Funny quotes about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on Chinese Valentine's Day

Niu Lang is a hooligan. He peeks at Weaver Girl taking a bath when he has nothing to do. Zhinu is a prostitute. She doesn’t use the five-star bathroom at home, so she has to find some kind of door!

Weaver Girl is not a serious woman. Otherwise, why would you come to the mortal world from heaven to take a bath? Can't you take a bath in heaven? It's okay to come down and take a shower. Maybe the water in the sky is too cold and the earth is warm. Then why doesn't she go to so many uninhabited places in China, but she chooses a place where she can be seen to take a bath? She doesn't even wear a swimsuit when taking a bath, at least she wears a bellyband. Not to mention ancient times, there are very few modern women. So unrestrained. Therefore, it is obvious that what she took was not a bath, but loneliness. Why? Weaver Girl is a fairy. She won't stay in the water and fly away when it gets dark. She must have been too lonely if she deliberately refused to leave and immediately married the Cowherd.

Why did she marry the Cowherd? Because the Cowherd was an orphan and no one loved him. There was nothing but a cow. The upright, youthful and restless Cowherd can easily fall into his hands.

The Cowherd is a gangster, he must be a gangster. Her sister-in-law was mean to him and he was forced to run away. Who can guarantee that he wasn't kicked out of the house by spying on his sister-in-law taking a shower and changing clothes? The family scandal should not be publicized. My brother was too embarrassed to tell me, so I had to drive him away.

After being driven out, Cowherd did not dare to die, and even more let Cong himself go. Make friends with foxes and dogs, worship the same monster cow, and become brothers. I had nothing to do all day, so I always wandered by the river and peeked at women taking a bath. After waiting for a long time, I finally met the Weaver Girl. The fire of talent, burn it, the whole small universe explodes.

Weaver Girl originally wanted to play it once, there are a lot of men in the sky, all of them are strong, but except for the Jade Emperor, all the gods in the sky seem to have gone to the palace. If you are strong, it is useless down there. Moreover, the Cowherd has the Bull Demon King as his brother, so the deer, tiger, and bear whips are not just cabbages to eat. Make sure the whip is powerful and the orgasms are stacked. After you give her a climax, you can fuck her as much as you want. From then on, the merits of weaving troubles were wasted, and the greed for pleasure never returned. When the emperor was angry, he placed the blame on Hedong and met once a year. It's recorded in ancient books.

In the end, these two guys were divided into two sides of the river. In this way, the two of them still refused to change their ways. They could only do it once a year and wait for a year. Why were Weaver Girl and Cowherd willing to wait? The truth is actually too simple. Apart from the Cowherd who has the ability to ascend to heaven, which other brother can mobilize the magpies to build bridges. Then why does it have to be July 7th? It's very simple. The magpies also want them to meet more. The problem is that it is not easy for the little magpie to build a bridge for them to see. It had been such a long time since the two of them had been able to stop exercising. Magpies are beasts, and besides, they are on the magpie's back and cannot see it. To bear such high-intensity exercise, magpies cannot carry them on their backs every day. Therefore, magpies are black. If the aunt of Zhinv's family comes to visit her on July 7th, hey, hey, then the Cowherd will definitely be the Midnight Cowherd. . Otherwise, why is he called Cowherd? . Have you ever heard of a prostitute named Weaver Girl?

Why didn’t Cowherd get divorced later? Um. It took me a cigarette to think about this issue. Brother, if I find you a fairy wife, she will not ask anything about your private life, no matter if you smoke or drink, she will only see you once a year, and she will still be with you. God, beauty, God, will you get divorced? , Only fools get divorced. How hard it is to find such a wife.

Through various analyses, it can be seen that most of the women who had secret love with heavenly women were the daughters of the Jade Emperor.

Only a strong body can support a dirty soul. The Cowherd persisted, and he succeeded in falling in love with the immortal - giving his woman what she wanted.

Cowherd, you are so awesome. A role model for men all over the world, even being a gangster can lead to eternal fame. Weaver Girl, you are so choked. You have had sex and you can still build a chastity memorial! !

A pair of bad guys and men have deceived the world for thousands of years. My friend, have you been cheated?

The stars are shining tonight,

Tonight is of great significance.

One is the Seventh Princess in Heaven,

The other is a loser in the world.

Magpies build the bridge of dreams,

Time steals the antidote to lovesickness.

The moon is half-curved, so romantic.

Hate deeply, love simplicity.

Weaver Girl:

Please help us ask Heaven,

Why does it have to be dry when the sky is clear?

Why does it get waterlogged when it rains?

Why is it either a big earthquake or a mudslide?

Why is it either a strong typhoon or a big hailstorm?

Could it be that the money we gave you for the sesame oil is not enough?

Could it be that the Bodhisattvas in heaven are also second-rate?

You are the children of high-ranking cadres.

You can immigrate anywhere.

But we ordinary people really cannot afford to be hurt!

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They have their happiness,

But please don't let us suffer in vain!

Niulang:

These years,

I know it has not been easy for you.

Raising two children,

and still holding on to the "one-third of an acre".

Is the creek in your hometown paid off?

Is the blue sky above your head still blue?

Have thatched houses been forcibly demolished?

Has Zai’s household registration been resolved?

How much did you pay for social support?

Is that milk safe again?

Should I wear two masks when going out?

Do I need to take depression medication to enter the house?

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It’s wrong for you to be unaccompanied.

You’ve suffered yourself and also defrauded the next generation.

Oh, by the way,

Niu Lang, have you got your return ticket?

Your love,

I am not optimistic about it, nor do I yearn for it,

But, I bless you!

Because,

You are an eternal legend!

Be loyal and loyal to each other!

If you are well, it will be sunny!

If you are in trouble, you will have no regrets!

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