Girls’ naughty copywriting makes people laugh

1. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to make money is your biggest problem.

2. When your life is not going well, don’t be anxious, just look at your savings and wallet and cry.

3. A girl like you cannot get married. Even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

4. Question: What behaviors of your girlfriend’s friends of the opposite sex are most unacceptable to you? Answer: alive.

5. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a top student. As for this third type of people, they want to be top students but are unable to do so, and want to stop studying but can’t. .

6. Sometimes, when someone is cold to you, it may not be your problem. He may just not like ugly people.

7. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

8. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening. When someone is listening, you have nothing to say.

9. I have average looks, but suffer from severe late-stage facial disease; I don’t have much money, but I like money-burning things; I am single all year round, but I often provide emotional counseling to my friends; my mental health I am not mature, but my body is in middle-aged and old age.

10. To be honest, you usually don’t encounter love around the corner, but you are very likely to encounter a beggar.

11. Do you know why I, a young man, went to see my aunt dance square dancing when I had nothing to do? Because after getting to know the aunt, the aunt would ask: Does the young man have a girlfriend? If not, the aunt will give her a You introduce one.

12. Regarding the hair loss problem reported by many girls recently, there is an explanation. It may be because you have not had a boyfriend for a long time, and your body thinks that you have become a monk, so your hair begins to fall out spontaneously.

13. Acting cute has to be divided into different categories. Those who are good-looking can be called cute, and those who are ugly can only be called acting crazy and acting stupid.

14. A true brother, no matter how far apart we are, no matter how long we haven’t contacted each other, even if we change our phone numbers several times, I can always find you when I need to borrow money.

15. Today I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of the electric car, holding her current boyfriend’s waist and shivering from the cold. I raised my lips and smiled proudly, and squeezed into the warm bus.

16. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. My father came over and scolded me. I said weakly: "Mom is eating too, why didn't you tell her?" Dad: No matter how fat your mom is, I still want her. What about you?

17. I think today’s games are becoming more and more unreasonable. People are often asked to top up money and invite friends. Didn’t I just come to play games because I have no money and no friends?

18. I asked the Zen Master: I have a big dream. If it comes true, there will be no more disputes in the world. I need a lot of money, can the master help me? The Zen master took out a child's hat and a pair of children's gloves and asked me to put them on: How do you feel? "Hands, head is a bit tight." "Me too."

19. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those who can meet without washing their hair, those who can only meet after washing their hair, and those who have washed their hair. I don't even want to see it.

20. My mother asked me: "What are you doing with the quilt on?" "Cold." "Then why are you turning on the air conditioner?" "Hot." "Are you itchy?"

21. Today a patient said to me with a heavy heart: "I only have six months to live." I didn't know how to comfort him, so I said: "It's okay, six months will pass soon." Come on, be strong.”

22. The great thing about mathematics is that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and the final solution turns out to be Arabic numerals.

23. You scold me because you don’t know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

24. In fact, it is not easy to do Taobao. Today I received a pitiful message from a friend: "Come and buy it. If you don't buy it, my wife will eat it all!"