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Free and easy domineering is suitable for boys: I can surprise you or hurt you.

1, don't always say leave everything to time, time is too lazy to clean up your mess.

I never surrender. Although I fell like this, no one came to help me. I stood beautifully.

3. Good people take off their masks, and you don't even have a chance to kneel down.

I can focus on your surprise or your fear.

5. Because there is a cause, there is a cause. Since it has become a fact, why talk about it?

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

7. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

8. It doesn't matter if you swallow your voice. Let's talk elegantly! I am you.

9, don't be afraid, don't worry, ten years later, everything is just a snack we should have.

10, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

1 1. You don't cherish me now, and you won't be able to support me in the future.

12, it's not terrible to wait, but it's terrible not to know when the end is.

13, for greedy people, it is bold and rude. When you are short of breath, you smoke with your mouth wide open. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

14. No one has the right to judge you. They may have heard of you, but they can't feel your experience.

15, leave when it's time to go, leave when it's time to stay, and don't insist on anything in the future.

I'm surprised to see you. tell me

I met a girl when I went downstairs just now! She said happily to me: Nice to meet you. I'll give you a candy, delicious! I was surprised and took it with a smile. Suddenly remind of that sentence, remember to eat a candy when you are happy, and remember to eat a candy when you are unhappy! Thank you for putting a happy end to my day.

I'm surprised to see you. tell me

1. Thank you for dreaming about you. Your smile and voice are so real. I only remember that you said you knew me and said good night every day. Then I asked Nuo Nuo if I could take a photo with you. You're surprised I didn't even take a picture with you. You said yes, and then I saw a picture of your mobile phone screen. I asked you for the one on your mobile phone. You said you also wanted to see what my screen looked like. It's all you. I haven't dreamed yet.

Second, I was a little surprised to see the news, but I think this is a private matter, and the outside world should not participate too much in the evaluation. Anyway, you are great as an actor!

3. Chenghuang Temple, Yuyuan Garden and Shanghai Old Street. Try Shanghai snacks and go back to Jiaxing in the evening. The children were so sleepy that they ate some noodles at home and went to bed. Grandma's plane was late, but she finally arrived safely. Now, as soon as she said that grandma had gone home and couldn't take you, she began to cry at once. I am surprised that she is so small but so understanding, but it is even more gratifying to see his feelings for the person she loves! Baby, you are great!

Fourth, in the dream, you helped to go far away and live in the same apartment with a group of our former friends! They called you when they saw me. You were surprised, but you didn't say anything! It is interesting that this is an island. I missed the last boat and had to stay there! Everyone wants to poke us, but we all have our own difficulties. I don't know what you think. .

Although I know you are sensitive, I am still surprised that you are so sensitive when I see your notebook. If you don't line up, you should tell yourself for a long time. Life must have hurt you a lot. So this is your place of courtesy. I am so stupid.

6. I feel that the wind doesn't hurt my face so much when I go out. I don't know when to bloom when I see the small flowers on the roadside. You are surprised. It turns out that rape blossoms are all pieces at this time. But you don't know when they started to change.

I slept surprisingly well last night. Moreover, my cold hands and feet were always warm last night, and even my husband was surprised to ask: don't you feel very hot? Seeing so much feedback from Jade Age White Plum Cream, the intestinal excretion increased, the quality of sleep improved, and the skin was smooth and fair, especially after the holiday, chest pain, blood clots disappeared and stomachache eased. Does not contain preservatives and chemical additives, 100% Chinese medicine nourishing.

Eight, standing beside you but unable to speak, that kind of reluctance and helplessness makes me afraid to look at you again. You asked me why I didn't stay in the city that I always wanted to go on a business trip and chose other cities. I said you were surprised because I didn't want to see you. But my heart is afraid to see you! I'm afraid to break into your world. I'm afraid to face someone's thoughts. I have been crying since I saw your WeChat on the way back. I miss you very much. You're fine. Goodbye.

9. You were surprised to see me today. No wonder I'm not depressed, but more energetic. I stood there, laughing and discussing your aesthetic mistakes with you. My aesthetic has changed. It doesn't matter if you call me good or bad. You are pitiful in my eyes, but I won't say that I believe time will tell you.

10.4 12 when I first saw you as a real person, I was shocked by your tiny face. I didn't expect it to be so small I think you are always gentle and not very good at expressing yourself. Your autograph will tell you that you are handsome. You looked at me and smiled and said thank you.

I ran alone yesterday, but I never saw you. I didn't go back to the mountaineering machine to take a shower for an hour. I met you at the door of the bicycle house. You were surprised to see me and asked if I could come. I thought I didn't come to class. Hey, you said I ran at home and nobody cared, and then I came and nobody cared. But it's fate to meet you by chance. We are destined.

12. You were surprised when I called you to the station the other day. The last time I saw you. I said, take care. Goodbye by fate. Although you have been silent, when I got on the bus, I saw that you still turned around and refused to get on the bus. I know you still can't let go. I hope we all have a good home. I hope you can find a suitable person and no longer bear the external pressure.

Thirteen, I like you so much that I am surprised. You are near and far away from me, but I have always kept you in my heart and you can be seen everywhere in my life.

Fourteen, good makeup is not that your mother was surprised to see you and asked: Who are you? Good makeup should be good plastic surgery. In the same way, it makes you beautiful, and you can't see where it is.

Fifteen, in a comfortable night, I dreamed of you, and I went to work happily together. My mother says your illness is much better, as long as you insist on taking medicine. My colleague is surprised to see you. When you presided over the trial, I took notes for you and found that your temper became very good. You still love me and your mother as before. How long has it been since I dreamed of you? How long has it been since you came to my dream? I felt much better when I woke up. Finally, the family can reunite again. Even if I dream again, I will be so happy that I will cry.

16. Look at your childhood photos to understand the surprise of others when they see your current photo is so big. You are naughty, and I have no patience to keep hitting you. I will try to change, you must be good. We will grow up together. Good night, baby. June 1st.

Seventeen, one day at noon, my mother found that the root of the tree only took a banana and usually helped her with the fruit. You explain to your mother the reason: because I don't think there is much fruit left over there, I want to give it to the teachers and students behind. Mothers are surprised at your answer. You are very wise, son. Very considerate of others. I also know that there is a queue for fruit, and I can't rush there to grab it. You can be a polite and good student.

Today, my classmates call you cute, say that you are very nice and polite, and also say that you are in line with the aesthetics of Jiangnan people. I was surprised and delighted to see him praise you alone. He is a man whose eyes are above the top. Come to litchi TV more often in the future.

Nineteen. Little bad guy who changed his flight temporarily, I was suffocating in the 100-meter sprint, and finally met you before entering the security check. You were surprised and happy to see me panting, and you wanted me to buy a glass of water. Not much to say if you are moved. /kloc-See you at the age of 0/8.

Twenty, why do I want to laugh when I am sad? It seems that someone has been in adore you for a long time. Graduation, this is the last affectionate kiss. What an unexpected happiness this is! I was surprised to see the news. Students in any school are so tough.

After reading the prequel to Lotus Lantern, I finally understand why Jiro was surprised when he first saw lilacs. Who do you think she is? heart

Twenty-two, I had another dream last night You collided with someone in a rage and I rushed into the middle of the car. You were surprised, and then I didn't die, so I woke up I saw your aquamarine when I went out just now. So I said sometimes it's good to have no eyes. You can't see clearly if you can't see clearly

Twenty-three, fate. This is really great. I accidentally saw you, and you saw me. Inadvertently, our hands touched, and you were surprised to say how cold your hands were. I smiled and said in a panic, yes, I'm just getting more and more nervous and I don't know what to say. I disappeared from each other's sight for a long time, but I saw each other in the crowd. But I'm so nervous, nervous.

I dreamed that my mother and I had a quarrel and went out to find you. I walked straight away and didn't notice you. You caught up with me, took my hand and said you didn't want to see me sad. I snuggled up to your shoulder and woke up to look at the stars all over the sky. I was surprised to dream of you, so my subconscious woke up. My boy in white, are you all right?

Twenty-five I was surprised to see her when I went shopping with my friends in the supermarket yesterday, because she said she saw someone who looks like you.

On 26th, ctebk went upstairs with two people. He was awakened by the sound of opening the door, sat up from the bed and saw that it was Li Yifei, with a sudden smile on his face. It's you, little guy. I've been looking for you for days before I found out your identity. You surprised me!

If I can't help you, I can at least stay with you.

First, it's no big deal not to be liked by people you like.

Second, in this world, no one is forever, time is indifferent in silence and cold, and personnel gather and disperse in impermanence.

Third, we always like some people when we are unprepared.

Fourth, what you said will stay in yesterday forever, as my most beautiful commemoration.

The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

Sixth, gentleness without fighting is childish after all.

Seven, this is the most perfect ending of feelings, but also the saddest ending: someone disappears, but what he taught you will never be erased.

8. Married life is like a long conversation. When you want to enter the married life, you must ask yourself, can you still talk and laugh with this woman when you are old? Everything else in marriage is short-lived, and most of the time together is spent in conversation.

I want to cut time into pieces, just you and me.

There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.

1 1. Don't depend on others for everything. In this world, the person you can rely on most is yourself, and the person who can save you can only be yourself. If you want things to change, you must first change yourself. Only by changing yourself will you eventually change others. If you can't be a road, make a path; If you can't be the sun, be a star.

12. People in love are like two hedgehogs. They are madly in love and snuggle closely, but in the end, they are very easy to hurt each other.

Every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute, I miss you.

14. Missing in the night is a kind of dullness, an expectation and a beauty.

Fifteen, because it is too soft, painful touch will inevitably follow, but there is no direct feeling with the world and people. What is the purpose of living? Rhinoceros in Love in Liao Yimei

Sixteen, I want to be a decent person and live a decent life; I want to exercise my skin as much as possible and become a person who can withstand any hardships. Good Weather by Nai Nai in Qingshan is one of them.

Seventeen, I think it is glorious and not shameful to say that I like someone.

Dear, don't make me depend on you and then abandon me mercilessly.

19. Many good things in life can be reproduced, but they cannot be repeated. The past is the past. Therefore, every time we experience beauty, whether emotional or material, it is the first time and the last time for our life.

Twenty, you may be used to being with your current lover. I don't like it very much, but after being together for a long time, I am used to making new choices.

The deepest loneliness is that you know your own desires, but you have to play dumb.

If I can't help you, I can at least stay with you.

We don't need to make life complicated, because it is already complicated.

Twenty-four, don't be sad about the past, don't be greedy for the future, and focus on the present. This is peace.

When you decide to be a happy person from now on, you also know that the first thing you have to do is to be a strong person.

Take care of everyone's feelings, and you are bound to feel uncomfortable.

27. Who is a passer-by in whose life? Who is the wheel in whose life? The dust of past lives, the wind of this life, endless sadness and resentment.

28. A man's greatest opponent is his own timidity.

Twenty-nine, in this city, be a passing scenery, be a passer-by, just for one person.

If love is hard to put in your hand, why not put it in your heart? Albert

So you can live so freely without me.

1, but you and I can't write the ending, leaving the regret here.

2. Are we on different tracks? No matter how hard you try, you will be sad.

You and I are separated by the glass, and we can't even touch it.

4, the downtown area is poor and no one asks, and the mountains are rich in distant relatives!

5, like and tired, there is always an episode that their results will actually be abandoned.

6. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

7. The heart is something you can't control yourself.

8. I am your shadow, but you are my life.

9. In this skinny reality, the beginning of many humble loves cannot be sublimated into family ties, but what is lost is a friendship.

10, your life, I can't squeeze in, so I have to look at the stage from the side.

1 1. Why can I only be a bystander when I love you?

12, breathing the breath of the same sky, but can't have it.

13, you are the center of my world, but I am just an outsider to you.

14, it turns out that all love will fade with time and cannot be a reason for loyalty.

15, I still have no choice but to live my own life.

No one can take away time, but time can take away anyone.

17, looking at your sweetness can only accept heartache.

18, cover your ears, love you but can't tell you.

19 I can't hold you tight even though I breathe the air in the same sky.

I'll hold you tight if I can.

2 1, calm, not love, just choose to leave.

22. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

23, you can always easily affect my mood, but I can't squeeze into your heart.

24. There is really too much helplessness in the world. We are always forced to do something we don't want to do or even hate to do.

25. He was not my favorite, so I deleted it.

26. From the beginning, there was no me in your future.

27. It is better to know that you have lost it than to be afraid of losing it.

28. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

29. It doesn't matter if you don't understand me. I'm just a mean person.

30. Stand outside your planet and watch. If you can't enter your planet, you will always be watching from outside.

3 1, lost the age of dreaming, we can only learn reality.

32. Secret love is the best pantomime, and it will turn into a tragedy when it is said.

33. Happiness leads to sadness, and sadness leads to happiness. This is a real cycle.

34. People have only one mouth, but they can always say two sentences.

It turns out that you can live so freely without me.