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Talking about your appearance in a funny and willful space has affected my healthy growth.

1. What do you think most about standing in the bungee jumping place? I want to pee anyway!

2. The canteen, don't go, it's my treat, let's go.

I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

4. A wrong hand holding and an absurd decision made a devil's soul.

Now, it is sunny outside. I sat in a chair and wrote down my feelings after failure.

6. When I was a child, every time I finished the exam, my teacher would draw a dragon ball on my test paper and collect seven dragon balls, so that I could ask my father to go to school once.

7. I am not your little raccoon. I can't have fun like you.

8. The three cruelest words in the world are not that I don't love you, not that I break up, but that I get up quickly.

9. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

10. Today, the police came to see me again and said they would arrest me if they were more handsome.

1 1. Long hair and waist are nothing, maybe you have bangs and waist.

12. People who use smart phones are good children, because they have to go home to charge every day.

13. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

14. Ma Ma said that she would treat me as I did during the rebellious period.

15. When two people get along, what gets along well is called a story, and what gets along badly is called an accident.

16. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

17. Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

18. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

19. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

20. I just patted my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

2 1. Mosquito gave me six bags a night, but I haven't promised its pursuit yet. . .

22. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!

23. Do you want to summon a dragon when you don't talk to me?

24. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have been looking at each other for more than ten miles.

25. Too many worries are too heavy and complicated, and they are all old scars tied to you. Okay, forget it.

There is a gecko looking at me on the ceiling, and I don't know what to say to it. The atmosphere in the whole room became awkward.

27. At an early age, I was defeated by my big breasts before I knew what love was.

28. I can be broad-minded or narrow-minded. For example, I can lend you 9 yuan, you don't have to pay it back, but if you take one of my 9 yuan chicken wings, I won't stop you.

29. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

I hope it is not an alarm clock but a dream that wakes you up every day, but my dream is not to get up.

3 1. I accidentally tore up my classmate's Chinese book and folded the plane. She said she would cut me in two days and waited for more than a year. She doesn't have me in her heart. no

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

33. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.

34. Some people say they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

You're welcome, just throw me some money.

36. Once a little girl came to me and said, Brother, you are so handsome. I rushed up and slapped you. That's bullshit! ! !

37. I have always thought that you have a natural temperament. Last night, I finally stole a key to the zoo for you.

38. Anyone can pretend to be B for a while, but it is difficult to pretend to be B for a lifetime.

39. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po used to be lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?

40. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

Famous words of healthy growth _ Famous words of healthy growth

1 Keeping healthy is an obligation to yourself, but also to the society.

Franklin (USA)

People can only survive if they have material things; One must have ideals to talk about life. Do you want to know the difference between life and life? Animals live, while people live.

Hugo

Life is like running water. Only when it rushes forward can it be beautiful and meaningful.

Zhang Wentian

Everyone has a certain ideal, which determines the direction of his efforts and judgment. In this sense, I have never regarded ease and happiness as the purpose of life itself-this ethical basis I call the ideal of pigsty.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

Don't look at the past with sentimental eyes, because the past will never come back. The smartest thing to do is to deal with your present-now in your hands, you should meet your dream future with the spirit of an upright man.

Longferro

There are two things whose value will only be found after they are lost-youth and health.

Arabic aphorism

Respect for life, respect for others and respect for one's own life are companionship in the process of life and a condition of mental health.

Frome

People who are healthy are always young, and those who are not in debt are always rich.

anonymous

Health is a condition of wisdom and a sign of happiness.

Emerson (USA)

10 Good health and high physical training are important conditions for effective mental work.

Jepritzkaya (former Soviet Union)

1 1 A child's words and deeds are like a mirror, reflecting the spirit of the family and parents, so if you want a good child, you must first set an example. The daily words and deeds of parents or educators are the most convincing to cultivate children's personality.

Masaji Taniguchi

12 We should give children courage and self-confidence and help them develop, as Smith, Dean of Baglio College, Oxford University wrote in his letter to the British Prime Minister 19 19: If you are open-minded, keen-eyed and love the truth, you can resist unreasonable sophistry, stale beliefs, grandstanding and hypocritical words.

Mrs Gandhi

13 surplus and contraction period is not only in the sky; Blessings that nourish grace can last forever.

[Three Kingdoms] Cao Cao

14 Hope is the source of life. Without hope, life will wither.

Franklin

15 Parents are children's first teachers, and children are a mirror of their mothers.

Li Xiuyun

A healthy body is more valuable than a crown.

English proverb

17 people, the most precious thing is life. Life only belongs to people once.

Ostrovsky

18 Smile at life anyway.

Fu qike

19 People who know the true meaning of life can prolong their short lives.

cicero

As a middle school student, you must have such boldness of vision: a body that can resist hunger, cold and falls, and a head that is not afraid of the wind, can't sleep and doesn't know what dizziness is.

Mao dun

2 1 Our only sorrow is to live in hope without hope.

Dante

Don't decorate yourself with treasures, arm your body with health.

European proverb

If you love your son, you should teach him integrity, you should accept evil, arrogance, luxury and lewdness, and you should be evil yourself. Fourth, spoil Lu Ye.

Zuo zhuan

Eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and Pengfei waves in spring.

Sima guang

The weak and the sick deceive others, while the strong and the strong deceive others.

Han proverb

Be sure to lay a good foundation from an early age and exercise anytime and anywhere.

Xu Teli

Health is the first wealth in life.

Emerson (USA)

Science is nothing more than curiosity about life, religion is awe of life, literature is admiration for life, and art is appreciation of life.

Lin Yutang

Health is like gold.

Gorky (former Soviet Union)

30. Exercise yourself from an early age to be strong, to work hard, not to be coquettish, to go far and go high!

Enrico Fermi

3 1 Teenagers are full of vigor and vitality, and they have their own youthful moments. Lipper

Making a person's limited life more effective is equivalent to prolonging his life.

Lu Xun

Health is not a matter of physical condition, but a matter of mental condition.

Mrs. Eddie (USA)

Healthy people have hope; A hopeful person has everything.

Arabic proverb

Nothing in the world is more beautiful than strong muscles and fresh skin.

Mayakovski (former Soviet Union)

A person's body, by no means personal, should be regarded as a valuable asset of society. All young people who are interested in making contributions to society and making great achievements for the country must cherish their health very much.

Xu Teli

Men are born eight feet without ambition.

Feng Menglong

We just want to give our children two permanent legacies: one is roots and the other is wings.

The lost name

Compared with diseases, we can appreciate the value of health.

English proverb

Health is a kind of freedom-second to none among all freedoms.

Yamei Road (Switzerland)

Only when you are in good health can you study well and work well, and you can develop in a balanced way.

Zhou Enlai

As long as you make full use of it, life is long.

Mihara

If there is no ideal incentive, the activities of 43 people will become empty and small.

Chernyshevski

Life does not sell round-trip tickets. Once you leave, you can never come back.

Romain Rolland

It is a man's responsibility to keep healthy.

Spinoza (Netherlands)

Everyone dies in the world, which is no small matter. Once you die, you will never see heaven, the earth, the sun and the moon again. Put all your eggs in one basket. Living between heaven and earth, everyone has a life and cannot be reborn.

Yamato sutra

If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning.

Tao Qian

My father made it clear that if I want to have more power, I must continue to argue with him on every issue. I complained about his rude attitude, and he roared, I don't have much time to talk to you. This is the only way I can teach you to work. It seems that this is the way he cultivated, cultivated and made me.

Thomas Watson Jr

The ideal person is a trinity of morality, physique and talent.

(Japan) Kimura Kuiyi

There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

Shavian

5 1 Compared with diamonds, gold and diamonds are useless wastes.

anonymous

Everyone has a life, and it is impossible to be reborn.

Yamato sutra

Love doesn't matter, so it hurts.

Comprehensive Mirror to Aid in Government

It is necessary to take care of the child, but if all the stones on his road are cleaned up and all the potholes are leveled, he may be safe for the time being, but at the same time he will lose the ability to walk rough roads.

Sunpuyuan

Strict father's loving mother at home makes no difference. If it is strict, both parents are strict; You say kindness, your parents are kindness. A family gets along like friends.

Fukuzawa Yukichi

Ideal can bring joy to the unfortunate people in the world!

The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

Before we know what life is, we have killed half of it.

Herbert

As the old saying goes, industrious people are industrious. In my opinion, if you use your brain diligently without using your physical strength, your career may not be perfect; It is definitely more advantageous to use both, both physically and mentally.

Lao She

If a person doesn't know which dock he is heading for, then no wind is downwind.

Seneca, Lucius Annaeus

Reality is this shore, and ideal is the other shore. There is a swift river in the middle, and action is a bridge over it.

Krylov

6 1 separating children from their peers will bring indelible trauma to their hearts.

The lost name

Spring Festival in 2020: Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

1 If someone is stabbing me in the heart, I will gouge out his lungs.

I'm so good that I don't even look at the pig.

How can China have a population of 65.438+300 million?

4 Funny Quotations: Actually, I'm not lazy, just don't want to do those unnecessary things.

How can you be so calm about those people who secretly love me?

Turning your face is faster than turning over a book. It's not terrible. The terrible thing is that she will turn back.

I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink water for me?

8 advise you not to go for plastic surgery, or it is more reliable to be reborn as soon as possible!

I am a smiling bird. I can't fly high.

10 I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Let's get married, it's my treat!

1 1 If I die, I will definitely use my soul to get my heart back from you.

12 Without mistress, who will witness your shameless happiness?

13 found that the clothes could not be worn, and told myself that it was not that I was fat, but that the clothes had shrunk.

14 You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

15 Ren Lei's Quotations: If you want to harvest, you have to pay 5 million yuan to spend 2 yuan.

16 Don't make me keep saying I love you. If you want to listen, find a repeater.

17 The most attractive thing is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Love is like a play. I want to play a play with you without an end.

19 well, we are all rolling with the earth, rolling farther and farther.

Secret love is a pantomime, and it is a tragedy to say it!

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world as 2 1.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

Smoke in your left hand, drink in your right hand, and enjoy loneliness!

Since the space music was changed to restless, it was found that fewer and fewer people were running classes.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

Do you think it is more handsome to die horizontally or vertically? I can help you!

The biggest tragedy in the world is that you died of salt when the radiation didn't come.

Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

An ironic cure: your appearance has seriously affected my life.

1, I just don't want to get involved too much. You don't love me, but you say I've changed.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

3. How should I express my thoughts?

I just want to leave as soon as I can have the last trace of dignity.

Many people are talking about secrets.

6. Listen to yourself. Only you know what suits you best. Don't care too much about what others think.

7. Say good night to the world

8. Many songs. Single cycle. It hurts to hear it. I wonder if the melody is too quiet. Still too touching.

9. [Time will tell you who really loves you and who is just kidding]

10, what I fear most is watching my beloved fall in love with another person.

1 1. No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

12. Nothing is more practical than having it, because at least you won't be afraid of losing it.

13, the depth of the heart is as deep as the outside world. A word ruined Xiao Qingxin.

14, if you don't suffer from talent, you will suffer from learning; Do not suffer from its reactive power, suffer from its lack of ambition. Wang Tingxiang

15, with cigarettes. Travel around the world.