with me as my amulet, so I don't have to be afraid of being taken away by others.
36. My people and my heart belong to you. My people are here and my heart is here. My heart, I already gave it to you.
Thirty-seven, if you dare, live with Lao Tzu for life!
38. I fell in love with a girl. I fell in love with her at first sight My heart is full of her and I miss her. Think after reading the message. You two know each other very well. Actually, you are my girl.
I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.
From the first moment I met you, I found that I finally found my other half. I want to give you a lifetime of happiness, and I firmly believe that life will not waver!
4 1. Sadness can be divided and happiness can be merged. In the days when the future approaches infinity, my blessing to you is derivable and greater than zero, and I am willing to give you the greatest compound function of happiness forever.
Talk with feelings for a lifetime.
1, thinking that commitment is a lifetime, and finally only lasts for a while. But sadness is only temporary, and open-mindedness is a lifetime.
2, no one can accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.
3. It is agreed that a lifetime is a lifetime, one hour less a day and one minute less a second are not a lifetime.
I suffered all my life, and I also suffered all my life. Dumped the world and prospered.
If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
6. Some people meet too early, while others meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.
7. I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life, and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this hateful person to complain.
8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.
9. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy.
10, I once said that I have believed all my life, but in fact, my life is too long, long enough to change a person, forget a person, and even fall in love with another person.
1 1. You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".
12, if you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, don't force it, let it be.
13, some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.
14, I thought I could stay with you all my life, but I didn't expect my life to be yours.
15, people don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.
16. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand to the end.
17, experience, then regret, do what you want, choose what you love, not what others think is right, and live for yourself all your life.
Not for life, not for life.
1, the three major illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and Ta likes you.
2. The strong are not without sadness, but turn sadness into strength; The weak are not unhappy, but turn happiness into trouble.
3. Ask yourself, is it easier to change your body shape, your personality or your efforts? If you don't want to do any of these three things, then don't complain about the unfairness of fate.
4, people, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.
5. When suffering, don't suffer in vain, always shout out the meaning of existence and bear some transcendence of life.
6, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always be there; Success is not arrogant, failure is not impetuous, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are at ease, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.
7. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look ahead and look back, and groan without illness, all because your life is not exciting enough.
8. No kind of love requires you to give up your dignity, bring disgrace to oneself, and make you suffer. Love may make you feel overwhelmed, jealous, angry and tearful. But it is warm in the end, which can give you pleasure and security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.
9. If we don't love each other, don't lie. There is still a long way to go.
10, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can turn a dish into a feast. Only by finding a life that truly belongs to them and keeping the style can we live our own wonderful life.
1 1. When you really can't let it go, go to the intensive care unit or the cemetery. It is easy for you to understand that you have got too much, and then you have to be greedy, have too little time and have too many interesting things. From the perspective of respecting life, there is no need to entangle. Feng Tang
12, I suddenly found that I had lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.
13, so many things that you thought were going to kill you at that time, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.
14, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.
15, the size that the chest can touch is called bust, and the size that the chest can't touch is called bust. What the eyes can see is called vision, and what the eyes can't see is called vision. What you can say in your mouth is called content, and what you can't say in your mouth is called connotation. The expression you can see on your face is called color, and the expression you can't see on your face is called verve.
16, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.
17. You will meet two kinds of people in your life: those who promote you and those who attack you. But in the end, you will thank both.
18, if someone steals my pen, I pray to the Lord that it is broken. If someone steals my candy, I will pray to God that it stinks. If someone steals my heart, I pray to God that I can steal his heart, too.
19, when we love the future, we have many ideas and standards; Once love comes, the previous standards are useless, and Ta is the standard.
20. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can be changed. They are not lifelong people. If they don't talk all their lives, they can let go.
Bian Xiao: I didn't meet the best Bian Xiao until the end: the world didn't choose you, but you chose the world. Bian Xiao: Don't envy the superficial scenery of others. In fact, everyone has their own inner sufferings. Some people look at you all their lives, but ignore you all their lives.
1. Peace of mind and happiness are nothing more than three things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.
The people we love have the most power to hurt us.
There are two realms in life: wordless pain and wordless laughter.
4. Life will be relaxed if you get along with people with an open mind.
The safe haven I want is not the house, but the t a is actually very small. As big as your heart. There is room in this safe haven, a tear, a hug and a sweet word.
6. Life is not long, don't let yourself live in memories all the time.
I don't think you don't have a car, and I don't think you don't have a house. As long as you have a heart-to-heart talk with me, I won't clean and cook well. I need you to show off. You and I should shoulder to shoulder, run a well-off life together and grow old together. This is love.
I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.
9. I think only in the age of ignorance will people indulge in instantaneous brilliance, because the light of wisdom is often persistent and simple.
10. What should be abandoned is helplessness, and what should not be abandoned is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.
1 1. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
12. A woman hovers between two men, usually she always chooses one instead of two or none. In fact, men may take more and save more, but women are different.
13. A person who talks about everything but is paranoid about love is desperate for perfection. Can love work together? If we can work together, is it still love?
14. Don't treat work as an annoyance outside of life, but integrate it into our lives and our hearts. Then, we will naturally pay willingly and feel the necessity of this life with the most enthusiastic heart.
15. There are so many sorrows and so many desolations in the future that only I can resist them.
16. Everyone's life center always hides a person. Maybe this person will never know. However, whenever it is mentioned or touched lightly, it will hurt faintly.
17. The missed hourglass, the time you can't go back, the fragrance of the years, the vicissitudes of life, and the flow of time.
18. If men are too kind to women, they can only cultivate more and more old women who are greedy for goldfish and women who take it for granted. When men really can't stand it and fly away, women will find themselves nothing.
19. In fact, life is a process of betrayal. It's not just others who betray us, or we betray others, even ourselves. Teeth will betray you and attack your lips; Hair will betray you, time will wave a white flag; The soul will betray you, run away with another person, or live with a pile of money.
20. The best things in life are always associated with the worst, and the ultimate happiness is often sadness. Happiness is short-lived, and when people want to seize it, it has gone far.
2 1. Dreams are the outlet of the soul. People who have dreams are never old. Besides dreams, what else can we use to fight against the passage of time?
22. I only wish: the world is stable and the years are quiet.
23. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
Your memory is so fascinating that I can't get rid of it at all.
25. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.
26. Some people look at you all their lives, but ignore you all their lives.
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