Humor at the beginning of school. Tell me about it.

0 1 1, I began to know the temptation to go home after school started.

2. What is the scariest ghost story in the world? School started?

3. There will be sunny days when there is military training, rainy days when there is a holiday, and the day before school starts when there is hard work on homework.

4. Yo, yo, Chuck, Kang is dragging his coat. Elbati is ready. When I say school starts, you say oh, lie down.

5. School begins, and separated lunatics can reunite again!

6. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

7. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six!

8. I hope the teacher will say: Come as soon as you come. What homework should you bring? Really, you're welcome! ?

9. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

10, school is about to start, others say it is to adjust the schedule, but I am particularly jet-lagged.

The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

12, school begins, and my waist is not sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

13, intentional study, but failed the course.

14, for the school, for the teacher, for myself, it is a kind of pain and a kind of hysterical pain.

15, those students who have always suspected that they have no news during their holidays will learn to appear as high-profile schoolmasters.

16, doctor, I haven't slept well recently. Is it late? Is school about to start?

17, school is about to start. In Fang Zizhou's words: Who agrees to start school? Do you have any proof that we went on holiday?

18, I fell in love with summer vacation two months later, but my parents didn't like it when I was with school.

19, there is no one in my class who can make me feel better, and I don't want to start school.

20. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2 1, adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

22. I only hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil in the future.

23, don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but not my heart.

24. The days of having lunch after brushing your teeth are coming to an end.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

26. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

27. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

28. We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice the words.

29. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

30, in fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely. ? Speak human words. ? I don't want to start school. ?