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Technician No. 9 1

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Text/Liu Qiji

1. Broken Dragon Stone

She put the toothbrush and toothpaste on the sink After setting it up, wipe off the water stains on the white porcelain table. I smiled dumbly, thinking that it was still the same as before, always making a mess on the sink every time I washed. I said it several times, but it didn’t work so I stopped saying it.

Toothbrushes, toothpaste, and facial cleanser are placed. It turned out to be a bunch of things piled together haphazardly, so I bought some storage partitions. Put the toiletries away, but he always messes them up.

Towels and bath towels are folded separately, and socks and underwear are also placed in the clothes basket I bought in the closet according to their colors. Look at the clothes in the closet. Long coats and shirts are hanging on hangers, and other clothes are folded and stacked there.

Sitting on a chair in front of the large French window, she lit a cigarette. My hands, which were already a little cold from doing housework just now, felt a little warmer.

Her hands are very beautiful, so smooth that they look incredible. People often told her this before, including him. I think I will hear it often in the future. I looked at my hands and suddenly some places started to peel due to too much soap or detergent. Just a little bit, it'll be fine, just take good care of it for a few days and it'll be fine.

Fumbling with the sofa chair, she also chose it herself. Off-white, with a rough texture, it goes well with the decoration in the entire house.

Looking back at the closet that had been packed away, I picked out the big items myself and added the intimate clothes for him one by one. That's just the way he is, he never buys more clothes, but most men can't take care of themselves.

Girlfriends generally have a mother's mentality. I forgot where I saw this sentence. At this time she felt very useful.

Put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, and the ashtray was also cleaned. The cigarette was out, but the smoke was still curling up. There was a lipstick mark on the cigarette butt, which was dark red. She rarely uses lipstick because of work. But this was just a gift from him, and I don’t know who I learned it from. She said he was wasting money while accepting it, thinking that this one must be used up. She stood up and picked up the trolley suitcase that was less than her waist.

This is all her stuff. It took so many boxes to fill such a big room, but when she left, she only had this small box.

There is a cup, a toothbrush, a towel, and a pair of slippers. There is also a toiletry bag and a few pieces of clothing.

Take all these away, and there will be nothing of your own here.

She thought so.

Before leaving, she entered the bathroom again. This was the first time she entered this home. I wanted to take one more look when I was leaving. It's my own face in the mirror. I've been feeling haggard for a while now, and it's been a long time since I've worn makeup as grandly as today.

"My charm is still there" I looked at myself in the mirror and whispered this sentence for some reason. After saying this, he even made himself laugh, remembering that this was a line from a novel that he didn't know where he read. It didn't sound very serious at first, and I hid the smile that made me laugh so hard.

Without those life-killing chemicals, the skin will be very restless, like an addict in a drug rehabilitation center. Give it a little fiercely, and it starts to exude a life-threatening beauty.

Put the key on the shoe cabinet at the door. This is where she taught him to put the key every day when he enters the door. It’s easy to put them around, but when you get up early in the morning, you have to look for them all over the house.

Look back and smile.

"哐"

The sound of the door is like the broken dragon stone in the mausoleum of the previous life. The sound of the sound is the separation between yin and yang.

This was also a word she knew from the novels he liked to read. She had never read it before, so it might be a bit exaggerated. But the separation between Yin and Yang is much more cruel than living without seeing cruelty in this life.

This was what she said when she told him about the plot of a romance novel. Unexpectedly, she would apply it to herself this time.

On the ninth day of March, I read the weather forecast and there was no rain today. The wind was beautiful and the early spring sunshine was very gentle. She wrapped her windbreaker tightly and got on the light rail at the door.

They say TV series are crappy, but life is far more crappy than scripts.

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2. Sansheng Stone

People say that there are five thousand years of civilization. What can last for thousands of years must be great wisdom, and it is now called intangible cultural heritage.

At least the new girl is always shouting like this and looks lively and cute. I am only 19 years old and I don’t know how I got into this industry.

This is a place called Duoze. When you hear it, you will know that there is a lot of water and infinite gentleness.

At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the downtown area started to look a little different. Some people just get off work and it's time for them to go to work.

"Jiu'er, new guest. Go ahead. That manager Zhang heard that the little girl was here, so he didn't call you for a taste. No. 7, go ahead. Don't be careless."

The person who was called No. 7 was the little girl who kept shouting that she was an intangible cultural heritage. She had a happy face and was 1.7 meters tall. Now this industry has evolved over thousands of years, and there is nothing deceitful about it. But there is a story about who is coming. They all have names and surnames. When it comes to this, they are all replaced by numbers.

Being happy is a good thing. Only people like me who are in their mid-twenties lose their energy.

Nine is your own number. Mothers with local accents always add the Erhua sound at the end. When the call is called for a long time, it becomes Jiuer Jiuer. Er is the last sound and is not pronounced out. She likes it when people call her that, because it sounds like a name.

"Hello sir, Technician No. 9 is at your service"

With a smile on her face, no one would have imagined that the sad look on her face just now was also hers. The same thing is that the eyes are empty, not a short-term daze, like a habit, the emptiness seems to have the depth of time.

Thanks to the dim lights in the room. Scented candles are a source of light. They say they add mood, but in fact, most drunk guests can’t even see who is who, so they can relax here. The knowledge inside is not interesting either. Jiu'er didn't think much about it.

"Ah...Hello."

It's also common for guests to be reserved. They all said they were new guests. She was asked to come because they were afraid that the new kid would be ignorant and the guest would be restrained. If she is also cautious, then this business will never happen again.

"You smell like alcohol all over your body, so drink up. I'll get you a glass of water first." Jiu'er stood at the door, her tone a little delicate, and she seemed to be a little dissatisfied, but But it makes people feel warm when they hear it. It's not like meeting for the first time, more like two people who are already acquainted. She greets you softly when you come home drunk.

After speaking, Jiuer turned and walked away, about to pour water, when he heard a voice behind him.

"Ah... OK, thank you, thank you."

She said the word "thank you" four times in a row, and Jiu'er knew that he either really thanked her or was nervous.

The door that had just been closed for a second immediately opened again. He was so frightened that he sat on the bed and thought.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you whether you drink black tea or green tea. Pu'er is also available, which is just right for hangover." Jiuer smiled after finishing speaking. She didn't know that a girl's smile itself is dangerous. Coupled with the purposeful smile of this kind of profession, it is even more dangerous.

Jiu'er has two dimples that "can kill you when you smile." This is what he told her later, and while saying this, he poked the dimples with his hands.

"You said you Were you really nervous at that time, or was it intentional? "Jiu'er lay on his chest and drew circles with her fingers.

It was still raining outside the window, and it was damp. The bed was also damp, as if the rain had fallen into the house.

He curled her hand tighter, lowered his head and sucked on Jiu'er's hair.

"I'm really nervous, really, I lied to you puppy. "

"The last time you played a game and said you wouldn't kill anyone, you jumped out of the house together and shot the puppy. Didn't you kill him and then bark three times like a dog? ”

Don’t believe what a man says.

It’s a joke to say it at this time. In ancient times, women said that they would be widows, soaked in pig cages, and cried down the Great Wall before they gave up. One is better than the other. Tragic.

Put it later, these words become a thorn in my heart. It hurts when I think about it. I forget whether it is heartache or a thorn.

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3. Technician No. 9

Tang Lin once watched a TV series called Give Me a Cigarette. It was about romance, and it was treated as a normal drama. He didn't make a deep impression after watching it.

Originally, he didn't like to participate in this kind of group building, but he happened to be in a bad mood, and he heard that there was a drink, so he joined him. A big old man, a straight man of steel and concrete, sitting together, drinking too much, bragging and talking, and can't do without money and women.

"If you ask me, you guys can brag*, no one has ever done anything with a real sword. Hurry up and have a drink, eh! Tang Lin, I think that fish in my fish tank is very... Like the one you have now!"

As he spoke, Zhang Gong pointed at Tang Lin's wine glass and shouted, this is Manager Zhang. He has a technical background, but he likes to be called Mr. Zhang. After working together for a few years, he knows that this person has no leadership airs. He was laughing and joking, this drinking session was also his fault.

"By the way, Xiao Tang, how was your last blind date? I didn't hear you say anything later. Come on, let's talk." Watching Tang Lin drink up the bottom of the glass, Zhang The worker poured him wine again and again and picked him with his eyes. I don’t know if it’s because of the alcohol, but the muscles on my face are a little out of control. No matter how Tang Lin looked at it, he felt that this man was really ugly.

"Hey, let's stop talking. There's nothing to say."

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm cowardly! Hurry up, I'll tell you after you finish. Let’s talk about the scene at the movie theater last time, oh my*, I’m so excited, I’ll tell you.”

The one with the curse words in the back is Xiaolin, whose full name is hard to pronounce, and he’s a local. He is enthusiastic, has a good drinking capacity, and has a bit of a go-for-broke spirit. As soon as he drank, he lost his ability to talk, but he was also the most popular among the group of women, or the most capable of being a rogue, which is very appropriate.

After three rounds of drinking, several people were already drunk. After talking for a long time, alcohol rushed to his mind. Zhang Gong put his arm on Tang Lin and Xiao Lin, and sprayed Tang Lin's face with the smell of alcohol and bad breath.

"Hey, I said Xiao Lin"

Xiao Lin thought he was being called, so he quickly agreed: "Hey, what's the matter, you said brother."

"I didn't call you, Tang Lin, Tang Lin! "

Supporting Zhang Gong, who was already too much, Tang Lin responded quickly. He was obviously driving him, and shouting so loudly proved that he was drunk.

"Hey, you. You're just too dull. You're twenty-eight and you don't have a wife. Why, your family is so useless."

Hahahahaha, The five people strutting on the street were laughing unbridled.

"No, there must be something wrong with you, brother, why don't you go to the telephone pole and record your phone number for you? What XX Men's Hospital, the first day of treatment, the second day will not delay normalcy Go to work."

There was another burst of laughter. Tang Lin didn't feel annoyed and yelled back. When he came to his senses, he noticed that Zhang Gong was reaching for the taxi. Thinking that he was dying and wanted to go home, Tang Lin woke up and went over to help him. I heard Zhang Gong shouting there again.

"Let's go, let's go! Hey Xiao Lin, Lin Mi! You go and call a taxi, and we'll go pinch your feet! You know that place in Dozawa!"

Xiao Lin felt like he should go. After stopping the car, Tang Lin passed by and muttered something but he didn't understand anything, but he could hear a few words, something about showing you the ancient cultural heritage. Tang Lin had wanted to go home for a long time, but since the group event was here, he just wanted to follow it.

Several drunkards arrived at the office building, and the nightlife in Doze was also rich. I've heard them talk about it before, but I've never been there myself. I thought it would be okay to pinch my feet, but the further I walked, the worse it felt. Xiao Lin was familiar with the road and entered an apartment building. He stopped in front of a door on the 19th floor and knocked on the door.

Tang Lin didn’t see any signboard, and he started playing drums as soon as he felt relieved.

As soon as the door opened, an elder sister came out in a black dress. In this winter, thanks to the sufficient heating, Tang Lin felt cold.

"Mr. Zhang is here, come and invite us inside. There are new little brothers this time, come in quickly. A young girl happened to come here a while ago, she is very lively..."

As soon as Zhang Gong hugged his eldest sister, he seemed to be hugging his daughter-in-law when he returned to his own home. Maybe he was not so eager to hug his daughter-in-law. The eldest sister didn't mind his smell of alcohol either.

There is a single room for each person, and the lights in the room are dark and a bit stuffy. His body hadn't warmed up yet, so Tang Lin didn't take off his coat. The eldest sister just now brought him in after arranging the others. She saw that all those people had been here before, and she remembered clearly what the number was.

Xiao Lin also said: "First come, first served brothers! I'll go first."

Zhang Gong also made a concluding speech: "I will reimburse the wine money, you guys You pay for the massage yourself! Remember, we'll be drinking until after 11 o'clock.

Tang Lin thought bad and realized that the foot pinching and massage they were talking about were probably code names. He was still unsure about what was going to happen next, so he could only sit on the bed and read a novel. After reading a few I started to panic when I read the word, and when I started to panic, I started to read the novel again.

"Hello sir, Technician No. 9 is at your service." ”