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Pick leaves between your teeth. How stingy are the most stingy people you have ever seen?

Stingy

Understand:

1, stingy and stingy. Not generous, attach great importance to property (including intangible property), refuse to spend it easily, and save simplicity.

2. Smart and calculating. Careful calculation, careful calculation, deep talent.

3, search, high requirements. Refers to people who exploit and extract others for their own wealth.

"stingy" means that you are so stingy that you don't even have a doorknob, and you have to sew the door by hand to open it. Cheap was born. ? So people call stingy people stingy. ? The meaning of "stingy door" in modern life is that after buying the landlord's second-hand house, the landlord is so stingy that he has to tear down his own door, leaving only one door frame.

Blind date meets the most stingy man in history! ?

It's about time. Let's first describe how this man makes us feel. His height may be 1.75 meters, he wears glasses and dresses normally, and his speech feels a little rigid.

Here comes the wonderful thing! Start ordering!

We asked him to order at first, but he never ordered. Finally, he ordered a steaming dish, and then asked us to order. As women, when we first met, we were embarrassed and ordered a grilled fish and a griddle. Then the waiter said, the weight of the four of you is not much, and it may not be enough. He didn't say a word, but considering not wasting, we said we didn't order enough.

Friends who have been to Zizi grilled fish should know that the weight of each dish is really small. At the end of the meal, even the vegetarian dishes in the dry pot are almost finished! ! ! At this time, when we saw a dish similar to popcorn at the next table, we all showed a desire to eat! ! Then this man, from beginning to end, didn't even say a word of courtesy. Then the food was finished, and our other friend said that he was not full. The man said, aren't you full? Call a bowl of rice if you are not full. . . . . . Ha ha ha, the food is gone. Call someone else to eat! ! Then, from beginning to end, I never asked if the food was enough before ordering! ! We haven't had enough. That friend is so speechless that he doesn't even know haha!

I think, according to common sense, especially this kind of blind date, boys will be generous, usually order more dishes, or ask if they want to add dishes on the way! You said that when you go out to eat with friends and colleagues, you will ask them if they are full and won't order, but this man has never been there from beginning to end, and everyone mentioned that you are not full! !

A person who says he loves you with his mouth will make a promise very lightly;

A person who really loves you will not make a promise easily. He wants to be the man who keeps his word in your heart and give you the safest and most reliable happiness.

A great man asked his girlfriend for a present. ?

Time flies. Today is Valentine's Day, so I asked my boyfriend (KK) if KK had a Valentine's Day gift. He seems unhappy. He said he wouldn't tell you. Then I asked my address. I received a 160cm stuffed bear on Valentine's Day. God, it's so big. Why are there no roses? I went online to see this bear, only a few tens of dollars. This is kindness. I'm glad to receive it. ?

In the evening, he told me that he didn't receive the gift, and then I was a little embarrassed. I said that I would supply you with goods, and it was not convenient to express in town, so I didn't buy a gift. Later in the evening, in order to make up for him, I bought a set of lighting on the Internet at 1080 and mailed it to the county seat. I didn't receive it until around the 20th. I found myself really generous and willing. Do I think I should marry him? It's nothing. It's all in the honey anyway. ?

The rented place, house and bed are too small. ?

Then after the Chinese New Year, I went to the city where I worked. He was in another city, and then he said that he would come to see me in my city in two months. ?

I also said that you took me to your city to play. When I went to see you, he actually said that he wanted me to go to work well, that I would be deducted from my salary if I took time off, and told me not to take time off. I thought the same thing at that time, so I went to work in my own city. He was in his hometown a few days after I came out, and he went to his city a few days later, so I really want to see him. I said I would go to your place to play, and take me to your city to play. Actually, we are both from neighboring provinces, so he told me that the bed in the house he rented was too small? No place to sleep. It's really a collapse. How can there be such a boyfriend who is not familiar with the story? Then I said you showed me around, and he said he didn't know what was interesting there. ?

I didn't know he was so stingy before, did I? Otaku? I didn't know where the fun was, so I forgave him. We have known each other for so long, and we are still chatting on qq. I didn't know if I called 10 until we broke up. He doesn't like talking on the phone either, but I'm his girlfriend. Even if you call me so little, I am angry. What is my name? He wants to call me more often. He said talking about q is different. He also said that making phone calls was a waste of money. He was over the age of making phone calls in his thirties.